Thamel: UNC hiring Mike Malone

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Wonder if they offered the St Louis guy? I think that's the answer for us next time, get the best young coach at a non-major school. Like May from FAU or Golden from San Fran. Not sure if Schertz is necessarily the guy (he's not really young) but someone in that mold. Swing for the fences with someone young, hungry and innovative.

This is the way. I think you have to continue to take stabs at the next hot coach from a mid-major, and sort of just pray that he's a next great coach in the making.. Kentucky has to go get one of these guys off the factory line.
 
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How did I guess you'd spin any hire into a home run lol.

I think hes a pretty good coach, for the NBA. I still don't see the whole "NBA-to-College angle, especially when the coach was never more than a college assistant back in the 90s. His success and the ability to be a 10-year NBA coach was 100% due Joker being an absolute unicorn.

This is the type of hire that will probably last a good 6-8 years at UNC.. but won't really move the needle.
It’s pro ball though. That’s what we have now.
 
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Wait? Michael Malone?

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It’s actually Bob Vance they hired.
 
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Donovan wanted to wait until after the season and UNC could not wait.
Source? I dont buy this at all. There's no reason Billy Donovan couldn't have taken this job and either finish out a final week of the NBA, or have the Chicago front office part ways with him then. There was no schedule or timing conflict.

Billy Donovan didn't want the job, because the job was beneath him. It's that simple. There was no need to wait for the Chicago Bulls season to end in 10 days from now lol.
 
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It’s pro ball though. That’s what we have now.


I think Malone is a "good" coach.. But it's also a little hard to tell how good a coach is when you have what's about to be a top5 NBA player of all time (top10 at least). Remember, he did still get fired. And it's not like Joker lost his touch. He's still the should-be MVP.

Further: Malone now doesn't have basketball GM, a large front office, and is going from a 15% roster turnover to a 70% roster turnover.
 
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Highly unexpected AND underwhelming hire. Tells me that UNC already knew that none of the A-List candidates (Hurley, May, Lloyd, Donovan, et. al.) had the least interest in going to Chapel Hill.
 
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I think Malone is a "good" coach.. But it's also a little hard to tell how good a coach is when you have what's about to be a top5 NBA player of all time (top10 at least). Remember, he did still get fired. And it's not like Joker lost his touch. He's still the should-be MVP.

Further: Malone now doesn't have basketball GM, a large front office, and is going from a 15% roster turnover to a 70% roster turnover.

I just reviewed his coaching record in the NBA (which as others have pointed out is the only head coaching experience he has)...and I have to admit....it was underwhelming considering the talent he had in Denver.
 
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Damn.....I am betting their die hard fans didn't imagine Malone as their new HC when they successfully ousted Hubert. You just KNOW that delusional, arrogant fanbase had images of Hurley or Donovan or May dancing in their tiny heads. :O
 

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I think Malone is a "good" coach.. But it's also a little hard to tell how good a coach is when you have what's about to be a top5 NBA player of all time (top10 at least). Remember, he did still get fired. And it's not like Joker lost his touch. He's still the should-be MVP.

Further: Malone now doesn't have basketball GM, a large front office, and is going from a 15% roster turnover to a 70% roster turnover.
He won a title in 23
Won more games in 24 and lost in G7 of the semis to Minnesota

Got fired the very next year right before the playoffs while being 15 games above .500.

It was a ridiculous termination.

College basketball is such a crapshoot right now with so few proven guys in this era. Unless you were getting one of the handful of guys who have been successful in this era, it’s all a risk. I’d certainly chalk this up as a better hire than we made in Pope based on coaching resumes.
 
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Keep telling yall. These college coaches are fat and happy were they are at.
Yep, which is what I also said. Bottom line....barring any sort of absurd astronomical financial offer which nobody could even begin to meet....OR of any individual loyalty to Chapel Hill (such as being an alum who always dreamt of coaching there, etc.)....there is LEGIT ZERO reason for a May or a Lloyd or a Golden or a Hurley et. al. to leave their current situation to Chapel Hill. ZERO.
 
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I don't respond to Richie but I would bet the farm that if UK hired a coach who had never been a head coach for college ball a day in his life, he would absolutely lose his sh#t.
Obviously he would. Everyone on the board knows that.

Everyone also knows UNC got turned down by:

Hurley
Otzelberger
Mark freaking Byington
Dusty May
etc etc etc

They went through about 10 “no”s before they got to Malone, and I didn’t hear a single one of these hardcore “bluebloods get whoever they want” people talking for weeks about how scared they were about Carolina hiring Mike Malone. It’s almost like they think you can’t click on their names and look directly at everything they’ve said on this topic within the last 72 hours. I have zero tolerance for that kind of cat and mouse game. Let your yes be yes and your no be no. Everyone on here, for better or worse, knows exactly my stance on things. It doesn’t change everytime the wind blows. That’s cause my posts are actually ME not just an internet game.
 

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.. and seeing how some are taking fraudlent victory laps because they mentioned Mike Malone once in between 40 posts about Billy Donovan being the betting favorite to UNC, let me give you a REAL victory lap:


Still dont see why Billy is anything more than wishful thinking. He signed an extension with the Bulls one year ago, so they clearly value him. Theyre 30 win team whose best player is Josh Giddey. I think the Bulls are very aware that the roster they gave Billy Donovan isnt exactly working.

Sources: Bulls fire VP Arturas Karnisovas, GM Marc Eversley​

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Obviously he would. Everyone on the board knows that.

