Will this engineering solution fix my squirrel theft issue? 🤔

[Torbee]

Little bastids have been sucking the seeds out of my feeder faster than McJizz blows truckers out at I-80 truck stop.

I think the extended shepherds hook should work pretty well, but I may need to grease it up to avoid the brave acrobatic squirrels.

 

[alaskanseminole]

You need to reach out to this guy, Torbs.

 

[baltimorened]

Little bastids have been sucking the seeds out of my feeder faster than McJizz blows truckers out at I-80 truck stop.

I think the extended shepherds hook should work pretty well, but I may need to grease it up to avoid the brave acrobatic squirrels.

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my wife tried the squirrel battle. They're really smart, agile, flexible creatures. Tried the grease route, they worked around it. Just buy more seed and have the birds share

 

[Aardvark86]

There are no squirrel fixes. None.

also - what’s an I-80?

 

[FanInBlack]

why do people feed birds.

 

[BroncHawk]

why do people feed birds.

personally, I’m hoping to befriend a murder of crows

 

[LuteHawk]

Torbee take a box of cashews over to Duck Creek Park and the squirrels will follow you

 

[AFM22]

There are no squirrel fixes. None.

also - what’s an I-80?

Interstate that runs E/W right through the middle of Iowa

 

[Huey Grey 2]

Squirrels are the Spiderman of the animal kingdom. I don't think a rope is gonna deter them.

 

[Bonerfarts1]

Squirrels are the Spiderman of the animal kingdom. I don't think a rope is gonna deter them.

An electrified rope might

 

[AlexanderUrinis]

I am going the gun route. If anyone has a pellet gun suggestion, please share it. I tried a 22LR but it is too loud for the city folk.

 

[BrianNole777]

why do people feed birds.

They're fun to watch...here's a ginger woodpecker I saw in Pennsylvania last month.

 

[BrianNole777]

@Torbee send me a PM and I'll take care of it.

 

[Hydro2.0]

You need to reach out to this guy, Torbs.

Did I just sit here and watch that entire 21 min video?

yes

 

[Mcgibbs]

Little bastids have been sucking the seeds out of my feeder faster than McJizz blows truckers out at I-80 truck stop.

I think the extended shepherds hook should work pretty well, but I may need to grease it up to avoid the brave acrobatic squirrels.

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Don’t worry, this is the douche convention behaving themselves so they can go back to the old site.

try dealing with a coon issue instead of a squirrel.

 

[LunchBox50]

You need to reach out to this guy, Torbs.

Seems like an easy weekend build.

 

[GesterHawk]

why do people feed birds.

We have several morons that feed the giant rafter of wild turkeys we have roaming our neighborhood.

Don't feed wild turkeys - they are vicious and extremely territorial.

We have a neighborhood full of young kids who have to play Dodge a turkey at the bus stop.

Not cool.

 

[GesterHawk]

personally, I’m hoping to befriend a murder of crows

Only wild birds worth feeding as they will eventually do your bidding.

 

[GesterHawk]

Interstate that runs E/W right through the middle of Iowa

And the middle of America.

 

[GesterHawk]

@Torbee send me a PM and I'll take care of it.

 

[Torbee]

We have a neighborhood full of young kids who have to play Dodge a turkey at the bus stop.

Builds character.

Don't pussify your kids.

 

[GesterHawk]

Builds character.

Don't pussify your kids.

You've got two eye balls, it's ok to lose one...

 

[AFM22]

And the middle of America.

No, just Iowa.

 

[GesterHawk]

No, just Iowa.

You need to get out more, son.

 

[Moral]

We have several morons that feed the giant rafter of wild turkeys we have roaming our neighborhood.

Don't feed wild turkeys - they are vicious and extremely territorial.

We have a neighborhood full of young kids who have to play Dodge a turkey at the bus stop.

Not cool.

Wait, are you saying I can train ambush turkeys?

 

[GesterHawk]

Wait, are you saying I can train ambush turkeys?

No, they are far too dumb for that.

 

[AFM22]

You need to get out more, son.

I'm just following the lead with this place. There is nothing outside of Iowa.

 

[GesterHawk]

I'm just following the lead with this place. There is nothing outside of Iowa.

Then I guess I am just imaginary.

Well, actually, that would explain a lot...

 

[AFM22]

Then I guess I am just imaginary.

Well, actually, that would explain a lot...

 

[Mcgibbs]

Builds character.

Don't pussify your kids.

Says the same guy that wants to change boys to girls.