Ohio Bobcat Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

No, not the Buckeyes
Three Ohio teams this year
We will win all three

Watch this thread sink fast
In a sea of useless threads
Someone make him stop

 

[Smols]

Scarlet Knights take field,
Green and white across the line—
Thursday lights burn bright.

Scarlet Knights charge on,
Ohio fades in the night—
Victory is ours.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Happy to see this

Is not another death thread

Rutgers bests Bobcats

 

[Knight Shift]

Happy to see this

Is not another death thread

Rutgers bests Bobcats

We need more happy
And less threads nobody reads
Keep this thread near top

 

[DJ Spanky]

Robert the feline
Slinks into Shi Stadium
Hoping for a win

But the Scarlet Knights
Trample them under steel shod hooves
Crushing hopes and dreams.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Bump the haiku thread
Pushed down by excessive threads
Keep this one on top.

 

[cioffineverrana43]

There's not much to say.
Our first three games are against
poor competition.

 

[RU#1fan]

No, not the Buckeyes
Three Ohio teams this year
We will win all three

Watch this thread sink fast
In a sea of useless threads
Someone make him stop

Al is that you.

 

[Knight Shift]

Al is that you.

First rule of Haiku
Is to post five seven five
Four does not cut it

 

[DJ Spanky]

First rule of Haiku
Is to post five seven five
Four does not cut it

And let's not forget
Only put a single line
Need three for haiku!

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Rutgers fans will say

I really shine in haiku

I just mowed my lawn

 

[RUforester72]

Scrimmage the Bobcats
Thursday night in New Jersey
Football finally back!

Scarlet Knights will win
Offense takes a giant leap!
Defense shuts them down!

 

[rureadyforsomefootball]

Do we really need to beg
To keep a thread relevant
Only to see it disappoint?

 

[Knight Shift]

Do we really need to beg
To keep a thread relevant
Only to see it disappoint?

Your form disappoints
And you also missed the point
Try harder next time.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Threads pushing this down
Must bump to be relevant
Bobcat haikus rule!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Resist thread pushing
Respond to important threads
Keep them visible!

 

[Knight Shift]

Resist thread pushing
Respond to important threads
Keep them visible!

Threads pull easier
Than pushing; either way works
Send this to the top!

 

[cioffineverrana43]

Threads pull easier
Than pushing; either way works
Send this to the top!

Haiku and weaving
Both require thread pulling.
Magnificent work.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Don’t always haiku,

But when I do haiku, I

Haiku in this thread.

 

[Knight Shift]

Heard at a practice
Athan Kaliakmanis:
"Hut, hut, hut Haiku!"

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Heard at a practice
Athan Kaliakmanis:
"Hut, hut Haiku!"

Please sir, one more “hut”

To make it a real haiku

“Hut, hut, hut, haiku.”

 

[Knight Shift]

Please sir, one more “hut”

To make it a real haiku

“Hut, hut, hut, haiku.”

Haiku is not Greek
Maybe Athan did not know
No Haiku flag thrown

 

[iReC89]

 

[DJ Spanky]

AI can't haiku
A total fail on that try
Stick to politics

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Outsourcing haiku

Is like sex with a robot.

Disqualifying.

 

[Doctor Worm]

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Let us not tempt fate
Make mockery of Haiku...
It WAS funny though

 

[MrsScrew]

Ohio times three
More than anyone ever?
Please, let's beat them all


What is a Bobcat
A team losing to Rutgers
We all hope and pray

 

[Knight Shift]

Ohio times three
More than anyone ever?
Please, let's beat them all


What is a Bobcat
A team losing to Rutgers
We all hope and pray

Threesomes- lots of fun!
On the golf course, and of course
Oops, wife may read this. . . .

 

[Doctor Worm]

Bobcat: Lynx Rufus
Young are Bobkitten - really!
Great speed, but lack size.

They are carnivores
But are alligator prey
Send to Alcatraz?

 

[RUforester72]

Upstream Haiku team!
Chanting Haiku at the game!
Haiku for the score!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Where are the haikus?
Required to beat the Bobcats
We need more haikus!

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Where are the haikus?
Required to beat the Bobcats
We need more haikus!

5-8-5 fails the

Haiku test and may jinx us

Haiku beats Bobcats

 

[DJ Spanky]

5-8-5 fails the

Haiku test and may jinx us

Haiku beats Bobcats

You must show your work
Where are the 8 syllables?
Required is just 2.

Syllables in Required | Divide Required into Syllables

 

[n00dlejester]

Hi Bobcat Goldthwait
Thursday Rutgers wins. Police
Academy rocks.

Scarlet Knights, Bobcats;
Jersey over Ohio;
Forty two, twenty

 

[cioffineverrana43]

Eff O-H I-O!
Wait, wrong university.
Bobcats are skid steers.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

You must show your work
Where are the 8 syllables?
Required is just 2.

Syllables in Required | Divide Required into Syllables

whoops

sounds like 3

my bad

please continue

 

[Knight Shift]

whoops

sounds like 3

my bad

please continue

1, 3, 2, 4-what?
Haiku violation flag
Try 1, 2, 3, 4

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

1, 3, 2, 4-what?
Haiku violation flag thrown
Try 1, 2, 3, 4

ai explained that I have been living in the south too long:

“the /aɪ/ diphthong may be stretched or monophthongized, making "quire" sound like two parts (/kwi-re/).”

so I guess I may go to the thee-ay-ter and watch a movie later and try to forget my diphthong abuse.

#JinxCancelled

 

[DJ Spanky]

ai explained that I have been living in the south too long:

“the /aɪ/ diphthong may be stretched or monophthongized, making "quire" sound like two parts (/kwi-re/).”

so I guess I may go to the thee-ay-ter and watch a movie later and try to forget my diphthong abuse.

#JinxCancelled

Don't you be pulling
Out your diphthong around here!
We're a family board.

 

[Knight Shift]

This week's Haiku thread
Very whacky, expect the game
To be more of same