4. Require Catholic to change it's name to Eight County Cougars to represent its " boundaries. "
5. Require the Eight County Cougars to wear 64-26 on their helmets to reminisce about the wonderful and exotic evening spent in Winston-Salem.
6. All Eight County fans will be required to carry a laminated card in their fanny packs and or purses with an HD picture of Mister Roscoe with the inscription " I Love Johnny " personally signed by Mister Roscoe. Admittance to an athletic event sans this picture will get you an automatic suspension of five years, and all left over sushi will be distributed to the " let 'em eat cake " patrons that have squatted beside the fence hoping to gain just a glimpse of Mister Roscoe.
7. No Bawlin' Sprangs resident will be permitted in Lawndale any longer with their smokin' may pop tars pick up truck full of goats, nor will any resident be permitted to the annual Cleveland County Recruit and Swap A Thon. If any of these creatures do happen to sneak in, the Management Trainee Staff will be alerted to the shoeless, straw chompin' patrons. If any of these types are found, they will be permanently banned from athletic events, Shakespeare plays, wine tastings, and cheese cuttings. For those that fail to abide by these regulations, they will be tatted on their foreheads with an electric cattle prod with the phrase, " Wide Left. "