DJT's awful terrible very bad losing loser who loses Monday . . .

[Torbee]

Kinda feels like the plug is out of the drain and the scum water is circling down, doesn't it?

let’s all point and laugh at the losing loser who just spent an entire day losing​

Iran, Israel, the corrupt slush fund, and more...​

Jeff Tiedrich
Jun 02, 2026

is your president a f.ucking loser? take this super-fun quiz and find out.

question one: has your president completely lost the thread and **** the bed on Iran?



remember yesterday, when Preznit Fuckwit posted to his crappy app about how Iran really really really REALLY wanted to make a deal, and how Donny would have absolutely dealt up a super dealtastic deal by now, except for all that infernal ‘chirping’ from the Democrats? chirping like few thought possible, maybe the loudest chirping of all time?

would everyone please stop the chirping so Donny can get some work done?

yeah, well, it seems that Iran just told Dear Leader to stick his chirping where the sun don’t shine.

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Breaking news: Iran said it is breaking off talks with the Trump administration to end the war and reopen the Strait of Hormuz following increased U.S. and Israeli strikes in the region.

wait, Iran is breaking off all negotiations, just like that? wow, I’ll bet Donny is hopping mad about Iran giving him the finger. there’s no doubt that he’s going to immediately spring onto action and—

hang on, he’s doing nothing?

EAMON JAVERS

Do you think the negotiations are over now, or is this a bluff?
PRESIDENT TRUMP

I don’t care if they’re over, honestly. I really don’t care. I couldn’t care less. If they’re over, they’re over. If they’re not, you know, I think they took too much time. Frankly, I thought they started to get very boring. They were giving us what we needed, but I think I think they handled the negotiations poorly. It took too long. I thought they were tapping us along that’s all. Yeah, they were.

do I have this right? the laziest s.hit-kazoo ever to crap a diaper in the Oval Bordello is bored of the clusterfuck he started? on what planet is getting bored of a war an option? is there some chapter of I’m not aware of in Sun Tzu’s The Art Of War where you get a free pass if you get bored of your own war?

what the hell?

this blundering imbecile, acting first and thinking never, started an unwinnable don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war without have any clear plan of action — and now that s.hit has gone completely f.ucking sideways, with the Strait closed down, the price of oil in the stratosphere, and the entire Middle East destabilized, this fool is just going to walk away from it all, leaving the mess to be cleaned up by someone else? because he’s bored? it’s no longer his problem?

what does this moron expect will happen next? is the Magical War Fairy supposed to come down and wave her wand and make it all better? is that his plan B?

welcome to Donny’s entire soft, pampered life. every time he’s f.ucked up, there’s always been someone willing to clean up after him. his father. bankers. the Russian mob. a cowardly and compliant Congress.



except this time, there’s no one around to clean up the biggest mess of his life — and he can’t be bothered to give one microscopic s.hit about it, because he’s bored.

wow, what a f.ucking loser.

 

[Torbee]

question two: do other world leaders pretty much tell your president to go f.uck himself?

Donny had a phone call with his despot bestie Bibi Netanyahu yesterday, and, according to Axios, Dear Leader went on a foul-mouthed tirade.

Summarizing Trump’s remarks to Netanyahu, the U.S. official said: “You’re f.ucking crazy. You’d be in prison if it weren’t for me. I’m saving your ***. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this.” A second source briefed on the call said Trump was “p.issed” and at one point yelled at Netanyahu: “What the fu.ck are you doing?”

Donny seems nice. I don’t recall a chapter in the Art of the Deal where it says to completely lose your s.hit and fume like a colicky a.sshole when you don’t get your way, but whatever.

Donny then took a victory lap on his crappy app.

I had a conversation with Bibi Netanyahu today, asking him not to go into a major raid of Beirut, Lebanon. He turned his Troops around. Thank you Bibi! I also had a conversation with Representatives of the Leaders of Hezbollah, and they agreed to stop shooting at Israel, and its soldiers. Likewise, Israel agreed to stop shooting at them. Let’s see how long that lasts — Hopefully it will be for ETERNITY! President DONALD J. TRUMP

so, did Bibi really agree to turn his troops around? let’s find out.

Tonight, I spoke with President Trump and told him that if Hezbollah does not cease attacking our cities and citizens—Israel will attack terror targets in Beirut.
This stance of ours remains unchanged.
In parallel, the IDF will continue to operate as planned in southern Lebanon.

nope, sorry, it looks like the genocidal maniac is going to keep genociding his merry way across the Middle East.

but that’s par for the course for Dear Leader. his credibility is shot, and no one listens to him any more. not Iran, and certainly not Israel. he’s just some pants-pissing foul-mouthed buffoon whom everyone laughs at — and he’s too delusionally convinced of his own nonexistent greatness to realize it.



how could Donny have misread the situation so thoroughly? what a f.ucking loser.

