''Twas Duke before Christmas

SwatX1

Heisman
Jan 4, 2011
8,338
10,583
68
and all through the forum,
People were still posting,
Must be suffering from boredom.
Bagley is home, growing his hair,
Haters still hate Grayson,
And he still doesn't care.
The holes fans have nightmares,
While asleep in their beds,
They dream of Wofford,
And being eyed by the Feds.
K's recruiting is kill 'ol Roy,
He cant believe this crap,
Not a single 5 star, will sign with that sap.
K has a dream, of hanging a new banner,
Roy dreams of pudding, with extra nanner.
When we beat unc, they'll say refs were trash.
When we beat uk, they'll say we paid them in cash.
The joker predicted 40-0,
He hasn't posted lately, must be choking on crow.
Duke Denver is enjoying this year,
After each game, he chases bourbon, with Luke warm beer.
The OFC club is pretty unique,
But all they care about is wrasslin,
And peckers potted meat.
Talk trash to Hart, and he'll step up his game.
Mess with Mac, and you'll get more of the same.
Then there's sky's dad, how could we forget,
He's a veteran to the board, and commands much respect.
Show is another man, I must mention,
Talk bad about our boys, and you'll have his attention.
There are a lot of great posters here,
So without further ado,
There SoCal Dukie, QC Dukie, and Duke Hokie too.
Dukiejay keeps everyone straight,
But that doesn't mean,
he won't join the debate.
OAD is one of our favs,
He destroys holes fans,
And make them his slaves.
Quavarius will talk to you,
And treat you with class,
And so will that other dude,
Who goes by Tlass.
If you're feeling froggy,
And want to start a spat,
Go ahead and challenge,
The man we call Datt.
Jwill will join in, and share his knowledge,
He'll talk both.
Pro and college.
I thought this would be fun,
To pass the time,
But I'm about done,
Almost out of rhymes,
Yeah this team, may takes a few licks,
But we all believe, they can win #6.
If I left you out, don't get uptight,
It's just that my mind,
Is bogged with Miller lite.
Wishing everyone a great day,
And to all, a good night.
 

QC Dukie

All-American
Apr 16, 2014
6,598
9,060
0
and all through the forum,
People were still posting,
Must be suffering from boredom.
Bagley is home, growing his hair,
Haters still hate Grayson,
And he still doesn't care.
The holes fans have nightmares,
While asleep in their beds,
They dream of Wofford,
And being eyed by the Feds.
K's recruiting is kill 'ol Roy,
He cant believe this crap,
Not a single 5 star, will sign with that sap.
K has a dream, of hanging a new banner,
Roy dreams of pudding, with extra nanner.
When we beat unc, they'll say refs were trash.
When we beat uk, they'll say we paid them in cash.
The joker predicted 40-0,
He hasn't posted lately, must be choking on crow.
Duke Denver is enjoying this year,
After each game, he chases bourbon, with Luke warm beer.
The OFC club is pretty unique,
But all they care about is wrasslin,
And peckers potted meat.
Talk trash to Hart, and he'll step up his game.
Mess with Mac, and you'll get more of the same.
Then there's sky's dad, how could we forget,
He's a veteran to the board, and commands much respect.
Show is another man, I must mention,
Talk bad about our boys, and you'll have his attention.
There are a lot of great posters here,
So without further ado,
There SoCal Dukie, QC Dukie, and Duke Hokie too.
Dukiejay keeps everyone straight,
But that doesn't mean,
he won't join the debate.
OAD is one of our favs,
He destroys holes fans,
And make them his slaves.
Quavarius will talk to you,
And treat you with class,
And so will that other dude,
Who goes by Tlass.
If you're feeling froggy,
And want to start a spat,
Go ahead and challenge,
The man we call Datt.
Jwill will join in, and share his knowledge,
He'll talk both.
Pro and college.
I thought this would be fun,
To pass the time,
But I'm about done,
Almost out of rhymes,
Yeah this team, may takes a few licks,
But we all believe, they can win #6.
If I left you out, don't get uptight,
It's just that my mind,
Is bogged with Miller lite.
Wishing everyone a great day,
And to all, a good night.
Haha awesome dukefan!!!!!
 

