Trying to exit the plane before people seated in front of you
OT: Things that should get you the death penalty
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Suburban women driving giant SUVs they have no business operating.
You must be in a perpetual state of rage.
Taking a bath in cologne before getting on an airplane. I absolutely hate that shlt.
1. That guy standing in front of the dumbbell rack lifting blocking everyone else getting to it.
2. That guy looking at his phone ten minutes between each set.
3. That guy who don't take the weight off when he's finish.
4. Right lane drivers on the interstate driving 10 miles slower than the speed limit. Almost as bad as left lane drivers.
5. The person driving on the on ramp to the interstate doing 20 mile per hours expecting to inter the interstate where the speed limit is 70.
6. The person who don't merge over to let oncoming traffic.
7. Those women blocking the isle at the grocery store. If you want to stand and look move your kart.
2. That guy looking at his phone ten minutes between each set.
3. That guy who don't take the weight off when he's finish.
4. Right lane drivers on the interstate driving 10 miles slower than the speed limit. Almost as bad as left lane drivers.
5. The person driving on the on ramp to the interstate doing 20 mile per hours expecting to inter the interstate where the speed limit is 70.
6. The person who don't merge over to let oncoming traffic.
7. Those women blocking the isle at the grocery store. If you want to stand and look move your kart.
I agree and do this 90% of the time. However, if a store does not commit the money to placing enough bins throughout a parking lot then its on them. If I had to park at the end of the lot and the only bins are up front by the store then their people can gather the carts up.
That basically does come with the death penalty, just slowly. Really is insane that we have people that have eaten themselves into disability.
people who don't flush the toilet thoroughly at work or leave pubes and peach fuzz on the toilet seat.
The grocery pickup really has been a game changer. I spend substantially less time hating people. Not only do I avoid long trips to the grocery store, but the store is generally less crowded. Only problem now is that at walmart, the scan and go can only be used at self checkout, but the self checkout lines will be backed up while a cashier is completely free because people want to use self checkout to steal. Wish walmart would make the designate at least one lane to scan and go shoppers like they do for spark shoppers.
We really have a lot of people that aren't fit for polite society. Really sucks to be in a poor area because you pay more for everything to cover **** like this.
The concrete cowboys are just as bad. If you can't park a big truck, it should be confiscated from you. Makes it worse that half of them in addition to not being able to park the truck as it is, keep a trailer hitch sticking out extra all the time for the 4 times a year they actually tow something.
Honking because someone didn't hit the gas immediately when the light turned green
YES. I'm fine letting them in front of me if they ask nicely and I'm not cutting a connection close. They aren't entitled to it though. We're all trying to get places - most of us in a hurry as well.
My favorite is waiting on them as they take 5 attempts to back into a parking spot.
And this made me watch Cart Narcs for the first time in a while.
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People who enter the exit and exit the entrance which usually involves land whales waddling side by side
And conversely, the a-holes in a double drive-thru lane who don't understand that we take turns merging to get to the windows. At least in a civil society we do. They just HAVE to get their double quarter pounder with cheese and biggie fry immediately... so courtesy, patience and reasonableness be damned. I thought we had all agreed to these terms when CFA invented the double lane but apparently some people just refuse to be normal.
I always get a chuckle when you take a look at their +$500 drop hitch that still has a shiny chrome ball on it or a 1 7/8" ball. That lets me know how much they tow if ever and to never ask them to back a boat down a ramp.
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Obvious mistake on my part. Everyone knows Wendy's fries don't deserve mentioning in the same breath as McD's.
-Cane's/Zaxby's
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(eternity)
- Burger King
This brings up another death sentence-worthy offense:
People with a full cart of items trying to go through the self checkout.
Relatedly, allow me to nominate Kroger for shutting down regular aisles and making me self-checkout after like 8pm. If I wanted to work for my food I would plant a garden. And they still have the employees, they just now stand around and watch me scan my banana myself. Which is a lot less fun than it sounds.
Scanner says "item not detected"
People who procrastinate on something so long that it becomes a fire for them and they expect it to be a fire for me too. Hey a$$hole, your fire is not my 17ing fire.
Seat hogs on flights that like to spread out with knees and elbows extended outside their seat profile.
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Or people with significant BO trying to mask it by taking a bath in cologne.
If your tires aren't rolling after a nice slow 2 m'zippi, I'm honking. Get off your phone and drive.
Custodians that put the restroom trash can by the sink and not by the door.
Oh, them and the millions of 17ers from Group 8 that rush up to hover at the back of the boarding line area even though they haven’t even called Group 2 yet. Either sit down or back the 17 up until you’re within 1-2 groups of being called
People who slow to a near stop before turning right.
If you have a wedding cake in the back of your vehicle, I understand. Otherwise, just get out of the way. And maybe use your turn signal so everyone knows what you're trying to do.
If you have a wedding cake in the back of your vehicle, I understand. Otherwise, just get out of the way. And maybe use your turn signal so everyone knows what you're trying to do.
Standing as close as possible to the baggage claim. People act like someone is waiting behind then to jump in and steal their luggage out of their hand. Take one or two steps back so everyone can see down the line. Seriously nobody wants your amazon luggage full of shein clothing.