 

[Torbee]

question three: is your president so out of touch that he endorses a candidate who hasn’t shown up for work in three months?

Tom Kean has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election. Election Day is Tuesday, June 2nd. GET OUT AND VOTE FOR TOM — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!

Tom Kean will never let you down? what the f.uck are you talking about, Donny? Tom Kean is teaching a master class in letting everyone down. Kean disappeared last March, and no one has any clue where he is.

For almost three months, Rep. Tom Kean Jr.’s whereabouts and condition have been a mystery in his New Jersey congressional district. Now they are becoming a source of growing alarm for his party in Washington, where Republicans fear his prolonged absence could cost them his swing seat — and possibly their House majority.

no one has any idea where Tom Kean is, because he won’t even bother to answer the phone. hey, maybe Tom Kean simply got bored of being a Congressman, and just walked away from it. I hear getting bored is a thing now.

how could Donny not know that a key House Republican has been missing in action for over ninety days, putting his own party’s razor-thin majority in jeopardy?

what a clueless f.ucking loser.

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question four: did your president’s beloved $1.8 billion slush fund just go fuckity-bye?

it sure looks like it.

The Trump administration has signaled to Republican congressional leaders that it plans to drop the $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization” fund, though it was unclear how firm or permanent that plan is, according to two sources familiar with the matter.

everyone hated this corrupt scheme to enrich the fuckheads who did January 6th — Democrats, Republicans, the public, and the courts.

with the legality of the slush fund tied up in court and congressional Republicans threatening to legislate it straight into the s.hitter, Donny’s minders back in the White House seem willing to concede that the whole thing is a non-starter.

now comes the part where we throw our heads back in laughter, because this one’s a win for We the People.



but Donny? he sure is a f.ucking loser.

 

[DFSNOLE_rivals]

He is such an embarrassment.

 

[Anon789828]

Oh look, a loser calling someone else a loser.

 

[PW Herman]

Oh look, a loser calling someone else a loser.

McGibbs is such a dish it out but can't take it b1tch. Cry some more snowflake.

 

[Anon789828]

McGibbs is such a dish it out but can't take it b1tch. Cry some more snowflake.

Look another pot meet kettle snowflake. You are the true definition of a dish it out but can’t take it b1tch.
You come here to talk sh.it to a poster then admit to having the same posters on ignore. Does that not scream I can dish it but can’t take it or what. They don’t come much dumber than this folks.

Sorry I have you on ignore and normally don't see your replies. Every once in awhile I stumble across a reply of an ignored member. Here we are.

 

[Torbee]

Oh look, a loser calling someone else a loser.

Hits a bit close to home, eh?

 

[Anon789828]

Hits a bit close to home, eh?

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Checks out, you would piss your pants and make the claim that “90% of the people on this board like me”. It’s why they laugh at my jokes.

 

[Huey Grey 2]

Trump just told a Jewish guy to go f ck himself.

 

[PedMaller]

question three: is your president so out of touch that he endorses a candidate who hasn’t shown up for work in three months?



Tom Kean will never let you down? what the f.uck are you talking about, Donny? Tom Kean is teaching a master class in letting everyone down. Kean disappeared last March, and no one has any clue where he is.



no one has any idea where Tom Kean is, because he won’t even bother to answer the phone. hey, maybe Tom Kean simply got bored of being a Congressman, and just walked away from it. I hear getting bored is a thing now.

how could Donny not know that a key House Republican has been missing in action for over ninety days, putting his own party’s razor-thin majority in jeopardy?

what a clueless f.ucking loser.

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question four: did your president’s beloved $1.8 billion slush fund just go fuckity-bye?

it sure looks like it.



everyone hated this corrupt scheme to enrich the fuckheads who did January 6th — Democrats, Republicans, the public, and the courts.

with the legality of the slush fund tied up in court and congressional Republicans threatening to legislate it straight into the s.hitter, Donny’s minders back in the White House seem willing to concede that the whole thing is a non-starter.

now comes the part where we throw our heads back in laughter, because this one’s a win for We the People.


but Donny? he sure is a f.ucking loser.

Quite the lengthy posts there, Torbs!

Guess when you grift off the in-laws & just write a couple sh!tty articles each week….you’ve got plenty of free time!

 

[Anon789828]

Quite the lengthy posts there, Torbs!

Guess when you grift off the in-laws & just write a couple sh!tty articles each week….you’ve got plenty of free time!

