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We paid $3.0 million for this ****?

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bulldoghair

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CochiseCowbell said:
@bulldoghair & @OrangeThrower

This is the thread for y'all.
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Mic check, one, two, one two.
Yo, we paid three million in NIL for this?
Now we down 0-4 in the 5th like we taking the piss.
Baseball nerds still screaming “this is our year,”
While Tennessee pitching got our bats shaking in fear
We wasted 10 mill thís season,
Just to watch SWAC cupcakes and pretend we breathing.
Grambling, Alcorn- straight participation meals,
Now real teams show up and our offense reveals
We ain’t built for the smoke, just the easy wins,
$3 million NIL and we still can’t score against real twins.
Y’all defending this mess like it’s sacred tradition,
While the deficit laughs at your “Hail State” religion.
Deficit Dawg in the building, mic made of red ink,
Y’all still white knighting a money losing program that’s starting to stink.
Keep coping, keep posting, keep saying “next year we got this,”
I’ll be over here with the calculator, shaking my head at this hot mess. 💥🎤😎
 
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bulldoghair said:
Mic check, one, two, one two.
Yo, we paid three million in NIL for this?
Now we down 0-4 in the 5th like we taking the piss.
Baseball nerds still screaming “this is our year,”
While Tennessee pitching got our bats shaking in fear
We wasted 10 mill thís season,
Just to watch SWAC cupcakes and pretend we breathing.
Grambling, Alcorn- straight participation meals,
Now real teams show up and our offense reveals
We ain’t built for the smoke, just the easy wins,
$3 million NIL and we still can’t score against real twins.
Y’all defending this mess like it’s sacred tradition,
While the deficit laughs at your “Hail State” religion.
Deficit Dawg in the building, mic made of red ink,
Y’all still white knighting a money losing program that’s starting to stink.
Keep coping, keep posting, keep saying “next year we got this,”
I’ll be over here with the calculator, shaking my head at this hot mess. 💥🎤😎
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I can’t wait until you get down here. I have all kinds of fun planned.
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3 million for baseball.... how much for basketball and football? Similar results. I'm afraid the NIL era, carniege hall
And all, has priced out State... even in baseball.
 
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bulldoghair said:
Mic check, one, two, one two.
Yo, we paid three million in NIL for this?
Now we down 0-4 in the 5th like we taking the piss.
Baseball nerds still screaming “this is our year,”
While Tennessee pitching got our bats shaking in fear
We wasted 10 mill thís season,
Just to watch SWAC cupcakes and pretend we breathing.
Grambling, Alcorn- straight participation meals,
Now real teams show up and our offense reveals
We ain’t built for the smoke, just the easy wins,
$3 million NIL and we still can’t score against real twins.
Y’all defending this mess like it’s sacred tradition,
While the deficit laughs at your “Hail State” religion.
Deficit Dawg in the building, mic made of red ink,
Y’all still white knighting a money losing program that’s starting to stink.
Keep coping, keep posting, keep saying “next year we got this,”
I’ll be over here with the calculator, shaking my head at this hot mess. 💥🎤😎
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GD dude. Did you really just type that out?
 
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bulldoghair

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Will Rogers.sixpack said:
Shabala-shonda-reeee-kah! Raka-taka-shonda-layyyyy!
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The Lord has giving me the gift of interpreting others speaking in tongues.
Thus says the Lord-
“The love of money may be the root of all evil, but the love of delusion is a close second. Some hearts need to be broken before they can be healed. Stop worshiping tradition and start stewarding the resources I gave you. Football is the golden goose. Baseball is the golden calf you keep feeding with football’s milk and wasting your NIL on. One day the goose will get tired.
Love one another. Tell the truth. And for the love of the Father- schedule a real non con opponent once in a while.
Peace be with you- and maybe a stronger RPI.

PS- Still waiting on that budget meeting.

Love, Jesus”
 
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I said we'd **** the bed at some point, but at the time I thought I was just being snarky......yet deep down I did have that feeling. This **** gets so damn old.
 
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bulldoghair

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She Mate Me said:
I predict this thread goes over 100 posts.

50+ of them will be from the hairy bulldog, and 37 of those will say the same thing with slightly different words.
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Mic check, one, two, one, two
$3 million could’ve bought us a portal Oline,
Three beasts who actually block and don’t look like they dying.
Or a running back who don’t fumble every single time,
Or NIL bags for transfers that actually shine.
Instead we wasting it on inflated stats and fool’s gold,
While football gets scraps and the whole department stays cold.
Football pays for everything- the lights, the scholarships, the whole damn ride,
But we out here feeding the golden calf while the golden goose slowly dies.
$3 million redirected? That’s a whole new offensive line,
Or skill players who don’t look like they scared every time.
But nah, keep wasting it on tee ball in February,
While football stays broke and the program looks scary.
Deficit Dawg in the building, mic made of red ink,
You retards defending baseball like it’s your firstborn- but come on bro, that shiit stinks.
💥🎤😎
 
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