If I win Powerball

[Grayhair1981]

I will pledge 10 mil towards Kirk's buyout. The rest of you will have to pony up the difference.

 

[Hawkfan_08*]

How many players will you buy?

 

[Grayhair1981]

How many players will you buy?

13th Amendment abolished slavery so I won't "buy" any people.

 

[Hawkfan_08*]

13th Amendment abolished slavery so I won't "buy" any people.

Okay. How many players will you rent?

 

[Grayhair1981]

Okay. How many players will you rent?

Didn't win. Moot point

 

[Opie Oids]

How many players will you buy?

The scheme and ultra conservative coaching are impediments. What good is having 5-star WRs when all they do is block and run 3 yard curl routes on 3rd and 5?

 

[Hawkangler]

Didn't win. Moot point

Two winners, each will get North of $450M. One in Missouri and one in Texas. Didn't play, so don't care. Why piss away $5 - $10 with insurmountable odds?

 

[Outbackbowl2017]

So, hope you live in Missouri or Texas….

$1.8 billion and you only offer $10 million. Cheap bastage!

 

[Outbackbowl2017]

Two winners, each will get North of $450M. One in Missouri and one in Texas. Didn't play, so don't care. Why piss away $5 - $10 with insurmountable odds?

Playing the lottery is like pissing away the time or money spent watching Iowa football on offense…Hope you see something new and exciting while trying to score more than one touchdown only to say, nope not again today.

 

[Hawkfan_08*]

The scheme and ultra conservative coaching are impediments. What good is having 5-star WRs when all they do is block and run 3 yard curl routes on 3rd and 5?

Come on. They were at least out routes! Oh wait, that might be worse.

 

[Grayhair1981]

Two winners, each will get North of $450M. One in Missouri and one in Texas. Didn't play, so don't care. Why piss away $5 - $10 with insurmountable odds?

2 bucks and a Red Bull costs more

 

[83Hawk]

Playing the lottery is like pissing away the time or money spent watching Iowa football on offense…Hope you see something new and exciting while trying to score more than one touchdown only to say, nope not again today.

The lottery ticket has a better chance of “scoring” than Iowa’s offense!