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Make The Egg Bowl Toxic Again

Dear Diary incoming and it’s cheesy I know. But the sentiment is the same.

We are NOT above the rivalry being toxic.

Our best years happen to coincide with the rivalry being toxic.

We should have the band learn Neck and play it throughout the game. SUCK THAT BULLDOG D*** B****!! Play Callin Baton Rouge. Paint your cowbell purple and gold. Call ole miss fans tiger bait. Whatever.

Some are afraid of stuff like that backfiring but so what if it does?

It’s not like they’ve had 3 straight 10 win seasons and are playoff bound with a W while we haven’t won a home SEC game in 3 years. Oh wait, that’s exactly how it is. We are so far behind. May as well drag them into the slop with us and hope we climb back out of it first.

Their coach is leaving for their “real” rival and are now a laughingstock. This is a once in a lifetime chance to rub their noses in it and beat their ***. They would 100% do the same ****. We are not above it. If we’re going to suck I’d rather do so giving our rival absolute hell.

17 them and GTHOM!!!
 

The Peeper

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Has anybody ever tried Dale's on their Thanksgiving Turkey? I don't want mine drying out and getting too salty
 

Shmuley

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Make The Egg Bowl Toxic Again

Dear Diary incoming and it’s cheesy I know. But the sentiment is the same.

We are NOT above the rivalry being toxic.

Our best years happen to coincide with the rivalry being toxic.

We should have the band learn Neck and play it throughout the game. SUCK THAT BULLDOG D*** B****!! Play Callin Baton Rouge. Paint your cowbell purple and gold. Call ole miss fans tiger bait. Whatever.

Some are afraid of stuff like that backfiring but so what if it does?

It’s not like they’ve had 3 straight 10 win seasons and are playoff bound with a W while we haven’t won a home SEC game in 3 years. Oh wait, that’s exactly how it is. We are so far behind. May as well drag them into the slop with us and hope we climb back out of it first.

Their coach is leaving for their “real” rival and are now a laughingstock. This is a once in a lifetime chance to rub their noses in it and beat their ***. They would 100% do the same ****. We are not above it. If we’re going to suck I’d rather do so giving our rival absolute hell.

17 them and GTHOM!!!
Mark Keenum does not approve.
 
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HotMop

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Has anybody ever tried Dale's on their Thanksgiving Turkey? I don't want mine drying out and getting too salty
Well, the first thing you do is pour out about 15 gallons of Dale's into a properly sized turkey frier, dump thay turkey in there and let it marinate. Best to start today to get the desired taste before Thanksgiving.

Thank me later. Serve with A1, lol, who am I kidding, serve with more Dale's.
 
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The Peeper

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Well, the first thing you do is pour out about 15 gallons of Dale's into a properly sized turkey frier, dump thay turkey in there and let it marinate. Best to start today to get the desired taste before Thanksgiving.

Thank me later. Serve with A1, lol, who am I kidding, serve with more Dale's.

Thanks, I'll let you know how it turns out!
 
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Serious question. Is there a real use for Dale’s besides ruining a steak? I’m not talking about mole crickets either. Is there something it’s actually good on?