Bye Week Haiku Thread

[RU#1fan]

#1 off rails
Really angry last 2 weeks
Hobbs did not want Greg

Fans were pissed at Pat
Almost had Bielema, but
He broke balance beam

Epic Fail.
Who gave Schiano the extension through 2030 ??????
No Program in their right mind ( College or Pro) was going to hire Schiano. Hobbs= The Gift that keeps giving.
How about that extension for Pikey Boy ???

 

[Doctor Worm]

Epic Fail.
Who gave Schiano the extension through 2030 ??????
No Program in their right mind ( College or Pro) was going to hire Schiano. Hobbs= The Gift that keeps giving.
How about that extension for Pikey Boy ???

Begone, foulest troll!
Make mockery of Haiku
Is nothing sacred?

Elegant Haiku
Literary light saber
In a blaster world

 

[Knight Shift]

Epic Fail.
Who gave Schiano the extension through 2030 ??????
No Program in their right mind ( College or Pro) was going to hire Schiano. Hobbs= The Gift that keeps giving.
How about that extension for Pikey Boy ???

Three, nineteen, twenty-
six, eleven-not Haiku
Take gripes somewhere else

 

[RU#1fan]

The above poster
Is Haiku Incompetent
Fails miserably.

You need to Spanky the Monkey somewhere else.

 

[Knight Shift]

You need to Spanky the Monkey somewhere else.

You need to spanky
The monkey somewhere else, please
Follow rules, or leave

 

[cioffineverrana43]

Need DJ Spanky
To enforce the haiku rules
Our zen will return

 

[WillieTheSilent]

Better than #2?
Sounds like 1 gives a sheet?
A rusty trombone?

You are kidding, right?
six-six-five not even close
to five-seven-five

 

[Knight Shift]

You are kidding, right?
six-six-five not even close
to five-seven-five

Better than a 2?
Sounds like 1 gives a sheet-whoops?
A rusty trombone?

Cadence is thrown off
By the Haiku heretic
Will repent for sins

 

[MrsScrew]

We all want a Bowl game.
Unfortunately not happening this year.

Follow the rules please
All posts are 5, 7 ,5
We do not need rants

Mediocre????? Not by a long shot.
Hobbs = The Gift that keeps giving.

Two posts in a row
Not following the rules. Why?
Number one? Not here

 

[MrsScrew]

Epic Fail.
Who gave Schiano the extension through 2030 ??????
No Program in their right mind ( College or Pro) was going to hire Schiano. Hobbs= The Gift that keeps giving.
How about that extension for Pikey Boy ???

Perhaps you are lost?
Got your threads badly mixed up?
This thread Haiku only

 

[DJ Spanky]

You need to Spanky the Monkey somewhere else.

RU#1
Spanking his monkey on here
For all fans to see

 

[Knight Shift]

Perhaps you are lost?
Got your threads badly mixed up?
This thread Haiku only

The Chief has spoken
She has a badge and a gun
And a good shot too

 

[Knight Shift]

Don't mess with Jobu
Cerano said that-we say:
Don't mess with Haiku!

 

[cioffineverrana43]

Planning a home tailgate.
Dolce & Clemente's will
Empty my wallet.

 

[MrsScrew]

Planning a home tailgate.
Dolce & Clemente's will
Empty my wallet.

They know me by name
I am there all of the time
Prosciutto bread please

 

[cioffineverrana43]

They know me by name
I am there all of the time
Prosciutto bread please

Pink Panther for me.
Happy belly, sad wallet.
The Struggle Is Real.

 

[MrsScrew]

Pink Panther for me.
Happy belly, sad wallet.
The Struggle Is Real.

I do understand
Even bus boy knows my name
I'll take one of all!



today is soup day
buy 2 for fifteen dollars
they freeze very well

 

[DJ Spanky]

Bye Week imminent!
We should be victorious!
Death to the Bye Week!

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Let’s go 1 and 0

Against the bye week this week

Not holding my breath

 

[cioffineverrana43]

Can't fix last week's loss.
Rest of the season starts now!
Beat Open Date U