Ken Paxton crushes Cornyn in Texas

JohnHughsPartner

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Pussycakes, youre no man at all if you heehaw about the worst human beings possible getting elected to represent you. Not that we ever mistook you for a real man, but just sayin.


"Paxton is damaged goods in fifteen different ways—uncharismatic and dull, loathed by those who have worked with him in state government, beset by serial adultery scandals, impeached by his own party over his extraordinary corruption and self-dealing. Paxton had exactly two strengths: The perverse intuition of the MAGA base that his run of bad behavior and scandal meant he was actually a strong conservative fighter, and his obsequious, servile loyalty to Trump, for which the president rewarded him with a late endorsement."
God yes… talk to me, Dpink. You want in on the permaban bet i offered earlier , betabitch?
 

dpic73

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God yes… talk to me, Dpink. You want in on the permaban bet i offered earlier , betabitch?
I would never agree to a permaban. I will be sure to stay my *** right here so I can perpetually torture you butt-licking ding-a-lings.

Now tell me what excites you about Ken Paxton and what makes that raging POS better than Cornyn? Is it because he licks it as hard as you do?
 
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JohnHughsPartner

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I would never agree to a permaban. I will be sure to stay my *** right here so I can perpetually torture you butt-licking ding-a-lings.

Now tell me what excites you about Ken Paxton and what makes that raging POS better than Cornyn? Is it because he licks it as hard as you do?
Dpink, you do realize you march at No King protests, right?!? lol you should never get insulting anyone about butt lucking🤣

It’s not what excites me about Paxton,,. It’s what disgusts me about the pedo looking Talarico.
Now go put another d!ck in your mouth and stfu, weirdo
 
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dpic73

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Dpink, you do realize you march at No King protests, right?!? lol you should never get insulting anyone about butt lucking🤣

It’s not what excites me about Paxton,,. It’s what disgusts me about the pedo looking Talarico.
Now go put another d!ck in your mouth and stfu, weirdo
 
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Scrubby

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Brilliant.

So, Benny Johnson suggests that possible answers to the question "What do you love, outside of family and friends?" should be "Fentanyl killing families" or "Inflation."

These are your handlers.

How have you avoided being declared legally brain dead? Is it because you've avoided going to the doctor, for fear they're going to chase you around trying to get you with a mind-controlling death jab? Or have you paid off the doctors using your vast wealth accumulated via your occupation of Eating Rocks?

As someone who likely wouldn't be labeled as an advocate for the trans community (I believe any bodily modifications should be put off until the age of majority, and I believe it's likely some form of mental illness, but that we should give them the respect of others struggling with mental issues), I think "the trans children who showed up yesterday at the State Capitol to advocate for their humanity" is a MUCH better answer (especially for an actual religious man) than "I love Fentanyl killing families."

And since I mentioned religion ... as someone who is definitely NOT religious ... it's telling, in an awful sort of way ... to watch people who claim to be religious, but who are actually awful excuses for humans trying to use the concept of religion to judge, control and condemn others, attacking a guy who appears to actually be using the superstitious concept of religion to positively impact the community ... you know, as Jesus would want him to do.

How did you become such awful people? Is it genetics, or just horrible upbringing? Or both?


You talk like you consume massive amounts of soy, moogs.
 

Scrubby

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I would never agree to a permaban. I will be sure to stay my *** right here so I can perpetually torture you butt-licking ding-a-lings.

Now tell me what excites you about Ken Paxton and what makes that raging POS better than Cornyn? Is it because he licks it as hard as you do?
Butt licking is a surefire way to spread monkeypox. Very common in your community. You should be careful. Maybe get vaccinated too?
 

pjhawk

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Just the whole idea that the Hunter Biden corps is of course all-in on Ken Paxton. Just so full of ****.
 
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It’s going to be a longgggg 10.5 years for you freaks
You idiot. I thought the left had all kinds of dumb crap in the culture wars, plenty I thought they were wrong about. Nevertheless, Trump and Trump style governance was a much much much bigger threat. And so I voted accordingly.

That's how everybody is supposed to do it.

Instead you treat politics with all the seriousness of a college football game.

You'd be on the precipice of voting for a hitler type figure if he came along... so long as he shared the same disdain for the left and rainbow flags that you possess. Dumbass.
 
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Texas Republicans Get What They Deserve​

What did John Cornyn think was going to happen?​

William Kristol, Andrew Egger, and Jim Swift
May 27, 2026


Lori Kritman (center) takes a selfie at a watch party for Attorney General Ken Paxton at the Dallas/Plano Marriott at Legacy Towncenter on May 26, 2026 in Plano, Texas. (Photo by Stewart F. House/Getty Images)

Big John Deflated​


If Donald Trump’s base is a cult, we’re rapidly approaching the Comet Hale–Bopp phase. Outside his party, he’s already a lame duck with catastrophically low approval and a stalled agenda. But as he weakens outside the building, his remarkable influence inside seems only to grow over a party eager to drink the Kool-Aid at his request.

Yesterday’s Republican Senate primary runoff in Texas was the clearest sign of this yet. It pitted a formidable, well-funded establishment incumbent, Sen. John Cornyn, against a sad-sack rabble-rouser MAGA type in Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton.

