ESPN Sideline Reporter: "Getting to cover Kirk Ferentz and that entire Iowa team for their bowl game was a true joy"

[Franisdaman]

 

[EbbyCalvin]

Marry me, Taylor.

 

[oldxbbc]

Would you expect anything less?

 

[Hawkangler]

Marry me, Taylor.

That comment is exactly why she would ignore you.

 

[QChawks]

not covering a douchey SEC team has to be refreshing

Wood

 

[EbbyCalvin]

That comment is exactly why she would ignore you.

Tell me more, stud!!

 

[Bierhalter]

That comment is exactly why she would ignore you.

hope she sees this, bro

 

[Hawkangler]

Tell me more, stud!!

Show a little class

 

[EbbyCalvin]

Show a little class

How about you suck a fart out of a giraffe's azz while hanging upside down and furiously gripping a tail somewhat slick and somewhat weathered in the conditions of fecal aging.

 

[_Mjolnir_]

Its a good thing she didn't have to cover the Iowa fanbase.

 

[NORTHSTAR]

How about you suck a fart out of a giraffe's azz while hanging upside down and furiously gripping a tail somewhat slick and somewhat weathered in the conditions of fecal aging.

Your parents would be proud.

 

[EbbyCalvin]

Your parents would be proud.

Oh, definitely. Thank you. Your own folks loosely grasp vapid memories of your upbringing. While obsessively washing their hands with paint thinner.

 

[Franisdaman]

Would you expect anything less?

no, sir!

 

[Franisdaman]

 

[Tsawvell55]

First off Im an Iowa fan all my life, but some (a lot) of these folks are really clueless in that any criticism of any Hawkeye sends them in a tizzy. I’ve criticized KF before and Jesus Christ these know it alls lamb blasted me like I was a child predator. You’re not an Iowa fan if you are negative in any way. Us Iowa fans do have a reputation for being self absorbed, don’t believe me, just watch all these responses after stating FACTS.

 

[UIAlumFireFighter]

That comment is exactly why she would ignore you.

What kind of person is offended by “Marry me, Taylor” ?

I don’t get it.

 

[Fight4Iowa]

First off Im an Iowa fan all my life, but some (a lot) of these folks are really clueless in that any criticism of any Hawkeye sends them in a tizzy. I’ve criticized KF before and Jesus Christ these know it alls lamb blasted me like I was a child predator. You’re not an Iowa fan if you are negative in any way. Us Iowa fans do have a reputation for being self absorbed, don’t believe me, just watch all these responses after stating FACTS.

Ferentz is a great coach. He is not untouchable from criticism either though. But just say it, "Ferentz is a great coach."

If every coach was like Ferentz, college football would produce 3 times the amount of future business and community leaders it does now.

 

[Hawkeye54545]

What kind of person is offended by “Marry me, Taylor” ?

I don’t get it.

The ones who take the message board way too seriously.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

 

[rchawk]

First off Im an Iowa fan all my life, but some (a lot) of these folks are really clueless in that any criticism of any Hawkeye sends them in a tizzy. I’ve criticized KF before and Jesus Christ these know it alls lamb blasted me like I was a child predator. You’re not an Iowa fan if you are negative in any way. Us Iowa fans do have a reputation for being self absorbed, don’t believe me, just watch all these responses after stating FACTS.

Excellent WOB right there.

 

[Hawkangler]

What kind of person is offended by “Marry me, Taylor” ?

I don’t get it.

I'm pretty sure a majority of women who have never met a guy who says marry me would ignore him. I didn't say offended, I said ignore.

 

[Hawkedup]

hawkangler is about to give you a lesson on class. Shame on you.

 

[HawkBot]

First off Im an Iowa fan all my life, but some (a lot) of these folks are really clueless in that any criticism of any Hawkeye sends them in a tizzy. I’ve criticized KF before and Jesus Christ these know it alls lamb blasted me like I was a child predator. You’re not an Iowa fan if you are negative in any way. Us Iowa fans do have a reputation for being self absorbed, don’t believe me, just watch all these responses after stating FACTS.

They threw lambs at you with a trebuchet or exploded them in your presence? Just how did it actually go down?

 

[rchawk]

They threw lambs at you with a trebuchet or exploded them in your presence? Just how did it actually go down?

Don't go out in the country wearing white during lamb season. You could get blasted, even a doofus should know that.

 

[NORTHSTAR]

Oh, definitely. Thank you. Your own folks loosely grasp vapid memories of your upbringing. While obsessively washing their hands with paint thinner.

Then that's sad for you.

 

[AnonymousNolonger]

They threw lambs at you with a trebuchet or exploded them in your presence? Just how did it actually go down?

This could really happen, in a Monty Python movie

 

[MikeHawk]

Is this an example of stealing a thread?!?

 

[EbbyCalvin]

Then that's sad for you.

 

[rchawk]

Is this an example of stealing a thread?!?

You anti-lamb blasting activists can be annoying.

 

[Franisdaman]

 

[AnonymousNolonger]

You anti-lamb blasting activists can be annoying.

Just to be on the safe side

No Lamb were injured or killed during said blasting on Hawkeye Report

 

[kwik44]

Excellent WOB right there.

WOB lives on. Nice find.

 

[Franisdaman]

My sincerest apologies for getting back on topic....

 

[joeduff]

HER VOICE IS STRAIGHT OUT OF CENTRAL CASTING

 

[SeventhSon]

This thread ended up just a little weirder than I was expecting.

 

[UIAlumFireFighter]

I'm pretty sure a majority of women who have never met a guy who says marry me would ignore him. I didn't say offended, I said ignore.

Ok. Thanks, Sally.

 

[Hawkangler]

Ok. Thanks, Sally.

You and Ebby are cut from the same mold, a couple of losers. Everyone knows you're not a Hawk fan so your two cents is worthless.

 

[Hawk4Ever!]

Tay says that every game she covers ... even the Miami game!

 

[Myteamcanbeatupyourteam]

How about you suck a fart out of a giraffe's azz while hanging upside down and furiously gripping a tail somewhat slick and somewhat weathered in the conditions of fecal aging.

What kind of septum ring do you wear?

 

[EbbyCalvin]

What kind of septum ring do you wear?

Autographed Darryl Strawberry edition.