There are so many possibilities with this one! I've started it with a few examples. Post your own...'cause you know you want to!
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You Might be a TARHEEL If...
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If your team lost to Duke 82-50,
Youuuuuuuuuu....might be a tar heel
Youuuuuuuuuu....might be a tar heel
If you have a degree from UNC, but never sat in a class at UNC...
... you might be a Tar Heel.
... you might be a Tar Heel.
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if you think the ceiling is the roof....
You keep losing the Pepsi challenge AND the ACC/Big Ten Challenge
Hey, there are some Duke folks who did the same!
Maybe change it to "If you majored in African American Studies, had a 4.0 in African American Studies, made the Deans List because of your grades in African American Studies... but never actually took any African American Studies classes."
You might be a Tarheel if you get your recruiting info from Guru Gary or Dr. Moron Steat!
If you rent a house from your coach and turn it into a smoke shop.
If all of your losses were because of officiating..you might be a Tar Heel
If your toilet paper and your diploma have the same value...you might be a Tarheel.
If you are "glad" that you can't land top recruits anymore because, hey, 3 star players stay around longer
You might be a tar heel fan if you don't know who mahktar ndiaye is. I don't know any tar heels fans who know who he is OFC
There are so many possibilities with this one! I've started it with a few examples. Post your own...'cause you know you want to!
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Great thread dirt OFC
YMBATH if...Duke played North Korea, you would root for North Korea.
If the school 8 miles down the road is better than you in every facet, you might be a tarheel.
If you see Joel Berry around town and call him 'Dog', then you might be Tar Heel.
If you've broken bones as a result of playing a video game, then you might be a Tar Heel.
...if you check the Guru Gary twitter feed to comfort yourself after you’ve woken up in the middle of the night from yet another Grayson Allen nightmare.
If you faked an injury to dodge your upcoming free throws but miraculously heal and are in for the next play after someone else took your shots at the line....
If grade 6 was the hardest 3 years of your life
Speaking of.....I’ll bet there’s a pretty good chance tv teddy v and Jamie lucky will be two of the officials tomorrow night.
I like the way you thinkHey, there are some Duke folks who did the same!
Maybe change it to "If you majored in African American Studies, had a 4.0 in African American Studies, made the Deans List because of your grades in African American Studies... but never actually took any African American Studies classes."
If you’ve ever played college basketball and done porn
You might be a Tar Heel if you fell in love at your family reunion
If you actually have a column in the stats book that says "blown assists..."
You might be a Tar Heel if you score in your own basket
If you and your 5yr old niece are on the same reading level
If you ****** your coaches wife...
... you might be a Tar Heel.
... you might be a Tar Heel.
If you think Luke Maye came to Chapel Hill by way of French Lick Indiana...you might be a TarHeel.
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If you've grown accustomed to getting your *** beaten by a coach you think looks like a rat, then you might be a tar hole.
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