Best wedding I ever went to (where I wasn't getting married myself)...
the Bride drunkenly admitted at the rehearsal dinner to her Matron of Honor that she'd slept with her husband and a terrific catfight ensued.
This was after the Bride called the man she was going to marry "unattractive" a "loser" and a "total nerd" during her Bride's speech. She said a whole bunch of other stuff that left the crowd in stunned silence.
And the next day, everyone went thru with the whole wedding (charade) as if nothing at all had happened the night before. There was certainly a whole lot of money involved.
I never learned the fall out. The girl I went with was related to the bride. Crazy hot matrix.
But, Lord God, what a great weekend! Love a good trainwreck! That was over 30 years ago, but I will never forget it.
One of the best weddings I ever attended (where I wasn't getting married)
One of the ushers (he was close to the bride, not the groom) got up during the rehearsal dinner speeches and admitted he was in love with the bride. He then got mad and said, "Why was I too dumb to not ask her out?" The groom would then yell, she wanted a real man.
This would be followed up by one of the groomsmen getting up and saying, "Last night was so special with all of us (groomsmen and groom) together, crying and laughing all night sitting in bed." Someone would then yell sounds like she found a gay man.
Later, as one of my friends and I were leaving, the mother of the bride said to us that she thought we were going to be one of the ones locking her daughter down in front of the bride and groom. She also told us she was free. We quickly got out of there.
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