Bill Belichick's tru love gassin up her new ride!!!
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I wonder if bill has a mobile defibrillator? He’ll stroke out if he mounted her more than once every two months
I mean if you are going to die...that is the way to go.
In all seriousness though, its a good thing all girls have to do is spread their legs to be ready... because if she needed to get the boner to make it happen, how does somebody look at that naked guy and make that work?
Hard to imagine a better way, except maybe in your sleep?
I know that most of the posters here are 6'3 215 pounds and carved out of marble...with 6 pack abs and bench 350...(like 463)
But for the rest of us, thank god girls don't care that much!
...I'm pretty sure every girl I ever dated could have done better.
she wouldn't even be top 10 at a medium-busy Target
So, there is SOME truth to that. The girls at target (sorry, grown up adult women, so 463 doesn't lose his mind again) are usually pretty hot.
Might depend where you live too. Like, if your state is super lame, I am guessing the adult grown up women are as well.
The irony being Belichicks gal is perfect for people who like women built like 14 year old Japanese boys
Here is what I think happened; DP's wife caught him looking at porn, demanded he go to counselling, and he is, and taking it very seriously.
His anger and frustration over his sad situation is why he spouts all his hatred at random message board posters.
That and bees, poor guy is terrified of bees too.
Nobody is calling her a super model or the hottest thing ever. But she's way out Bill's, and 99% of the posters here, league.
Yeah, that fat ugly ***** that only let you crawl on her because you gave her dope is still a rotting, fat piece of goo at the moment. You uneducated druggie fucktard, at least you’re old. Moving you dregs from a decent society is much needed.
You’re so pathetic you can’t even read. Much like your fellow retards here, you dream things up. Yeah, I went after some wasps. I actually gave advice on moving bees. My God, do you strive to be this absolutely retarded, all the time?
That's because this board probably has a median age in the upper 50's, and plenty of village weirdos who fantasize about slightly above average women.
You go to any college campus in the country and she would be considered a 7/10 max.
I kind of get the feeling that she is better looking in person. I would say 8/10
Also, now 463 is going to come after you for thinking college girls are hot.
Yeah...you are not doing sex correctly.
And people say romance is dead! Bill Shakespeare has nothing on you and your use of this poetry!
..wish I was a 7
....5 on my best day, after they've had a few glasses of wine
....5 on my best day, after they've had a few glasses of wine
I'm gonna be totally honest, I had no idea how weird that guy was until today. I'm slow. I honestly thought he'd make a good beer drinking buddy, I missed all the signs.
You would be fun to have a beer with lite, so would SuperBig.
This guy is different.
Try harder you ancient druggie. You would think the pedo, his bike pedaling buddy who’s old lady ****** literally everyone but him, and a sub room-temp iq retard like yourself makes a great trio.
It’s rather stunning how stupid you are, and how much you want to be reminded you are responsible for that dumb ***** offing herself. You were indeed two peas in a pod.
463 adds to 13. His chosen moniker is fitting in so many ways.
Like a "baker's dozen" he is always the freebie added to the deal. A little misshapened but overlooked because it is free. You know, the seconds. That and chronically unlucky, especially with guns and bees.
He totally snapped the day that podcaster got killed. That is when everything changed for him or at least when he started to no longer be able to hide his true self.
With that said, he would be a blast to have a beer with and just sort of listen to him rant, listen to him calling everyone in the bar a "retard" and "subhuman" and explaining how smart he is compared to everyone else.
Did you have AI help you write that?
I am sure that you could not do so well on your own. I envy your linguistic ability. I dream of writing as eloquently as you someday.
Was it three guys in the porn scene your wife caught you flogging to? If you are into that, well, so be it, just embrace it and live your life how you want.
To start, it would help if you had an IQ above room temp. The best part of you trying to talk trash, is I KNOW I own you. Just like I own the pedo teacher always following me around like a pathetic lost puppy. I get to go home to my wife every day, and have a nice life in a beautiful home (and 2 vacation properties)
You? You’ll always be an old, broken down retard responsible for the death of an ugly ***** that only let you touch her to get more of your precious dope. Enjoy your golden years of perpetual sorrow, and nobody there to care if you’re even breathing.
Me? I’ll keep stacking property, bank, and mocking you retards who think living like the bottoms feeders of society is some kind of accomplishment
Profanity is the last effort of a simple mind attempting to express themselves.
Sometimes it can be very effective, but when it is all you've got, it loses effect quickly. I do know how to swear, trust me
Oh man...bragging about being married?
And then bragging about having vacation properties?
This is a post board dude...we are all 6'3, we all bench 350 and we all have (at least) two vacation properties!
Imagine having "all that" and STILL replying to all us losers on this site! Hahaha.
And then bragging about having vacation properties?
This is a post board dude...we are all 6'3, we all bench 350 and we all have (at least) two vacation properties!
Imagine having "all that" and STILL replying to all us losers on this site! Hahaha.
I just want to be totally clear here that I DO follow 463 around when he posts, I literally can't stop reading his stuff. It is amazing.
I am 6'4" and still weigh 195. Same size I was in HS. I am a white boy that can't jump nor run very fast. I joked at tme of Malachi Coleman's commitmant that I was same exact size at his age.
Oh well I am a skinny ancient drug addled loser regardless!
Oh well I am a skinny ancient drug addled loser regardless!
It his name calling...I can't get enough of it! He is so angry.
Dude has a supermodel wife, a thriving company, a mansion and not one BUT TWO vacation homes...and he is still so angry.
I guess if I was married I would be angry too but still, the other stuff sounds okay.
I would not know. I live in a tent and can't keep an adult relationship...probably because of my herpes and super eczema.
Dude has a supermodel wife, a thriving company, a mansion and not one BUT TWO vacation homes...and he is still so angry.
I guess if I was married I would be angry too but still, the other stuff sounds okay.
I would not know. I live in a tent and can't keep an adult relationship...probably because of my herpes and super eczema.
He is so easy to wind up. I had been leaving him alone until he went at litespeed today. "Bike Boy?" How incredibly juvenile, yes?
So I tied up the story of porn counseling with DP and ran with it. Was fully meant to get him going.
It fkn worked beautifully!
P.S. That is tastefully used profanity in my opinion there.
You forgot retarded, and too stupid to realize it. There is about half a handful of retards here just like you. The slow kids in class that always found each other.
I am absolutely shocked you aren’t obese, honestly. Which means you are one of 2 types (both most likely):
1. The hideous loser who has no options besides a fat, ugly swamp monster like the gal you helped off.
2. A loser that can’t offer anyone, anything.
This is fun watching you look for companionship in a pedophile that KEEPS responding to every one of my posts. I am very guilty of enjoying myself every time you seem to want a reminder of what your life turned into.
You half-wits think sharing every detail of your ****** lives here is something you should do, then act like ******* morons (over and over and over), then are retarded enough to think someone won’t remind you.
That is what you are. Looking for approval from some of the lowest rungs of society, those exactly like you.
Just a reminder: every time you manage to wake up in the morning, there is zero chance she will be alive. Every day for the rest of your pathetic life
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Oh man, I had so much more respect for you.
That dude is a complete mess…like when he’s unmedicated, which i assume is today…whoa baby.