I SEE WHY THESE IOWA DUDES ARE NOT WELCOME IN IOWA

[fatpiggy]

I'll give you a free load if you know what I mean

I’m not a member of the LvBQT+-Fаg club so I’ll pass.

First thing you’ve ever tried to give away for free I’m sure of it.

 

[SoProudNole]

Would you rather finger blast Nancy Pelosi for a $5 billion and a package of wimmers or jack off Joe Biden (Epstein edition) for $1,000,000?

I’d pay $10 to finger blast Nancy. She’s HOT.

 

[fatpiggy]

We do have a lot of farmers. So you're spot on here. They love their handouts.

Are you a farmer? You like handouts so probably so. Typical lib.

 

[McLovin32]

Are you a farmer? You like handouts so probably so. Typical lib.

Yeah, libs are usually farmers. Very typical.

 

[Tom Paris]

Their in your face F you I am all about the WONDERFUL ME tells you the whole but short story

 

[fatpiggy]

fatpiggy

Sure what did that ignored fаggot need?

 

[alaskanseminole]

Their in your face F you I am all about the WONDERFUL ME tells you the whole but short story

Also...

Me: ChatGPT, please rewrite this in English.

ChatGPT: "Their in-your-face, 'F you, it's all about me' attitude tells the whole story in a nutshell."

 

[lucas80]

I am honestly starting to wonder if @fatpiggy is a genius level parody account.

Post count is too high. Did our parody poster make it over here?

 

[like-woahh]

I’m not a member of the LvBQT+-*** club so I’ll pass.

First thing you’ve ever tried to give away for free I’m sure of it.

Haha you can't cuss right either.

 

[AFM22]

I've never felt more welcome to be honest.

Wait till they find out they each of us are 9 different people on 1 free account

 

[AFM22]

Yeah, libs are usually farmers. Very typical.

Dude knows farmers

 

[fatpiggy]

Haha you can't cuss right either.

Fixed it for ya fаg

 

[like-woahh]

Wait till they find out they each of us are 9 different people on 1 free account

On the same computer using a bootlegged Windows XP key

 

[Tom Paris]

Sure what did that ignored fаggot need?

 

[like-woahh]

Fixed it for ya fаg

Thanks dawg

 

[lucas80]

be more lucid

FIFY

 

[fatpiggy]

We know that the Nolefags will never be able to cuss because they refuse to pay the $3.99 a month to bypass the word filters.

 

[lucas80]

Their in your face F you I am all about the WONDERFUL ME tells you the whole but short story

They're?

 

[AFM22]

@Bro D can you run this through your computer to see who is winning?

 

[like-woahh]

@Bro D can you run this through your computer to see who is winning?

It's going to be a tough one to win. Fatpiggy lotioned up his cankles and got to work in this thread.

 

[AFM22]

It's going to be a tough one to win. Fatpiggy lotioned up his cankles and got to work in this thread.

He is quite the bigot, that’s for certain.

 

[Tom Paris]

He is quite the bigot, that’s for certain.

90% chance he’s closeted gay.

 

[RockyMtNole]

He sent me a DM and said it translates to “you are a retarded fаggot”
Exactly. And they are all libs. Won’t pay 9.99 a month which is about 20 minutes of work a month.

There is already the main board, so I’m not sure why @chrisard and @On3 let the Iowa people take over the Clemson board. Why even have team boards?

Why are you so angry all the time?

Also, seems like a smart move to tag mods and corporate in the same post you’re calling someone a “retarded ******.”

 

[RockyMtNole]

You know what's kind of BS, us Iowans are taking all the heat away from our Nole friends when they were the OG invaders.

I have to say, before we ventured to the Iowa board, I had driven the length of I-80 about 6-7 times. Didn’t know anything about Iowa except where to stop for gas, food and lodging.

Now, I feel like I know all sorts of things about the state and actually have an affinity for you guys. Most of you, that is.

Your BFF

 

[Allornothing]

I’m not a member of the LvBQT+-Fаg club so I’ll pass.

