OT: Favorite rock lyrical couplets, 2 lines max. What you like?

MtNittany

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Country, but Hank Jr.

Hank, why do you drink?
Hank, why do you roll smoke?

Lordy, I have loved some ladies, and I have loved Jim Beam
And they both tried to kill me in 1973
 
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LionJim

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A testament of the time I wasted at Penn State: I know a boatload of lyrics from Mott the Hoople.
 

IC1 Rowles

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Mother told me, yes she told me I'd meet girls like you.
She also told me,stay away you'll never know what you'll catch. - Cheap Trick

In a while will the smile on my face turn to plaster.
Stick around while the clown who is sick does the trick of disaster. - Buffalo Springfield

What's that injection cos I think it's going wrong.
I really like this jacket but the sleeves are nuch to long. - Motorhead
 
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Marshall2323

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"when I'm with you, it doesn't matter where we are. Or what we're doing, I'm with you that's all that matters."
Beginnings by Chicago
I was blessed to have that person and that feeling......all the rest of life is going thru the motions
 
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NoSoup4U

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"Fight the Power" comes great responsibility
'F the Police' but who's stopping you from killing me?

What we don't know keeps the contracts alive and movin'
They don't gotta burn the books, they just remove 'em

I used ta do a little, but a little wouldn't do it
So the little got more and more

'll tip my hat to the new Constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small

I am a traveler of both time and space
To be where I have been
 

psuro

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Everyone knows about it
From the Queen of England to the Hounds of Hell

- Seven Nation Army.
 

Chumboshifko1

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Swing your partner by his balls

Swing him 'round till he falls..

Pick him up, dust him off...

Now he's pissed 'cause his balls came off!!!!!!
 
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psuro

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I woke up in a soho doorway
A policeman new my nsme

-Who Are You

Been Around the world and found
only stupid people are breeding

-Flagpole Sitta
 
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Digging on her:
It doesn't take a crystal ball to see
A cowboy always finds a way to leave
Drinkin' Jack all by myself
He's choosin' Texas I can tell
 

MtNittany

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Now some they do, and some they don't, and some you just can't tell...
And some they will, and some they won't, with some it's just as well.
 

Connorpozlee

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Todd Snyder (RIP), Looking For a Job:
Watch what you say to someone with nothing
It’s almost like having it all
(Now that think of it, I may have already put this in here earlier. But I’m about 8 rum and cokes and two beers into the day/evening in the Dominican Republic and waiting for 5 women to be ready to head to dinner so this is what you get!)
 
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When we pulled up to her bleeding dollhouse
She said, "Park behind the hearse"
I said, "No need, get out and take your purse"
 

AuthorJoe618

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Every nerve in my body is so naked and numb
I can’t even remember what it was I came here to get away from.
 

psuro

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Pat-a-cake pat-a-cake hey - the Method Man
Don't eat Skippy Jif or Peter Pan....

- Method Man
 

SkiSkiSki

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the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dorks that hang out at the mall

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then her in the butt
 

MtNittany

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"Cause my lady, now a mean ol' woman, Lord
Never told me goodbye"


Another egregious rrhof snub.
 

PSUeng

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My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
 
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Who’s lion Jims poet?
She’s so much better

I hide from phone calls under the warm water
Malice desists, no, it woefully recurs
And it plays like daytime TV shows, I confuse you
And I tell you not to love me
But I still kiss you when I want to
 

psuro

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I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn that's where I dwell

- Brass Monkey
 

psuro

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Hey you White House
Ha Ha charade you are

-Pigs(Three Different Zones)
 

psuro

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No one loves me but my momma
And she could be jivin' too
-BB King