BOLO
big ole baccer chewing , redneck aka (ShelbyLion) driving a 1972 “cress green” Datsun B210. Headed west on hwy 10, using grid map, hunting Bostic. Subject been known to enter stadiums wearing his rainbow colored (Shelby Pride) shirt , pent up high waters and sketchers slip ons. If seen don’t stop, just hold your wallet and advise. Subject not known for being the brightest light in dirty ankle, but will try and convince you he’s a Shelby VIP. He will flash his gold plated polygrip teeth while using his greasen formula on his bowl cut hair . Local authorities been made aware of his departure from CASAR City limits and notifying all local Rutherford county volunteer highway control. Last seen running 77 mph, thru 7 pines. He’s confused and thinks 7 is the magic number today, not realizing there will be more than 7 of the Bostic Babe Brigade waiting on him if he finds Harrill stadium. He won’t be hard to find surrounded by all the white shirts waving the sock filled bars of Irish spring soap. Singing “In the Jungle, the Mighty JUNGLE the Lions sleep tonight !”