How many Iowa QBs does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, their army still uses cavalry and all their lamps are still powered by the fat from the dead horses following the blitzkrieg which is just as well because they are mostly illiterate (because they are from Poland) and don't need much artificial light for anything.
I went from "what the hell does this even mean?!?" to thinking "This is POTY!!!!"
