McLovin took 100mg of THC again
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I saw a funny standup bit by a former dealer. He said he has no idea why, but anyone who ever does meth somehow gets into reptiles.
One of my friend’s dad used to scout out garage and estate sales for rare shid and sell it on eBay. Dude apparently had a real talent at identifying things people want on the internet. Made it a pretty solid side gig. They also lived in an airstream so I don’t fucan know.
How many hummers do you think she gave on that limo?
Just got back to my hotel after walking through the ped mall in IC
It’s only 10:48 pusy. Go back out there until at least 11Just got back to my hotel after walking through the ped mall in IC
Do I gotta sing you some Gibbs rap songs?
My sister is working in Sioux City and took this picture from her hotel. Is this typical?
I’m on vacation all week and currently on a 3 day bender. Like and subscribe for more
SO THERE WE WERE THE 2004 ICE BOWL BACKYARD FOOTBALL GAME. I WAS GUNNIN FOR MY FIRST TITLE AFTER A FEW YEARS OF CUMBIN UP SHORT. WE HAD EVERYTHING IN ARE LEAGUE. STATS A CLAY HEISMANS TROPHY AND A TROPHY FOR THE ICE BOWLS WE MADE OUT OF A STOOL A BULL AND ALUMINOMS FOILS. MY BEST WIDE RECIVER WAS AN OKLAHOMA FAN AND I LET HIM US THAT DUMASS SONG AS ARE FIGHT SONG WHEN WE RAN OUT OF THE TUNNELS TO START THE GAME. THE TWO LOSING TEAMS THAT MISSED OUT IN THE ICE BOWL FILMED THE GAME FROM THE ROOF. WE ARE ALL LIKE 12 AND MY DUMASS CUSION AND HIS FRIEND WITH A HEAD THE SIZE OF A BULDER WERE LIKE 6 YEERS OLD AND PLAYED ALL TIME CENTER AND LINEMANS. BULDERHEAD KEPT MISSING BLOCKS AND COST US A LAST SECOND FIELD GOLE BEFORE HALF TIME SO ARE LEAD WAS 7 INSTEAD OF 10 AND HE GOT TRUCKED AND HIT THE GROUND. "GET UP BULDERHEAD" WE WOOD ALL YELL. PART 2 NEXT POST
ITS HALFTIME AND IM ONE HALF AWAY FROM FINALLY HOISTIN THAT ICE BOWL TROPHY AND WE HEAR A CAR DOOR SLAM. I WALK OUT FROM THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE WHICH ARE LOCKER ROOM WAS ON AND SEE THIS MASSIVE HOSS STOMPING ACROSS THE FIELD YELLING " WITCH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS IS CALLAN MY SUN BULDERHEAD" I THINK TO MYSELF NO NOT NOW THIS CANT BE HAPPANING NOT NOW. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SCARED AND DONT SAY ANYTHING TO THE MAN WHO AGAIN YELLS OUT "UHHHHUH HAY WITCH ONE OF U BASTARDS IS CALLAN MY SUN BOULDERHEADS?!" ME WHO WAS A WELL BEHAVED KID AND WOULD NEVER SAY THAT FINALLY STEPS UP AND ANSWERS. I LOOKED BACK AT BULDERHEAD IN THE LOCKER ROOM WHOS PICKING AT HIS SHOES CRYING FROM GETTING TRUCKED BEFORE HALF AND GIVE HIM A DONT SAY ANYTHING LOOK. I ANSWER THE HOSS "THE KID WHO CALLS UR SUN BULDERHEAD ISNT HERE TODAY"
"AHHH BULLSHIDT" THE HOSS YELLS BACK. IM TRYING TO KEEP THE PEACE SO I CAN WIN THAT ICE BOWL AND SAY IT AGAIN .THE HOSS LOOKS AROUND AND SAYS "WELL U TELL THAT LITTLE BASTARD TO NOCK IT OFF " AND HE LEAVES. STORY SIGNED BY UR 2004 ICE BOWL CHAMP/MVP/HEISMANS RUNNER UP 2004.
"AHHH BULLSHIDT" THE HOSS YELLS BACK. IM TRYING TO KEEP THE PEACE SO I CAN WIN THAT ICE BOWL AND SAY IT AGAIN .THE HOSS LOOKS AROUND AND SAYS "WELL U TELL THAT LITTLE BASTARD TO NOCK IT OFF " AND HE LEAVES. STORY SIGNED BY UR 2004 ICE BOWL CHAMP/MVP/HEISMANS RUNNER UP 2004.
