FC/OT: Big XII gets in bed with private equity…

Midnighter

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And fleeced on the process. Schools who ‘opt in’ to the line of credit should be booted IMO. Payday loan for the most part.

 
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BobPSU92

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The b1g was looking into a similar arrangement not long ago. What was the result? As I recall, um and usc were against it, but many other schools, including Dear Old State, were for it.

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PSUFTG

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Nov 1, 2021
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The b1g was looking into a similar arrangement not long ago. What was the result? As I recall, um and usc were against it, but many other schools, including Dear Old State, were for it.

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If not for the regents/trustees at UMichigan and USC, that deal would have gone through.

I know folks want to hate all things Michigan, but those few folks who stood up (rather than serve as rubber-stamps) saved the rest of their conference brethren a world of pain - because they definitely would have done it, and they definitely would have had their lunch eaten for them.

As frightening as that scenario was (and, I suppose, still is - because who knows if it won't come back around again) it is nice to see an actual manifestation of the level of "unwiseness" that can be avoided when those in governance roles just do their job.

[FWIW: Referring to deals like these as "private equity" is really a bit of a disservice to the term - but it is hard to fight back the momentum once a certain "tag" has been applied]
 

RolexKong

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And fleeced on the process. Schools who ‘opt in’ to the line of credit should be booted IMO. Payday loan for the most part.


"RedBird, a New York-based investment management firm with $15 billion in assets and an array of companies within its portfolio, including Paramount Global."

Paramount Global. Not an asset I'd want to present as a centerpiece of my portfolio.
 

JerseyLion

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Aug 29, 2001
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Name one thing better because of it.

My company has taken on private equity investments which has allowed for tremendous growth. They have made my company more efficient and have generally left us alone on the day to day. Getting the right fit is key.
 

Lil Nicky Scarfo

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My company has taken on private equity investments which has allowed for tremendous growth. They have made my company more efficient and have generally left us alone on the day to day. Getting the right fit is key.
My company took on PE for a time around 2018. A bunch of ex-JPM guys. Total douches. Fortunately before a lot of their venal, short-sighted plans could be put in place, they flipped us to another buyer. They did well for themselves, so kudos to their business model, but we all breathed a sigh of relief.
 

ApexLion

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Nov 1, 2021
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Remember greed is good.

Many of us have seen this show before. PE is another version of a the 80s takeover (information age) in the AI era which was proceeded by outright thuggery at the turn of the 19th century (industrial revolution). Each era has its devilry.

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Just to be clear, I'm being facetious. Greed isn't good but remember like yesteryear PE now has its mouthpieces, supporters and those who most likely have the same brainpower as those who loved Wall Street in the 80s for all its "good".
 
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That is one goofy dude and full of himself. So sad when individuals, corporations, or now leagues sign deals with PE people. Again, thank you USC and Michigan for saying no. Hopefully they hold the line.
He does a number of these parodies, many of them really spot on.

This one is for the town where i lived as a teenager and where my Mom still lives (Hingham MA)... dead on accurate

 

JerseyLion

All-Conference
Aug 29, 2001
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Remember greed is good.

Many of us have seen this show before. PE is another version of a the 80s takeover (information age) in the AI era which was proceeded by outright thuggery at the turn of the 19th century (industrial revolution). Each era has its devilry.

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Just to be clear, I'm being facetious. Greed isn't good but remember like yesteryear PE now has its mouthpieces, supporters and those who most likely have the same brainpower as those who loved Wall Street in the 80s for all its "good".
When a company’s financing needs are bigger than bank loans and not big enough for the public markets, private equity is the middle ground. Like anything else, some private equity firms are pigs and others can genuinely help with growth.