Get ready for the September swamp a.ss!
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So worth it to watch The Kent State Flashes.
(Insert heavy sarcasm)
What??? You dont think this will be a highly competitive, entertaining game???
Unless they schedule the games at 1am, they're gonna sweat in early September no matter what time you play the games. At least the noon/1pm games offer a tailgate during the morning.
We win by two with a late field goal after they drop the ball deep in our territory. WE kick the field goal at 4th and 12.
Crowd goes wild and rushes the field. The winning field goal video goes into the archives of great moments in gamecock football.
I won't be there. I am not paying all that $ and get swamp as.s just to watch a loser football team.
Swamp as.s aside, this is one of the best chances to watch winning football this season.
The age old question; is it better to watch a win with swamp a.s.s., or watch a loss in comfort?
I think the answer is; detach the outcome of the game from the overall game day experience. Enjoy the tailgating, the friends, the food and drink, and let the game itself be nothing more than the catalyst that makes the day happen.
Yes, we will probably win but I think I would rather go to the beach and occasionally check the score as I go about my day.
I was in WB when we lost to Pacific. Funs times. I have not set foot in WB since Fat Bradstards last win.
I thought the OP misspelled swamp gass for some reason.
Anyone who watched Impractical Jokers my remember Swamp A$$ Thing. Great skit.
Guess that leaves me out then.
Funny show for a while there. If you get bored, look up the early seasons.
Yep and even though we won, I knew we would suck again because we couldn't stop the run. I think our offense was decent that year but D was bad.
It wouldn’t surprise me if it’s 14-3 at halftime - this is typically how Carolina plays early games against inferior teams.
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It wouldn't surprise me if it was 24-20 early in the fourth quarter, with Carolina trailing and needing a late score followed by a turnover or fourth down stop with under a minute remaining to win the game.
For sweaty balls, swamp *** and coochy I use Dude Wipes. Handy in a pinch, gets rid of that stench.
This can go in many directions. Do you mean "gestating parents", or those who've chopped off the boys to mimic "gestating parents"?
