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Iowa bends over and licks its own taint - play

 

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The "7 points up is something they can't overcome" play

 

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The "game over" play

 

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The "let's wave at the children's hospital because we forgot which stadium we are in" play

 

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The "1st down!!!! Now let's dial it back" play

 

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The "hand it off 6 yds in the backfield to make it easier for their defense" play

 

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The "Brad Banks was a dual threat Davey O'Brien winner, why did we wait 23 yrs" play

 

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The "we could go with our best RB, but let's do something stupid instead" play

 

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The "we could replace KF with ChatGPT and we would win more games" play

 

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The "it never hurts to pay off the refs" play

 

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The "unlike you we don't take a knee to end both halves" play

 

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The "If the half-time score was 0-0 we'd still find a way to be behind" play

 

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The "WTF wetjen" play

 

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The "get ready for 3 runs up the middle" play

 

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The "wait, you're saying the forward pass is legal??!!" play

 

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The "seriously, why has the HC been hating on DT-QBs since Brad Banks?" play

 

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The "apparently X doesn't have his union card" play

 

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The "if we punt here we deserve to lose" play

 

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The "hey nitwit play for 7 instead of 3" play

 

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The "women play to tie, men play to win" Special

 

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The "Blitzing is illegal for the Hawkeyes somehow" play

 

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The "Blitzing is illegal for the Hawkeyes somehow" play

 

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The "I miss Bob Sanders" play

 

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The "playing not to lose is playing not to win" play

 

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The "pathetic risk averse" play

 

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The "stepping on our dck" play

 

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The "nobody fails on 3rd and 2 like KF" play

 

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The "you can't blame the refs in this one" play

 

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The "KF has been trying to run out the clock since the 1st quarter" play

 

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The "even the wins feel like losses" play

 

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The "when did Phil Parker turn into KF" play

 

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The "I'm tired of every game coming down to a kick" play

 

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The "choke like your name is Kamala Ferentz" play

 

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The "watching Kirk-ball has replaced water-boarding at the CIA" play

 

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The "Beth fired the wrong Ferentz" play

 

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The "it's official Campbell is better than our guy going forward" play

 

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The "Beto-male O'Rourke" play

 

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The "I know where to find 8 million dollars for NIL" play

 

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The "get use to envying Indiana" play

 

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I noticed a few people in a few threads mentioned they missed the game. Maybe it was a wedding, maybe they were on the road. Well, since I have a naturally giving personality I thought I would bump this so they can get the full, delicious, never-ending flavor of the game.

bon appétit