He’s doing what he loves and his wife if ok with it. Plus it makes him happy to be a mooch. I’m starting to see why he thinks people like him. He somehow has a wife that supports him and tk allowing him to write sh.it articles for him. The dude is a grifter.

 

[WDDT]

Torbee reads Jeff Tiedrich.....LOL.


Change your fu.cking pants ya baby.

 

[PW Herman]

He’s doing what he loves and his wife if ok with it. Plus it makes him happy to be a mooch. I’m starting to see why he thinks people like him. He somehow has a wife that supports him and tk allowing him to write sh.it articles for him. The dude is a grifter.

Uh oh @Torbee

McDipshit is starting to go after your wife. We all know where this ends up because the mentally ill POS can never control themselves.

 

[Anon789828]

Uh oh @Torbee

McDipshit is starting to go after your wife. We all know where this ends up because the mentally ill POS can never control themselves.

That’s a quote ole torbee made himself. Try and keep up.

 

[PW Herman]

That’s a quote ole torbee made himself. Try and keep up.

Great minds think alike. You're still a POS regardless. Enjoy your bed

 

[Torbee]

Uh oh @Torbee

McDipshit is starting to go after your wife. We all know where this ends up because the mentally ill POS can never control themselves.

He's the guy with the cubicle dead end job and chronic mental illness, right?

 

[HoggI74]

Sad state of affairs when the USA's sworn enemy says one thing, our president says another and we're undecided who to believe...

 

[Anon789828]

Great minds think alike. You're still a POS regardless. Enjoy your bed

wtf are you even talking about? You were wrong again like always and I called you out on it.

 

[Torbee]

Sad state of affairs when the USA's sworn enemy says one thing, our president says another and we're undecided who to believe...

I mean, the Strait of Hormuz remains closed, Israel is advancing in Lebanon and both Iran and the U.S. continue to lob missilies at each other.

It's not too hard to see which "side" is being more straightforward. And to your point, the fact it is the religious fanatic lunatics in charge of a dangerous militant theocracy rather than the U.S. Commander in Chief is a grave state of affairs.

 

[PW Herman]

Sad state of affairs when the USA's sworn enemy says one thing, our president says another and we're undecided who to believe...

Give us some context.

Sad that the President has lied so much you can't believe what he says, even against our sworn enemy or that the American people don't believe the President on what he says?

 

[Torbee]

Sad that the President has lied so much you can't believe what he says, even against our sworn enemy or that the American people don't believe the President on what he says?

YES

 

[HoggI74]

YES

yes...

 

[RollingballofButcherKnives]

Look another pot meet kettle snowflake. You are the true definition of a dish it out but can’t take it b1tch.
You come here to talk sh.it to a poster then admit to having the same posters on ignore. Does that not scream I can dish it but can’t take it or what. They don’t come much dumber than this folks.

Jfc dude, you got problems

 

[RollingballofButcherKnives]

He's the guy with the cubicle dead end job and chronic mental illness, right?

I picture him hiding in a janitor’s closet all day…

 

[lucas80]

Jfc dude, you got problems

Who?
C'mon, fellas. Use the ignore function.

 

[lucas80]

Maybe the biggest failure to Trump this week was losing all of those 3rd rate performers for his country fair, thing. He self owned railing against the losers that wouldn't play at his loser event.
He doesn't care about the average American. He doesn't care about the war anymore. But, looking like a loser... That really stings.

 

[Brushy Bill]

 

[PedMaller]

Maybe the biggest failure to Trump this week was losing all of those 3rd rate performers for his country fair, thing. He self owned railing against the losers that wouldn't play at his loser event.
He doesn't care about the average American. He doesn't care about the war anymore. But, looking like a loser... That really stings.

Of course they had to back out with all the libtards threatening them & their families.

Almost a constant stream of assaults & shooting attempts coming from the mentally ill left now.

 

[PW Herman]

YES

yes...

I was looking for who Hogg put the blame on more. The answer is usually telling

 

[Torbee]

I was looking for who Hogg put the blame on more. The answer is usually telling

I like Hogg. He’s a man of the People.

 

[HoggI74]

I like Hogg. He’s a man of the People.

I'm actually one of the people, one old people...

 

[PW Herman]

I like Hogg. He’s a man of the People.

He's a big boy. He can answer the question. He doesn't need you fighting his battles. Although it does appear he's avoiding it. If I were a betting man I'd guess the latter

 

[Ktrain1969]

He’s doing what he loves and his wife if ok with it. Plus it makes him happy to be a mooch. I’m starting to see why he thinks people like him. He somehow has a wife that supports him and tk allowing him to write sh.it articles for him. The dude is a grifter.

HE IS A HOSS AND YOU AREN'T, THATS HOW. HOSS = BIG BALLER.