BRUGHHGHHHHHH UGHHH SNIFFFFF BRUGHHHHHHH BRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SNIFFFFFFFF UGHHHHUHH
I WAS AT THE GYMS LAST NIGHT MINDIN MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN THIS GROUP OF 3 TEENS COMES IN AND THEY'RE TRYING TO LIFT HEAVY BTU THEY'RE ALSO DOING LIKE 40 ON THE TRI PRESS DOWN.
THIS GIRL COMES IN. SHE HAS TO BE LIKE.. 20? MAYBE 19. EVERYTHING WAS SKIN TIGHT. SHE SAT DOWN ON THE ROWS MACHINE AND DID SOME ROWS AND GOT UP AND LEFT FOR A SECOND. SHE LEFT A SWEAT *** PRINT ON THE SEAT AND ALL 3 OF THOSE GUYS IMMEDIATELY STOPPED FUCAN AROUND AND JUST STARED AT THAT SEAT.
ALL THREE OF THEM LOOKED JUST LIKE THIS UNTIL THAT *** PRINT DRIED UP
GIVEUM TIME THEREYE STILL LERNIN THE ROADS. THEYLL EVENTUALLY GO BRUGHHHH SNIFFFFFF UGHHHI WAS AT THE GYMS LAST NIGHT MINDIN MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN THIS GROUP OF 3 TEENS COMES IN AND THEY'RE TRYING TO LIFT HEAVY BTU THEY'RE ALSO DOING LIKE 40 ON THE TRI PRESS DOWN.
THIS GIRL COMES IN. SHE HAS TO BE LIKE.. 20? MAYBE 19. EVERYTHING WAS SKIN TIGHT. SHE SAT DOWN ON THE ROWS MACHINE AND DID SOME ROWS AND GOT UP AND LEFT FOR A SECOND. SHE LEFT A SWEAT *** PRINT ON THE SEAT AND ALL 3 OF THOSE GUYS IMMEDIATELY STOPPED FUCAN AROUND AND JUST STARED AT THAT SEAT.
ALL THREE OF THEM LOOKED JUST LIKE THIS UNTIL THAT *** PRINT DRIED UP
YOU COULD TELL THEY WANTED TO SO BAD.
CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET?
THOSE 3 BOYS WERE ME.
JUST KIDDING THEY WERE ACTUALLY THREE DUMBASS BOYS THAT CAN'T DO PROPER TRI PRESS DOWNS FUCAN BOULDERHEADS
IM THAT BOY. I MAYBE OLD AND STUPAD STILL BUT DEEP DOWN I GOT THAT FUCAN DAWG IN ME STLL ACTUALLY ITS TOO WOLFS WOLF 1 AND WOLF 2 BOTH INSIDE OF ME AT THE SAME TIME FULLIN THAT FIRE FROM WITHIN @McLovin.sd @McLovin32 A LYON MITE LOSE ITS TOOTH BUT IT DONT LOSE ITS BITES
UR NEW BC YOU WENT PART TIME WHEN WE ALL BEEN HERE FOR OVER A MONTH.
LOOK IM GOAN THRU A LOT RITE NOW. IVE BEEN MISSING SLOW PITCH SOFTBALL BECUZ MY FUCAN KIDS DUMASS SCHEDULE IS TUSDAYS SO I HAVE TO PRETEND TO WANT TO GO TO THAT WILE MISSING MY TUSDAY NIGHT PLAYOFF CHASE. IM HURT DAWG
BE A FUCAN HOSS AND TELL DEM KIDS U GOT MAN SHID TO DO LIKE PLAY SOFBALL ON TUSDAYS NITES. JUST TAKEM EM TO GET ICE CREEM AFTR AND UR GOOD DUDE
@AFM22 @McLovin32 @Moral @The-Dude-Abides @Ktrain1969 YOU GUYS ARE NUMBER 4 AND THIS IS ME YELLAN AT YOU ALL ABOUT MISSING SLOW PITCH TUSDAY SOFTBALL BECUZ I HAD SEX 3 TIMES A FEW YEARS AGO