Caitlin Clark Watch: First 20+ point Triple-Double…
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The first rule of women’s basketball is accuse someone of not showing when you yourself did not show
I have no idea what that's referencing, and, since there's no way to have 2 first rules, and my first rule wholly negates your first rule, we can stick to not talking about bad middle school basketball ... erm, I mean the WNBA.
pls just ignore that dude. They're the most non-maga but 'operates exactly like maga does' except under their own weird set of black and white rules person I've ever interacted with. They are just an insufferable narcissistic blowhard who is from Pennsylvania (or wherever Penn State fans are from). We absolutely don't claim them
Wut?
I love women. Not wanting to watch bad basketball doesn't mean I don't love women. Good lord. Women's volleyball is a good product (not talking about beach ... though that has its own benefits, of course). Women's soccer is actually OK'ish. Women's tennis, too. And even if I didn't like any of those, that still wouldn't mean I don't love, or like, women. Weirdo.
Here's my little stalker wannabe. You having one of your episodes, again?
Thank you for the advice. I like to give everyone a chance and see what type of person they are before just giving them the ban hammer.
"Laughing out loud out loud out loud"?
Take your meds. Calm down. Learn that it's OK that you're not me. And then you can have another outburst after stalking me in a couple of weeks, after I don't interact with you at all, per normal. And stay away from your kid until the meds kick in and you normalize.
Same, and I'm in the same boat. But forums are wild and ya never know the type of people you're interacting with, especially in a new place
Gibbs challenged moral to a fight at the Lion's Den (insterstate porn shop) and then accused moral of not showing to the fight when Gibbs himself did not show.
They are were the good old days.
@Moral was waiting by the butt plugs listening for the code words ("Prepare your anus")
We can all vouch for this because we were all there......for the fight, yeah that's it. We were there for the fight.
I feel like I'm about to ask someone what the training and fight strategy was ... after watching a bum fight ... but, the intrigue is pulling me in, regardless. Why were they going to fight? Why were they going to fight at a porn shop? (Was it a chose your weapon sort of situation, and it was going to be double-headed dildos v. nipple clamps or something?) Did someone actually show up to an internet-derived fight to verify the other party didn't show? How many of y'all (and I'm not even southern) locusts have extensive criminal records? All, or just most?
I don't remember why they were going to fight, I think Gibbs masculinity was questioned
Moral suggested the location for ease of access
No one showed up
Some of us, mainly @The_Joker13_rivals
One time (in the deep south of South Carolina) we had a substitute teacher in our Chemistry 102 class- so like Chemistry for Sophomores in High School (that some Freshman were in). So a bunch of 15 and 16 year olds.
Our main teacher was out on Maternity leave and we had a substitute for 3-4 months. The sub had a stroke a few years prior and was an absolute paranoid MENACE who had to put up with lil sh it 15 and 16 year olds.
Long story short, but she NEVER let anyone go to the bathroom (this was in the early 2000's), suspecting it was for nefarious reasons. And my homie knew this. We all did. But to fu ck with her, he started downing a gatorade bottle everyday before class to see if she would actually let him go pee. She didn't.
He called her bluff one day, and legit had to pee. So he peed in the gatorade bottle he had finished during class in the back corner of the classroom, discreetly. Someone narc'd on him and told the substitute to take a gander, and she got super angry and reported him and sent him to the Principal citing "indecent exposure" and wanted the principal to call the cops.
However the truth is, she didn't let him go to the bathroom and he called her bluff, albeit purposely. He got a Saturday School and nothing more.
That's the closest to Urine Jars I've ever gotten (other than road trips in the 90's when my dad wouldn't stop so we pissed in jugs in the middle of the night in the very back of the Chrysler).
My younger son is looking for a high school independent research project to juice up his college "resume" ... I may suggest he reach out to some local college professors to help him develop "Is There A Correlation Between Women's Basketball Fandom and Fighting At a Porn Store?"
So, it's possible that McGibbs showed up to a porn store, ready to fight someone over an internet insult (since no one else showed, he could have actually been there, correct?) ... that's whackadoodle.
Dude was an absolute legend. The balls on that kid.
From that point on we all claimed that he "pissed in a gatorade bottle in High School and a substitute teacher reported him for being a sex offender but he never got charged" which is a stretch of the truth but we wanted homie's legend to grow
This story makes no sense.
What "bluff" did he call? She didn't let people go to the bathroom. She didn't let him go to the bathroom, despite him asking. She stood by her rule. No bluff was called. That's not what calling a bluff is. I guess the closest thing to calling a bluff here would be if she eventually caved and let him go.
Regardless, the other really stupid thing is, why would he drink gatorade beforehand? He could have just kept asking to go. Whether or not he actually had to go didn't matter. The only thing that idiot did was put himself in a position where he might actually have to pee, and he wouldn't be able to go, so he'd have to piss himself, or do something really stupid ... like whip out his lil d in public ... in a school (i.e. potential sex offender) ... and urinate. A sane person, in that situation, would have just left and gone to the bathroom.
I think you just tried to make up a story to seem cool (that would track, given your creepy stalker attacking persona), but, in your psychotic state, you couldn't come up with anything that made sense.
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Otherwise, you just confirmed that you were not only a urine jar person, but a urine jar family. That also tracks.
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