We Hawkeyes (and Noles) come in peace so here is a Clemson cheerleader Rank 'em

lonestar50

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3,4,6,2,5,1
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I don't have the time or inclination to explain M1 vs M2 to you
 

magaboy

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They have a secret place where they go to lez out. Not just them, either. All hot girls.

Edit - they don't even have to be hot, really. Just a willingness to do stuff.
 
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magaboy

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I'm not as attractive as any of the people in that photo, and I'm not going to rank them. But I will look at what they're doing with their hands for a very, very long time.
 

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Mcgibbs

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I thought you said you come in peace and then post a photo of mediocre looking females??
 

Moogy

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3,4,6,2,5,1
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I don't have the time or inclination to explain M1 vs M2 to you

They all have jacked up faces ... maybe with the exception of #6, but she also looks too thick ... and she'll definitely explode when she stops being so active.

Also, they apparently can't figure out how to scissor.
 
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I want to know. Tell me.
Method 2 (M2) is like handing out ribbons for 1st through 6th place as you go from left to right. Method 1 (M1) is not a ranking but a draft, where you draft people in the photo based on their position. Because some of the rankings people gave were so wacky, someone took the time to figure that is what was going on. Should have gotten a Nobel Peace Prize.
 

magaboy

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Method 2 (M2) is like handing out ribbons for 1st through 6th place as you go from left to right. Method 1 (M1) is not a ranking but a draft, where you draft people in the photo based on their position. Because some of the rankings people gave were so wacky, someone took the time to figure that is what was going on. Should have gotten a Nobel Peace Prize.
Thank you