Altman’s Ducks invade the vault as 10.5 underdogs

DrAlan_Grant

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SuperBigFan69

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Jackson Shelstad. He didn’t play against Ohio State. No idea what his status is for Tuesday.
He is a stud. I wonder if he is going to miss a lot of games this year.

I also think that this is the last year for Dana. He has had a really nice run at Oregon. That will be an attractive job when it opens up. I could 100% see them getting Will Wade from NCState, he would do well there and is kind of the opposite of Dana, which seems to be how hiring works a lot of times.
 

KolacheKing

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This team continues to impress me and as long as they avoid any major injuries they should make a run in the tournament. The next 3 games are crucial against BIG bottom feeders. There is a tough stretch in the middle of conference play where I could see them going 6-4 or 5-5 in the next 10 games. They play some tough competition at Minnesota, at Michigan, Illinois and Purdue at home, and then at Iowa.
 

dinglefritz

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It is time for Dana Altman's reckoning. Come to daddy, Dana.
Time for Dana to drops his pants and put his elbows on the exam table. You guys over 50 know what I’m talkin bout. 🥴. Had my annual exam last week. The old doc asks if I mind if a med student shadowing him is in the room. I said “I guess not”. Turns out said med student was a hot little blonde girl. I got gang raped 😳.
 

4plateBencher

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Time for Dana to drops his pants and put his elbows on the exam table. You guys over 50 know what I’m talkin bout. 🥴. Had my annual exam last week. The old doc asks if I mind if a med student shadowing him is in the room. I said “I guess not”. Turns out said med student was a hot little blonde girl. I got gang raped 😳.

As long as the doctor in question is not "Dr. Rob Zatechka" wearing XXXL gloves.
 
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