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Penn State needs to embrace Elon Musk.

BobPSU92

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There would be no more worries about NIL. o_O , FACILITIES. o_O , etc. We would be flush with cash money. 🚽

Per the Wall Street Journal, Musk‘s estimated net worth is $970 B, meaning that he is on the cusp of becoming the world’s first trillionaire. His wealth has grown at a rate of $3.6 MM per hour over his career. He’s worth more than the annual GDP of over 125 countries. Granted, little of his wealth is liquid, but it could be.

Neeli needs to invite Elon for lattes and scones, pronto.
 
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BobPSU92 said:
There would no more worries about NIL. o_O , FACILITIES. o_O , etc. We would be flush with cash money. 🚽

Per the Wall Street Journal, Musk‘s estimated net worth is $970 B, meaning that he is on the cusp of becoming the world’s first trillionaire. His wealth has grown at a rate of $3.6 MM per hour over his career. He’s worth more than the annual GDP of over 125 countries. Granted, little of his wealth is liquid, but it could be.

Neeli needs to invite Elon for lattes and scones, pronto.
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Maybe PSU can partner with his companies in research to develop a working relationship, then request NIL help?
 
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BobPSU92 said:
There would no more worries about NIL. o_O , FACILITIES. o_O , etc. We would be flush with cash money. 🚽

Per the Wall Street Journal, Musk‘s estimated net worth is $970 B, meaning that he is on the cusp of becoming the world’s first trillionaire. His wealth has grown at a rate of $3.6 MM per hour over his career. He’s worth more than the annual GDP of over 125 countries. Granted, little of his wealth is liquid, but it could be.

Neeli needs to invite Elon for lattes and scones, pronto.
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He’ll be dead before 60. Likes ketamine too much.
 
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BobPSU92 said:
There would be no more worries about NIL. o_O , FACILITIES. o_O , etc. We would be flush with cash money. 🚽

Per the Wall Street Journal, Musk‘s estimated net worth is $970 B, meaning that he is on the cusp of becoming the world’s first trillionaire. His wealth has grown at a rate of $3.6 MM per hour over his career. He’s worth more than the annual GDP of over 125 countries. Granted, little of his wealth is liquid, but it could be.

Neeli needs to invite Elon for lattes and scones, pronto.
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He deserves better.
 
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He will build an Elon robot to carry on.
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I just read that SpaceX expects to raise at least $75 B in its IPO. That would put the value of the company at greater than $1.75 T.

Elon OBVIOUSLY. o_O has some millions in cash money for a middling university like ours (and others that look like ours). What is Neeli waiting for?

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BobPSU92 said:
I just read that SpaceX expects to raise at least $75 B in its IPO. That would put the value of the company at greater than $1.75 T.

Elon OBVIOUSLY. o_O has some millions in cash money for a middling university like ours (and others that look like ours). What is Neeli waiting for?

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There is a whole economy around the rules that were broken to allow this IPO. Buckle up. Elon is the Donald Trump of Steve Jobs’. That is to say a clown who is a big thinker and idea guy with resources at the right place at the right time. But also a ketamine addicted loon.

 
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BobPSU92 said:
There would be no more worries about NIL. o_O , FACILITIES. o_O , etc. We would be flush with cash money. 🚽

Per the Wall Street Journal, Musk‘s estimated net worth is $970 B, meaning that he is on the cusp of becoming the world’s first trillionaire. His wealth has grown at a rate of $3.6 MM per hour over his career. He’s worth more than the annual GDP of over 125 countries. Granted, little of his wealth is liquid, but it could be.

Neeli needs to invite Elon for lattes and scones, pronto.
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He would want Jet Packs and Rocket Boosters on the players but we would be fast going where no one has gone before.
 
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BobPSU92 said:
I just read that SpaceX expects to raise at least $75 B in its IPO. That would put the value of the company at greater than $1.75 T.

Elon OBVIOUSLY. o_O has some millions in cash money for a middling university like ours (and others that look like ours). What is Neeli waiting for?

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Can she seduce him? I haven’t assessed her likelihood of success but I know she can fully actualize human resources to ensure maximum project impact, effectuating organizational transformation.
 
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Can she seduce him? I haven’t assessed her likelihood of success but I know can fully actualize human resources to ensure maximum project impact, effectuating organizational transformation.
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Maybe he’s looking for another baby momma?
 
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Should everyone be calling their brokers to get whatever Space X IPO shares they can arrange?

Buy Mortimer! Buy!

Fidelity Investments has apparently just made it easier for you to invest in this once in a lifetime IPO.
Should you act now before your friends, family and neighbors? 🤔

Fidelity cuts SpaceX IPO minimum to $2,000 as flipping rules threaten retail access​

Fidelity has slashed its SpaceX IPO entry requirement from $500,000 to $2,000, opening access to millions of retail investors. The move follows SpaceX reserving up to 30% of its offering for retail clients, well above typical allocations. However, five major brokerages have implemented strict anti-flipping rules that could block future IPO access. Fidelity bans selling within 15 days, with penalties ranging from six-month blocks to permanent bans. Robinhood and SoFi use 30-day windows with similar escalating punishments. SpaceX plans to sell approximately 555.6 million shares at $135 each, targeting up to $85.7 billion. The company will trade on Nasdaq under ticker SPCX, with its debut targeted for 12 June. The offering would rank as the largest IPO on record, surpassing Saudi Aramco's previous record.
 
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He would want to have a say in current majors, with a free hand to DOGE them. Anything along the lines of African Studies would be swiftly axed.
 
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19333lion said:
He would want to have a say in current majors, with a free hand to DOGE them. Anything along the lines of African Studies would be swiftly axed.
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There's lots of majors that are useless and should be axed so wouldn't be embrace that?
 
BobPSU92

BobPSU92

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19333lion said:
He would want to have a say in current majors, with a free hand to DOGE them. Anything along the lines of African Studies would be swiftly axed.
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We’ll do anything in the name of football. Just give us the cash money.

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