OT: TSA humor

[PrestonyteParrot]

Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over By Chick-Fil-A

U.S. — Chick-fil-A employees began taking over TSA duties at the beginning of the week, and airline passengers noted that wait times were eliminated almost immediately.

babylonbee.com

 

[bayrooster]

nm

 

[Lurker123]

Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over By Chick-Fil-A

U.S. — Chick-fil-A employees began taking over TSA duties at the beginning of the week, and airline passengers noted that wait times were eliminated almost immediately.

babylonbee.com

Did you know the Babylon Bee is actually a satire sight, and not real news?

 

[PrestonyteParrot]

Did you know the Babylon Bee is actually a satire sight, and not real news?

Yeah, that's probably why the post has HUMOR in the title.

 

[Uscg1984]

Did you know the Babylon Bee is actually a satire sight, and not real news?

Wait, what? You're trying to tell me Chick Fil A isn't actually in the airport security business?

 

[Lurker123]

Yeah, that's probably why the post has HUMOR in the title.

Old joke. Often when the BB is quoted, someone decides the other party doesnt realize its satire, and tries to explain that, even though that was the intention from the start.

 

[Gradstudent_rivals30147]

A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.​

The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

 

[bayrooster]

A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.​

The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

That's about as funny as an engineering lab assistant telling my class you can use an ohmmeter to check someone's resistance to being asked on a date.

 

[PeeCock78]

That’s exactly what happened at a testing site in Mount Pleasant during the early stages of Covid. There was total disorganization and a massive cluster F. They approached the manager at Chick-fil-A, who went over there and had everything straightened out within an hour!

 

[gamecox4982]

Chick-fil-A uses Lean Principles like a lot of companies especially the manufacturing arena - Even Augusta National uses it

 

[bayrooster]

Chick-fil-A uses Lean Principles like a lot of companies especially the manufacturing arena - Even Augusta National uses it

You a Lean Black Belt? Lean trainers never miss an opportunity to bring it up.

 

[Gamecock Jacque]

You a Lean Black Belt? Lean trainers never miss an opportunity to bring it up.

Is that one of those six sigma deals where EVERYTHING is over analyzed?