I was inspired by earlier. @Torbee this is a proper old fashioned. Served in a Masters glass via the generosity of @St. Louis Hawk. Included is pics of my favorite dog.



Get a real dog.No humidity. 65 degrees. Late twilight. Stanley Cup hockey on the tablet, homemade old fashioned, faithful hound, coffee mug bubbler loaded with kosher kush.
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Nice dog. All dogs want to be Labradors. All labs want to be black.I was inspired by earlier. @Torbee this is a proper old fashioned. Served in a Masters glass via the generosity of @St. Louis Hawk. Included is pics of my favorite dog.
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Weirdly he's only 50% lab and 50% a mix of Australian breeds. But he just looks like a smaller black lab. Honestly he's the perfect size imo.Nice dog. All dogs want to be Labradors. All labs want to be black.
Garden protectorRABBIT MURDERER
He/she wants to be black.
White/brown powerHe/she wants to be black.

Today I learned Craigslist was still a thing
Today I learned Craigslist was still a thing
Last week I let him out to piss around 11pm. Then I heard some massive screeches. I open the door and yell "ZIG GET THE FK IN HERE" and he found a rabbit nest and was holding one limp his his mouth. All the other rabbits--if there were any--have moved out.Shhh, be wery wery quiet, I'm wabbit hunting!
WTF MAN WERE HAVE U BEENIM FUCAN BACK FOLKS MY PHONE TOOK A FAT SHID SO I GOT A NEW ONES
WAT, UR DESCKTOP NOT GOOD ENUFF TO POST HURR? 2 MUCH PRON VIRUS?IM FUCAN BACK FOLKS MY PHONE TOOK A FAT SHID SO I GOT A NEW ONES
GOOD FUCAN POINT I SHULDA WENT TO MY PORNDUNGIN AND USED THE OLD PORNCOMPUTERWAT, UR DESCKTOP NOT GOOD ENUFF TO POST HURR? 2 MUCH PRON VIRUS?
Too much pornIM FUCAN BACK FOLKS MY PHONE TOOK A FAT SHID SO I GOT A NEW ONES
If you love what you do, don’t do anything free another day in your lifeYA GUYS WANNA NO SOMETHING THAT REELY FUCAN SUCKS. I SPENT A FUCAN FULL YEER OF MY LIFE POSTIN 24/7 TIDDS PUSSAY AND ASSHOL PICS AND GIFS ALL DAY ON HAWKEYES REPORTING OFF TOPIC PAGE RITE. DID IT 24/7 UNTIL MY FONE TURNED INTO A BROKEN FONE AND WOOD GET UP TO 300 DAGREES AND RUN SUPER SLOW. THEN @TIMKARKARTS PUTS MY GALLON JUGS ANDTHREDS BEHIND A PAYWALL AND NOW I CANT FUCAN SEE EM. AINT THAT FUCAN NEET HUH? HUH?!
You did so much good for the board. I'll contribute $4.20 to your subscription as a thanks.YA GUYS WANNA NO SOMETHING THAT REELY FUCAN SUCKS. I SPENT A FUCAN FULL YEER OF MY LIFE POSTIN 24/7 TIDDS PUSSAY AND ASSHOL PICS AND GIFS ALL DAY ON HAWKEYES REPORTING OFF TOPIC PAGE RITE. DID IT 24/7 UNTIL MY FONE TURNED INTO A BROKEN FONE AND WOOD GET UP TO 300 DAGREES AND RUN SUPER SLOW. THEN @TIMKARKARTS PUTS MY GALLON JUGS ANDTHREDS BEHIND A PAYWALL AND NOW I CANT FUCAN SEE EM. AINT THAT FUCAN NEET HUH? HUH?!
IM GLAD TAHT HAPPEND TO UYA GUYS WANNA NO SOMETHING THAT REELY FUCAN SUCKS. I SPENT A FUCAN FULL YEER OF MY LIFE POSTIN 24/7 TIDDS PUSSAY AND ASSHOL PICS AND GIFS ALL DAY ON HAWKEYES REPORTING OFF TOPIC PAGE RITE. DID IT 24/7 UNTIL MY FONE TURNED INTO A BROKEN FONE AND WOOD GET UP TO 300 DAGREES AND RUN SUPER SLOW. THEN @TIMKARKARTS PUTS MY GALLON JUGS ANDTHREDS BEHIND A PAYWALL AND NOW I CANT FUCAN SEE EM. AINT THAT FUCAN NEET HUH? HUH?!
I bet those keys move like they’re soaked in gorilla glueGOOD FUCAN POINT I SHULDA WENT TO MY PORNDUNGIN AND USED THE OLD PORNCOMPUTER
Gross *COUGH COUGH I MEEJ FUCAN GROSS HOSSI bet those keys move like they’re soaked in gorilla glue
OKAY NOW OKAY YEA FUCUPUSSEY OKAY ASSHOL I DONT LIKE THAT AT ALLIM GLAD TAHT HAPPEND TO U
DONT CAL ME NAMESOKAY NOW OKAY YEA FUCUPUSSEY OKAY ASSHOL I DONT LIKE THAT AT ALL
Okay....fine....PUSSEYDONT CAL ME NAMES
I did my part. Gave him a Hawg Crank Salute twice today. Now I can start my day. RIP Easthawk.I think we need to have a serious conversation about a 10 Hawg Crank Salute for our fallen brother @Easthawk1062
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