Anyone want to try

[Mayor of Little London]

To fix this one..

 

[Seinfeld]

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

He undoubtedly deserved it***

 

[DawgsGoneWild]

 

[Theconnormead]

To fix this one..

In college I had one drive 40 miles and randomly show up at my parents’ house claiming she was “just riding around.” Had another tell me she was pregnant and let that ride for two weeks. One broke into my apartment while I was on a date, ordered a pizza, wrote one of my checks to pay for it, and was asleep in my bed when I got back—with my date. And when I lived in Texas, I had a stripper carve her stage name into my car. But.....… I’m gonna pass on this one

 

[dorndawg]

In college I had one drive 40 miles and randomly show up at my parents’ house claiming she was “just riding around.” Had another tell me she was pregnant and let that ride for two weeks. One broke into my apartment while I was on a date, ordered a pizza, wrote one of my checks to pay for it, and was asleep in my bed when I got back—with my date. And when I lived in Texas, I had a stripper carve her stage name into my car. But.....… I’m gonna pass on this one

That you, Taco?

 

[Dawgbite]

That you, Taco?

Gotta be Taco!

 

[Ozarkdawg]

That you, Taco?

Or Clinton?

 

[Ozarkdawg]

In college I had one drive 40 miles and randomly show up at my parents’ house claiming she was “just riding around.” Had another tell me she was pregnant and let that ride for two weeks. One broke into my apartment while I was on a date, ordered a pizza, wrote one of my checks to pay for it, and was asleep in my bed when I got back—with my date. And when I lived in Texas, I had a stripper carve her stage name into my car. But.....… I’m gonna pass on this one

So what, no followup story from a date on your arm AND crazy chick in the bed at the same time? Thats a start that could put video in one of 2 places. Onlyfans or 48 Hours

 

[ronpolk]

That girl is 30 years too young and 50 pounds too light for Cooterpoot

 

[champdawg.sixpack]

I had one drive from Jax at 2 am and bust up in a buddies apartment and busted me in bed with a 8. The craziest one ever was the one who left a big steamer on my bed when I was out of town for a bachelor party. Still can’t believe that huge pile came out of her!

 

[patdog]

IThe craziest one ever was the one who left a big steamer on my bed when I was out of town for a bachelor party. Still can’t believe that huge pile came out of her!

So you dated Amber Heard too.

 

[mcdawg22]

To fix this one..

Why would she do that with a great husband like Turk and a good nursing job at Sacred Heart?

 

[She Mate Me]

Funny that she cut his head off in Cali, then ran to Mexico. It's usually the opposite.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Come to daddy honey. Nobody knows crazy like the Devil. Me looking at her from the bed:

 

[thatsbaseball]

 

[dawgman42]

I had one drive from Jax at 2 am and bust up in a buddies apartment and busted me in bed with a 8. The craziest one ever was the one who left a big steamer on my bed when I was out of town for a bachelor party. Still can’t believe that huge pile came out of her!

You earned that username!

 

[M R DAWGS]

I had one drive from Jackson to Starkville one night to keep me from going to the bar. Argue with me for an hr, and turn around and drive back to Jackson.

I married her.