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The Peeper

The Peeper

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A classic example of a severe case of "NoAssAtAll" disease. Most common in older males w/ large protruding stomachs that require suspenders to keep the pants up due to the lack of gluteus muscles to assist in keeping said pants up, but can also effect females in rare circumstances.
 
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The Peeper said:
A classic example of a severe case of "NoAssAtAll" disease. Most common in older males w/ large protruding stomachs that require suspenders to keep the pants up due to the lack of gluteus muscles to assist in keeping said pants up, but can also effect females in rare circumstances.
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Like a frog standing on it's hind legs
 
Ranchdawg

Ranchdawg

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An engineer that worked for me, Berkley grad, told me he got drunk and slept with a girl and got up before she did, dressed and got home. He said when he took his pants off he realized they were hers. He had to go back and swap pants. He was 6' 2" and weighed about 210 lbs. That might be the girl!
 
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patdog

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Ranchdawg said:
An engineer that worked for me, Berkley grad, told me he got drunk and slept with a girl and got up before she did, dressed and got home. He said when he took his pants off he realized they were hers. He had to go back and swap pants. He was 6' 2" and weighed about 210 lbs. That might be the girl!
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I guess there is such a thing as being too drunk after all. **
 
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Ranchdawg said:
An engineer that worked for me, Berkley grad, told me he got drunk and slept with a girl and got up before she did, dressed and got home. He said when he took his pants off he realized they were hers. He had to go back and swap pants. He was 6' 2" and weighed about 210 lbs. That might be the girl!
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Had a good friend who once said "the worst piece I ever had...... was simply magnificent".
 
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Fritz!

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