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Torbee

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Sep 13, 2002
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Can we talk about the Spurs and Knicks instead? I got Spurs in 5 baby!
I wouldn’t be surprised if the spurs win in 4. However the Knicks have been hot over the last month. I just don’t see Mr zesty kat being a factor at all. If he has to guard victor at all, he’s most likely fouling out of the game and pouting non stop.
 

Moral

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Dec 16, 2022
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What are you even going on about?

Tell me you are type of dude who has had to deal with females doing some really dumb **** to him because they never feared missing out on who he was or what he might bring to the table they would missing on without telling me type of dude who has had to deal with females doing some really dumb **** to him because they never feared missing out on who he was or what he might bring to the table they would missing on.
 
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Jizzstains of a feather j.izz stain shorts together, or something.
@AFM22, he’s not even hiding the fact that he’s making fun of you now.
I can’t wait to watch this relationship blow up.
I get it. I'm not saying anyone should like Torbee. He can make himself quite unlikable.
A real comment from a f-ing moron when he was trying to recruit a new friendship.
 
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AFM22

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Tell me you are type of dude who has had to deal with females doing some really dumb **** to him because they never feared missing out on who he was or what he might bring to the table they would missing on without telling me type of dude who has had to deal with females doing some really dumb **** to him because they never feared missing out on who he was or what he might bring to the table they would missing on.
Calculate Zach Galifianakis GIF
 

WDDT

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Jan 3, 2023
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Were you treated poorly by women because you were being too phaggoty?
No.



And Ive never had to look at pictures of some chick I was banging getting blown out by other dudes either.
 
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I think the only things I have ever given props to torbee about is the fact that he somehow managed to find a sugar momma. She must have some sort of fat loser fetish. The other thing about torbee is he doesn’t like rail thin females and likes what I consider a normal looking female with a figure.
Ok, that’s enough about that. The reason he’s a douche is because he doesn’t do anything to support his family. Yet he criticizes everyone else that does. I was mocked on here multiple times for having a lower paying job because it has amazing benefits. A job that pays more than flat billed fatty. So I’m the loser for supporting what’s best for my family and because I don’t have a sugar momma? That loser should be grateful and respect others considering the gift he was given of not having to support his family, which explains why he’s such a feminine dude.
 
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WDDT

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Same. I've only seen my ex backing up onto a ***** on a tree. But that was like half a year after I dumped her.
Well who hasn't had the old, look at my ex f.ucking a tree late night text.... I wouldn't over think that one.
 
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LunchBox50

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Sep 10, 2009
6,488
11,637
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I'd love to see Wemby get a title. And I think that's how it's gonna go. I think the Knicks get 2 games. Spurs in 6.
Knicks will get a win or two because they will shoot the lights out from 3, but this series belongs to SAS.
 
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Tell me you are type of dude who has had to deal with females doing some really dumb **** to him because they never feared missing out on who he was or what he might bring to the table they would missing on without telling me type of dude who has had to deal with females doing some really dumb **** to him because they never feared missing out on who he was or what he might bring to the table they would missing on.
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AFM22

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Is your post not "backing onto a d IL do?
Yes, but I didn't get a late night text about it. It didn't even come from her. Also this was well after we broke up so not my life, not my problem.
 
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Moogy

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Lol. You sir, are a raging phag.


No. I would not want to be handcuffed to that. Frankly, I broke up with an anesthesiologist daughter because she was clearly going to always be daddies little girl even though it would have had a **** ton of doors opened for me.

You are a man, act like it. The goal of life isnt to suck off someone else's tit.


***Edit to add, it has nothing to do with the wealth, its about the type of person who would hyphenate your last name to maintain the most common surname in the English language to hold the connection to her daddy because she knew the day you got married you were never going to overcome them.

I'm glad you broke up with your daughter.

You should be proud of her for becoming an anesthesiologist, despite you and ... well, you know ... the incest.
 

WDDT

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Yes, but I didn't get a late night text about it. It didn't even come from her. Also this was well after we broke up so not my life, not my problem.

Have a good day big shoots, I gotta go mow.
 

WDDT

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I'm glad you broke up with your daughter.

You should be proud of her for becoming an anesthesiologist, despite you and ... well, you know ... the incest.
Dont hurt yourself kid.
 

AFM22

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Have a good day big shoots, I gotta go mow.
Just for clarity, this was the order of events.

We dated about a year, we tried long distance in college but I broke up with her in spring of my freshman year bc it was a drag.
She moved to Cedar Rapids later that august.
Sometime during her freshman year she started doing amateur nights at the lumber yard
Through that, she met some guy for a college coed website.
She went with them on spring break somewhere where she did a lot of girl on girl stuff and the tree thing.
A friend texted me a link to the website after it had been up for a while. Apparently it had been floating around my hometown.

So I guess she did it about a year after we broke up.

I should have been more of a man. I should have saved her.
 

jedhawk77

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Iowa Swarm member
Jun 7, 2015
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Just for clarity, this was the order of events.

We dated about a year, we tried long distance in college but I broke up with her in spring of my freshman year bc it was a drag.
She moved to Cedar Rapids later that august.
Sometime during her freshman year she started doing amateur nights at the lumber yard
Through that, she met some guy for a college coed website.
She went with them on spring break somewhere where she did a lot of girl on girl stuff and the tree thing.
A friend texted me a link to the website after it had been up for a while. Apparently it had been floating around my hometown.

So I guess she did it about a year after we broke up.

I should have been more of a man. I should have saved her.
 

Moral

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Dec 16, 2022
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Just for clarity, this was the order of events.

We dated about a year, we tried long distance in college but I broke up with her in spring of my freshman year bc it was a drag.
She moved to Cedar Rapids later that august.
Sometime during her freshman year she started doing amateur nights at the lumber yard
Through that, she met some guy for a college coed website.
She went with them on spring break somewhere where she did a lot of girl on girl stuff and the tree thing.
A friend texted me a link to the website after it had been up for a while. Apparently it had been floating around my hometown.

So I guess she did it about a year after we broke up.

I should have been more of a man. I should have saved her.

This would make a great Butterfly Effect movie.
 

WDDT

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Jan 3, 2023
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Why do you feel the need to be a homophobic **** face?
You know what, you are right. I dont give a **** who he sleeps with but that does imply gays are in a position of lesser than.

Sorry duder, I really don't care that you are gay.

Millah we were discussing your limp wristedness just doesnt have the same flow.
 

Moogy

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Jul 28, 2017
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Dont hurt yourself kid.

You’re the one who wasn’t man enough to handle being with the daughter of someone mildly successful in life. What a sad excuse for a man you are. That said, kudos for acknowledging that you weren't a real man, and sparing that girl from having to deal with a little boy any longer.
 
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AFM22

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You know what, you are right. I dont give a **** who he sleeps with but that does imply gays are in a position of lesser than.

Sorry duder, I really don't care that you are gay.

Millah we were discussing your limp wristedness just doesnt have the same flow.
My wrists are thicker than the trees my ex backs up on.
 
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