First thing you’ve ever tried to give away for free I’m sure of it.

Besides it's a**. First cummers are lining up.

 

[like-woahh]

I have to say, before we ventured to the Iowa board, I had driven the length of I-80 about 6-7 times. Didn’t know anything about Iowa except where to stop for gas, food and lodging.

Now, I feel like I know all sorts of things about the state and actually have an affinity for you guys. Most of you, that is.

Your BFF

It took me awhile to forgive you all for bringing Trad over, but all wounds heal over time.

 

[RockyMtNole]

It took me awhile to forgive you all for bringing Trad over, but all wounds heal over time.

He was like the scout we sent off into the sunset hoping he would find land and get eaten by the natives.

 

[Torbee]

Calls someone a "retarded ******" and then in the same post tags mods because he's sad he no longer sits in an echo chamber on his lil Clemson board.

Gimp

 

[Torbee]

Oh look another tough talkin Iowa рussy.

Are you familiar with Pints in davenport by any chance?

 

[Torbee]

What’s your grindr name?

Phig Paddy

 

[AFM22]

@The_Joker13_rivals this one

 

[lucas80]

I have to say, before we ventured to the Iowa board, I had driven the length of I-80 about 6-7 times. Didn’t know anything about Iowa except where to stop for gas, food and lodging.

Now, I feel like I know all sorts of things about the state and actually have an affinity for you guys. Most of you, that is.

Your BFF

And, you were probably wrong on all three of those things. We've taught you the supremacy of Casey's, where to find the best pork tenderloin / cheeseburger / loose meat sandwiches / pizza, and that the OP's mom's place always has room for one more.

 

[Torbee]

This thread is indicative of why the South lost the Civil War. Too worried about etiquette and manners. Too busy perfuming their kerchiefs. Iowans just go to work and put the hammer and tongs to the place.

 

[Torbee]

Wait till they find out they each of us are 9 different people on 1 free account

 

[Ty7]

Folks may not like me or my responses, and I can certainly live with that.

I would just tell you I have "Ignored" more people in the last month than I have combined over roughly 25 years. I haven't even put 73 dic pics on ignore.

Most of these folks did not come here to blend in or assimilate. Like typical Socialist/Communist, they came here to take over (they are like rats). They're just like today's version of illegal immigrants. They don't have to pay for anything, they just consume.

To me, it's really simple. Enough people complained about them to the Iowa site, so they made theirs's a pay site. They came here because this board is free. There's nothing these folks like better than a free lunch.

People like this are the entire reason, NETFLIX wants me to pay for two subscriptions when I work out of town. ******* dead beat people who share their account with all their friends.

 

[The_Joker13_rivals]

We know that the Nolefags will never be able to cuss because they refuse to pay the $3.99 a month to bypass the word filters.

Is this dude serious with the f#g shid? What a loser.

 

[fatpiggy]

Is this dude serious with the f#g shid? What a loser.

Another poor that can’t spell

Iowa isn’t exactly sending their best

 

[10001110101]

Yeah, libs are usually farmers. Very typical.

You libs viewpoints on farmers, is among the most fascinating of the illogical and backwards viewpoints that you hold.

Let's review:

You have a strong vitriol for farmers (who work their asses off to provide food for everyone)... because they get government subsidies.

Able bodied people who don't work at all but are sent government money to do nothing? Fine. No problem. Off limits for criticism.

By the way, big government and big business / big ag colluded to make the system the way it is, where the economics don't work anymore for family farms to be family farms, without subsidies. Go after big gov and big money interests, they are the ones who corrupted farming in America.

The level of twisted, backwards, cult-like thinking you lefties proudly display, is mind-boggling.

 

[Moral]

 

[10001110101]

Another poor that can’t spell

Iowa isn’t exactly sending their best

Sorry you have to deal with this crazed liberal clique.

It's very easy for them to stick together and gang up on disagreeing people, because there's no diversity of thought among them.