Paxton is damaged goods in fifteen different ways—uncharismatic and dull, loathed by those who have worked with him in state government, beset by serial adultery scandals, impeached by his own party over his extraordinary corruption and self-dealing. Paxton had exactly two strengths: The perverse intuition of the MAGA base that his run of bad behavior and scandal meant he was actually a strong conservative fighter, and his obsequious, servile loyalty to Trump, for which the president rewarded him with a late endorsement.

Which turns out, of course, to be all you need. In the end it wasn’t even close. Paxton walloped Cornyn by more than 27 points.

This result came as a heavy blow to anyone still carrying a hopeful torch for some unsullied original-flavor Republican party to reemerge from the ashes of Trumpism. Believe it or not, these people are still out there; some of them are even senators themselves. For a decade now, these senators have clung frantically to the idea that, if they just stick with Trump for now, eventually he’ll ride off into the sunset and leave them in control of their own party again. And in the meantime, sticking with Trump had its direct benefits: It seemed for a while like a bulletproof shield against grassroots-insurgent primary challenges.


You couldn’t find a better poster child for the accommodationist approach that the GOP Senate old guard took than Big John. For years, he was the consummate grin-and-bear-it Trump ally, steadfastly supporting his agenda from his post in Senate leadership. But as it turns out, that posture wasn’t as bulletproof as guys like Cornyn thought. It kept him in Trump’s good books as long as the president had bigger, more openly mutinous fish to fry. But once he had rid himself of the Mitt Romneys and Liz Cheneys of the world, Trump found himself at his leisure to start punishing smaller and smaller crimes: an unwillingness to abandon the legislative filibuster, a curiosity toward other candidates early in the 2024 presidential primary, the inescapable scent of belonging to a pre-Trump establishment at all.

In another world, I would lament Cornyn’s ignominious defeat. It seems impossible to deny he is a better man than Paxton, and a better and more reasonable negotiator of the sort the Senate needs to function.

But in this world, it’s hard to respond to last night’s outcome with anything but grim, bleak pleasure. What, in the end, did Cornyn’s decade of Trump accommodation get him? Nothing but the futile hope that he might outlast the era—a hope that finally brought him to the greatest humiliation of all, a yearlong fruitless effort to woo Trump into blessing him with his endorsement by posting pictures of himself reading The Art of the Deal and introducing bills to rename Texas highways after the president. He made himself a dog for Trump, and Trump put him down like a dog.



At the same time, Cornyn’s loss can only diminish Trump’s actual political power. Trump has now robbed yet another Republican senator of his political future, meaning he has unencumbered yet another Republican senator of his biggest reason for ignoring or indulging Trump’s perpetual outrages. And that’s not all: The rest of the Senate GOP can’t help but notice that their former accommodationist arrangement seems to be falling apart before their eyes. What’s the point of giving the president America increasingly hates so much of your blood and sweat when he may just turn around and sic his base on you anyway?

And then there’s the little matter of the Texas seat itself. We’ve known all along that Democratic nominee James Talarico polls much better against Paxton than he does against Cornyn. That gap will shrink in the months ahead as “normie” Republicans—now a minority in their own base—perform their now-familiar humiliation ritual and try to rationalize away their distaste for Paxton. But there’s no question that Republicans can no longer count on Texas; they will be forced to spend heavily in the (very expensive) state just to feel good about a race they by rights shouldn’t have to think about at all.

So enjoy your nominee, Mr. President—and try not to choke on him.



Stone Cold Loser!!!
 

Billanole.

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Trump is a RINO.

RINOs were war-mongerers. The reform of MAGA was "no new wars." Trump now has us in a cycle of war.
RINOs were constantly interfering in international affairs. The reform of MAGA was "America first." Trump has us with our hands dirty all over the globe.
RINOs weren't fiscally responsible. The reform of MAGA was to get our financial house in order. Trump's debt is exploding. We just keep spending and spending.
RINOs were corrupt and self-interested. The reform of MAGA was selflessness in service of the country. Trump's open grifting and corruption is unparalleled in American history ... and, perhaps, world history.

And so on ...

Again, this is the mothereffing point. Trump can about face on anything, and you cultists will mindlessly embrace whatever dear leader says. You are being led around by the nose by someone who despises you. You're caught in a circular logic loop in order to justify backing whatever he does and says.

Trump's "policies" are "whatever benefits Trump at that moment." And your only motivation is to serve in his honor. He is your god.
Bam. POW. Zounds. Preach.
 
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Billanole.

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Dpink, you do realize you march at No King protests, right?!? lol you should never get insulting anyone about butt lucking🤣

It’s not what excites me about Paxton,,. It’s what disgusts me about the pedo looking Talarico.
Now go put another d!ck in your mouth and stfu, weirdo
Jhp talks about dick sucking routinely. Are you phishing for a buddy here, jhp?
Not that there is anything wrong with that…
Just be decent enuff to stop targeting others who don’t suck like you do. You suck, jhp.
 
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The Trans cult are not taking this Paxton domination very well
Wait, wut?! I realize you love being dominated, JinxyPat, but you have Paxton's primary win confused with the general election, which will be far different. It is possible Paxton might pull out a win in the general but, for the first time in decades, I think a Democrat may just win a Texas Senate campaign. As Talarico says, "I [i.e., Talarico] have a legislative record. Paxton has a criminal record."