Everyone also knows UNC got turned down by:

Hurley
Otzelberger
Mark freaking Byington
Dusty May
etc etc etc

They went through about 10 “no”s before they got to Malone, and I didn’t hear a single one of these hardcore “bluebloods get whoever they want” people talking for weeks about how scared they were about Carolina hiring Mike Malone. It’s almost like they think you can’t click on their names and look directly at everything they’ve said on this topic within the last 72 hours. I have zero tolerance for that kind of cat and mouse game. Let your yes be yes and your no be no. Everyone on here, for better or worse, knows exactly my stance on things. It doesn’t change everytime the wind blows. That’s cause my posts are actually ME not just an internet game.
Yep, agreed. I heard even Pope turned them down! :O He is quite happy where he is at....UK is his dream job! :) I am going to head over to their board to see what the general reaction to Malone is....I have to imagine that majority of their fanbase are something less than "INSANELY ENTHUSED" about this hire, lol.
 
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Damn.....I am betting their die hard fans didn't imagine Malone as their new HC when they successfully ousted Hubert. You just KNOW that delusional, arrogant fanbase had images of Hurley or Donovan or May dancing in their tiny heads. :O
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills reading some of your all’s stuff. Is it just the blind homerism that makes some of you incapable of being objective.

This is like someone criticizing us for letting go of Pope in favor of an NBA champion coach. It’s only a stupid decision to those who hate you. None of their fans would want Hubert Davis to continue and would gladly roll with this gamble. And like I said, there’s hardly anyone to choose from in college basketball with a proven record in this NIL era.

Danny Hurley/ not an option
Dusty May/not an option
Tommy Lloyd/not an option
Jon Scheyer/not an option
Golden/not an option
Nate Oats/not an option
Kelvin Sampson/not an option

Who exactly do you think we will be choosing from next year or the year after? We will be in a very similar place.
 

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He won a title in 23
Won more games in 24 and lost in G7 of the semis to Minnesota

Got fired the very next year right before the playoffs while being 15 games above .500.

It was a ridiculous termination.

College basketball is such a crapshoot right now with so few proven guys in this era. Unless you were getting one of the handful of guys who have been successful in this era, it’s all a risk. I’d certainly chalk this up as a better hire than we made in Pope based on coaching resumes.

I'll give you this, it's probably the best that UNC could have done. They were working their way down to tier 3 and tier 4 level coaches.

I'm indifferent. He's a good coach like I said.. not really sure what he's going to do at the college level though. But I'm certainly not gonna assume it's a total disaster just yet. I think he will be slightly better than Hubert Davis, but they will ultimately move off from him in 6 or so years. I'd also put some odds on him up and leaving in 3-4 years if an NBA coaching job opens up. That's my call.
 
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I feel like I’m taking crazy pills reading some of your all’s stuff. Is it just the blind homerism that makes some of you incapable of being objective.

This is like someone criticizing us for letting go of Pope in favor of an NBA champion coach. It’s only a stupid decision to those who hate you. None of their fans would want Hubert Davis to continue and would gladly roll with this gamble. And like I said, there’s hardly anyone to choose from in college basketball with a proven record in this NIL era.

Danny Hurley/ not an option
Dusty May/not an option
Tommy Lloyd/not an option
Jon Scheyer/not an option
Golden/not an option
Nate Oats/not an option
Kelvin Sampson/not an option

Who exactly do you think we will be choosing from next year or the year after? We will be in a very similar place.
I think we can land Rex Chapman if the money is right! :)
 
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How did I guess you'd spin any hire into a home run lol.

I think hes a pretty good coach, for the NBA. I still don't see the whole "NBA-to-College angle, especially when the coach was never more than a college assistant back in the 90s. His success and the ability to be a 10-year NBA coach was 100% due Joker being an absolute unicorn.

This is the type of hire that will probably last a good 6-8 years at UNC.. but won't really move the needle.
I'm not spinning it as a homerun. We still have to see how recruiting goes.

But this man is a damn good coach.
 
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I'll give you this, it's probably the best that UNC could have done. They were working their way down to tier 3 and tier 4 level coaches.

I'm indifferent. He's a good coach like I said.. not really sure what he's going to do at the college level though. But I'm certainly not gonna assume it's a total disaster just yet. I think he will be slightly better than Hubert Davis, but they will ultimately move off from him in 6 or so years. I'd also put some odds on him up and leaving in 3-4 years if an NBA coaching job opens up. That's my call.
I agree. "indifference" is about the most accurate reaction one can objectively have to this hire. All I will say is that Hubert did coach UNC to a national title game. Let's see if Malone can, at the very least, match that accomplishment in his time at Chapel Hill. If I had to bet, I would say he gets canned without ever guiding UNC to the national championship game.
 
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Keep laughing, buddy. Mark Pope enjoyed walking out of Sweat Hog Arena with the W next to his name. Still waiting on your program to do something significant since the Clinton administration.
oh come on VillageIdiot, I thought we were buddies now. i got no beef with you. And besides, I like Hello Kitty too! OMG it is like tooooo cute! :)
 
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He will need an associate head coach with head coaching experience in high level D1 and a great GM. Get those and you can make it work.
I understand what you are saying, BUT that statement kinda reminds me of when a school makes an underwhelming football hire, and the fanbase tries to talk themselves into it by stating something to the effect of: "well, this MIGHT work IF he hires phenomenal coordinators who are also outstanding recruiters and....and...." lol