Shelby Lions pre-season prognostications

Shelby Lion

Heisman
Oct 3, 2002
14,124
11,803
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Well the time is nigh, I have been calm and nice all winter and spring so far...

Word on the street is those Wolves and those "whatever an Eastern Randolph mascot is" are ready to get what the punks with a cigarette call "A lick back"
this season on the Mighty Golden Lions

Well you can want a victory in one hand and crap in the other, and see which fills first cause it aint happening...

We MAY take a lump or two early on, everyone will think we are dead and gone then we will throw up a 50 spot on yuns come playoff time or even an 84 spot if you are named Kinston

Just thought I would remind thee, we are ready to defend that throne

Come and get it

That goes for Bears, Wolves, Bulldogs, Yellow jackets, swamp donkeys, Wildcats, Chicken hawks, buzzards, Ducks, Platypus, and even wombats...

The end

Should be fun gang.... whats your thoughts on 3a this season....

If you say anything other than the Mighty Lions , Leo has something for you

 
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buzzcoach

All-American
Apr 26, 2004
4,727
5,478
113
Well the time is nigh, I have been calm and nice all winter and spring so far...

Word on the street is those Wolves and those "whatever an Eastern Randolph mascot is" are ready to get what the punks with a cigarette call "A lick back"
this season on the Mighty Golden Lions

Well you can want a victory in one hand and crap in the other, and see which fills first cause it aint happening...

We will take a lump or two early on, everyone will think we are dead and gone then we will throw up a 50 spot on yuns come playoff time or even an 84 spot if you are named Kinston

Just thought I would remind thee, we are ready to defend that throne

Come and get it

That goes for Bears, Wolves, Bulldogs, Yellow jackets, swamp donkeys, Wildcats, Chicken hawks, buzzards, Ducks, Platypus, and even wombats...

The end

Should be fun gang.... whats your thoughts on 3a this season....

If you say anything other than the Mighty Lions , Leo has something for you

the lion king simba GIF
 

BulldogJacket

Senior
Oct 19, 2019
557
699
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We will take a lump or two early on, everyone will think we are dead and gone then we will throw up a 50 spot on yuns come playoff time or even an 84 spot if you are named Kinston




While winning the chip is more important, shocked to see that you're fine losing to Crest and KM.
 

Lincolnton

All-Conference
Jul 8, 2025
579
1,731
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Are you not a professor at the college?
I’ve wondered what he teaches over at the college. Can’t blame him for not openly discussing work; but I think he would do well at whatever it is.

Just from knowing him I can’t picture him with unshorn hair and beard, unkempt clothes, and a pair of runned-over shoes, wearing an old green sweater with chalk dust smudges and driving a faded gray Volvo. Then him talking about such stuff as “stimuli, variables and empiricism.” That would be odd.
 

BurnsBulldog02

All-Conference
Aug 21, 2016
857
1,579
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I’ve wondered what he teaches over at the college. Can’t blame him for not openly discussing work; but I think he would do well at whatever it is.

Just from knowing him I can’t picture him with unshorn hair and beard, unkempt clothes, and a pair of runned-over shoes, wearing an old green sweater with chalk dust smudges and driving a faded gray Volvo. Then him talking about such stuff as “stimuli, variables and empiricism.” That would be odd.
Knowing him you would get more of the picture of a man walking into the class saying "Which one of you sumbishhes am I going to have to slap today?"
 

Shelby Lion

Heisman
Oct 3, 2002
14,124
11,803
113
I’ve wondered what he teaches over at the college. Can’t blame him for not openly discussing work; but I think he would do well at whatever it is.

Just from knowing him I can’t picture him with unshorn hair and beard, unkempt clothes, and a pair of runned-over shoes, wearing an old green sweater with chalk dust smudges and driving a faded gray Volvo. Then him talking about such stuff as “stimuli, variables and empiricism.” That would be odd.
You know I am not smart enough to teach anything, BUT if there were a cheeto eating class I would have a doctorate. No sir after retiring from the PD I am here doing cameras, door badge systems etc.... having fun working on a second retirement at a great, growing school...