Oh Snap!!!

[She Mate Me]

We fittin' to fix this thing up...



Make room in the Heisman House cause the progeny of...



Is...

 

[Dawgbite]

Congratulations. I too hope that someday I can breathe the rarified air that thus far has alluded my lowly status. Only 885 more likes to go!

 

[Bulldog45]

It took me a while to piece together what this meant. For a minute I thought a judge gave He Hate Me another year of eligibility and he was coming here to win a Heisman.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

 

[HailStout]

Before we let you in, one very important question:

what is your stance on David Coverdale?

 

[She Mate Me]

Before we let you in, one very important question:

what is your stance on David Coverdale?

That dude's a 17'n dick.

And a dubmass to boot.

 

[She Mate Me]

Congratulations. I too hope that someday I can breathe the rarified air that thus far has alluded my lowly status. Only 885 more likes to go!

I still don't know the criteria. Since I'm here now I'm assuming you need to be pretty unlikeable.

 

[HailStout]

That dude's a 17'n dick.

And a dubmass to boot.

Correct answer. DCD (or “plowboy”) has strict rules on this.

 

[dickiedawg]

It took me a while to piece together what this meant. For a minute I thought a judge gave He Hate Me another year of eligibility and he was coming here to win a Heisman.

I assumed He Hate Me had a kid committed to us. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[She Mate Me]

I assumed He Hate Me had a kid committed to us. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Artist Formerly Known as Kavosiey Smoke

 

[Drebin]

We fittin' to fix this thing up...

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Make room in the Heisman House cause the progeny of...

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Is...

 

[skip dog]

****cliff notes???****

possible I am just to old to figure out this riddle......but need some entertainment today

 

[Dawgbite]

I still don't know the criteria. Since I'm here now I'm assuming you need to be pretty unlikeable.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

 

[She Mate Me]

****cliff notes???****

possible I am just to old to figure out this riddle......but need some entertainment today

My SPS status went from AA to Heisman and I made it a big deal like nerds are supposed to.

 

[Dawgbite]

****cliff notes???****

possible I am just to old to figure out this riddle......but need some entertainment today

Reaction score of over 10,000 means you’re a Heisman.

 

[skip dog]

My SPS status went from AA to Heisman and I made it a big deal like nerds are supposed to.

AHHHHHH.....that which I dream and aspire to as a lowly, humble simple commoner. Now that you have achieved such great status off of the shoulders of those such as me, I hope and pray that you will not allow your new found stature to prevent you from helping those of us, still mired in Senior status, from eventually achieving this career milestone

 

[She Mate Me]

AHHHHHH.....that which I dream and aspire to as a lowly, humble simple commoner. Now that you have achieved such great status off of the shoulders of those such as me, I hope and pray that you will not allow your new found stature to prevent you from helping those of us, still mired in Senior status, from eventually achieving this career milestone

You need to up your "wasting time" game.

It's pretty clear that Heisman status is an indication of a massive amount of wasted time.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Correct answer. DCD (or “plowboy”) has strict rules on this.

 

[skip dog]

You need to up your "wasting time" game.

It's pretty clear that Heisman status is an indication of a massive amount of wasted time.

I know....."Those are rookie numbers"

I predict I should get heisman status around 2036

 

[TroyMcClure2025]

You need to up your "wasting time" game.

It's pretty clear that Heisman status is an indication of a massive amount of wasted time.

Likely an inverse relationship to getting laid 19.83% of the time.