Great. I hate humans even more now.

[Yellowsnow51]

I don’t know what this is but can only assume it’s about to take over earth for the next 6 months. At least there will be a South Park about it I hope.

 

[BlIIlken2]

 

[Jonathan Assbutt Jr.]

What is this retarded ****

 

[PW Herman]

What is this retarded ****

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[GesterHawk]

 

[DFSNOLE_rivals]

Those people need to eat some Tide Pods.

 

[GesterHawk]

My daughter has her 10th birthday party coming up soon. I am now tempted to make 10 girls cry by buying these and then rigging it so none of them get a glitter one.

 

[DFSNOLE_rivals]

My daughter has her 10th birthday party coming up soon. I am now tempted to make 10 girls cry by buying these and then rigging it so none of them get a glitter one.

 

[Mcgibbs]

It’s the new stupid social media craze. This sh.it is fugan stupid.
Now, how do I make some worthless POS item for dirt cheap and make it become trending and make a boat load of money for no reason at all.

 

[PabloNole]

We really do live in the dumbest of times.

 

[Moral]

I got a pink one. I didn't know they were a thing, I just saw this mystery gift dumpling thing and tried it out. Glitter ones look like shid compared to qt pink dumpling.

 

[JohnBeckwith]

Its been happening a while now. That and NeeDohs. People line up outside for NeeDohs and act like rabid animals to get them. Its basically black Friday crazy on steroids.

 

[AFM22]

My daughter has her 10th birthday party coming up soon. I am now tempted to make 10 girls cry by buying these and then rigging it so none of them get a glitter one.

Give the glitter one the girl she didn't want to invite but had to.

 

[AFM22]

I got a pink one. I didn't know they were a thing, I just saw this mystery gift dumpling thing and tried it out. Glitter ones look like shid compared to qt pink dumpling.

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HOLY SHID YOU GOT DUMPLINGED

 

[Moral]

Its been happening a while now. That and NeeDohs. People line up outside for NeeDohs and act like rabid animals to get them. Its basically black Friday crazy on steroids.

My first store job was working at Target in the holiday seasons while Pokeman cards were becoming a craze. This is nothing new.

 

[AFM22]

Its been happening a while now. That and NeeDohs. People line up outside for NeeDohs and act like rabid animals to get them. Its basically black Friday crazy on steroids.

Beanie Babies all over again.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

Beanie Babies all over again.

Same vibe as the Cabbage Patch Riots of the 1980's, only with less violence.

 

[Torbee]

I got a pink one. I didn't know they were a thing, I just saw this mystery gift dumpling thing and tried it out. Glitter ones look like shid compared to qt pink dumpling.

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NO HOW I NO YER GHEY?

 

[AFM22]

I got a pink one. I didn't know they were a thing, I just saw this mystery gift dumpling thing and tried it out. Glitter ones look like shid compared to qt pink dumpling.

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Show Paul the Walrus

 

[Moral]

NO HOW I NO YER GHEY?

DONT U DARE

 

[Moral]

Show Paul the Walrus

 

[AFM22]

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[Mcgibbs]

NO HOW I NO YER GHEY?

 

[GesterHawk]

Give the glitter one the girl she didn't want to invite but had to.

Thankfully my wife lets my daughter make out the guest list herself, but it is a great idea.

 

[AFM22]

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[Moral]

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[SDTiger9]

 

[JohnBeckwith]

Apparently the basic ***** dumplings aren't cool at all.

 

[GesterHawk]

Apparently the basic ***** dumplings aren't cool at all.
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Who buys that sh_t at a grocery store?

 

[AFM22]

Who buys that sh_t at a grocery store?

HyVee is my clothes store that I but my groceries at.

 

[JohnBeckwith]

Who buys that sh_t at a grocery store?

Im sure HyVee orders them to bring people in. Jokes on them, they ordered the lame ones. Apparently they had NeeDohs and they were gone in 7 minutes.

 

[GesterHawk]

HyVee is my clothes store that I but my groceries at.

 

[GesterHawk]

Im sure HyVee orders them to bring people in. Jokes on them, they ordered the lame ones. Apparently they had NeeDohs and they were gone in 7 minutes.

Yes, the 10 year old wanted a NeeDoh for a reward for doing something well. We had to get it off Amazon.

 

[JayDeeSC]

I mean this with all sincerity. I am considering finding God again so I can pray for another flood.

 

[Jfcarter3]

I don’t know what this is but can only assume it’s about to take over earth for the next 6 months. At least there will be a South Park about it I hope.

Cot dam that is dumb. I wouldn't buy that **** for my daughters if you put a gun to my head.

 

[AFM22]

Cot dam that is dumb. I wouldn't buy that **** for my daughters if you put a gun to my head.

But consider this: What if you got the glitter dumpling?

 

[GesterHawk]

But consider this: What if you got the glitter dumpling?

 

[GesterHawk]

Cot dam that is dumb. I wouldn't buy that **** for my daughters if you put a gun to my head.

Really, you would not buy them a squishy fidget?

You don't have to make a video.

 

[JohnBeckwith]

Really, you would not buy them a squishy fidget?

You don't have to make a video.

You heard the man. He'd rather die than buy a squishy dumpling. A man of principle, I like it.

 

[Yellowsnow51]

My daughter has her 10th birthday party coming up soon. I am now tempted to make 10 girls cry by buying these and then rigging it so none of them get a glitter one.

That’s a good Dad