hart2chesson

Heisman
Oct 13, 2012
14,303
16,574
0
and all through the forum,
People were still posting,
Must be suffering from boredom.
Bagley is home, growing his hair,
Haters still hate Grayson,
And he still doesn't care.
The holes fans have nightmares,
While asleep in their beds,
They dream of Wofford,
And being eyed by the Feds.
K's recruiting is kill 'ol Roy,
He cant believe this crap,
Not a single 5 star, will sign with that sap.
K has a dream, of hanging a new banner,
Roy dreams of pudding, with extra nanner.
When we beat unc, they'll say refs were trash.
When we beat uk, they'll say we paid them in cash.
The joker predicted 40-0,
He hasn't posted lately, must be choking on crow.
Duke Denver is enjoying this year,
After each game, he chases bourbon, with Luke warm beer.
The OFC club is pretty unique,
But all they care about is wrasslin,
And peckers potted meat.
Talk trash to Hart, and he'll step up his game.
Mess with Mac, and you'll get more of the same.
Then there's sky's dad, how could we forget,
He's a veteran to the board, and commands much respect.
Show is another man, I must mention,
Talk bad about our boys, and you'll have his attention.
There are a lot of great posters here,
So without further ado,
There SoCal Dukie, QC Dukie, and Duke Hokie too.
Dukiejay keeps everyone straight,
But that doesn't mean,
he won't join the debate.
OAD is one of our favs,
He destroys holes fans,
And make them his slaves.
Quavarius will talk to you,
And treat you with class,
And so will that other dude,
Who goes by Tlass.
If you're feeling froggy,
And want to start a spat,
Go ahead and challenge,
The man we call Datt.
Jwill will join in, and share his knowledge,
He'll talk both.
Pro and college.
I thought this would be fun,
To pass the time,
But I'm about done,
Almost out of rhymes,
Yeah this team, may takes a few licks,
But we all believe, they can win #6.
If I left you out, don't get uptight,
It's just that my mind,
Is bogged with Miller lite.
Wishing everyone a great day,
And to all, a good night.

God Bless you DukeKy, that was awesome!
Merry Christmas sir!! OFC
 

hart2chesson

Heisman
Oct 13, 2012
14,303
16,574
0
'Twas days before Christmas and all thru the Nose DOME- the sweater vests were stirring, the Heels were at HOME!

The old money crowd was expecting a ROUT- Wofford was on the way we'll sure get a SHOUT !

Things started slowly, The Terriers led at the BREAK- no big deal Heels will make this a piece of CAKE!

2nd half started, Wofford led by FOURTEEN-
the fat cats in the crowd looked mighty GREEN!

Ah, the Heels charged back and cut it to one, but Wofford hit a THREE-"Who's this Fletcher MCGHEE!!!???"

Well you know the rest, the Terriers won and the Heels fans took FLIGHT, Merry Christmas ol Roy, this wasnt your NITE!

OFC
 
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DukeRulesBasketball

All-American
Aug 20, 2015
7,258
5,182
0
and all through the forum,
People were still posting,
Must be suffering from boredom.
Bagley is home, growing his hair,
Haters still hate Grayson,
And he still doesn't care.
The holes fans have nightmares,
While asleep in their beds,
They dream of Wofford,
And being eyed by the Feds.
K's recruiting is kill 'ol Roy,
He cant believe this crap,
Not a single 5 star, will sign with that sap.
K has a dream, of hanging a new banner,
Roy dreams of pudding, with extra nanner.
When we beat unc, they'll say refs were trash.
When we beat uk, they'll say we paid them in cash.
The joker predicted 40-0,
He hasn't posted lately, must be choking on crow.
Duke Denver is enjoying this year,
After each game, he chases bourbon, with Luke warm beer.
The OFC club is pretty unique,
But all they care about is wrasslin,
And peckers potted meat.
Talk trash to Hart, and he'll step up his game.
Mess with Mac, and you'll get more of the same.
Then there's sky's dad, how could we forget,
He's a veteran to the board, and commands much respect.
Show is another man, I must mention,
Talk bad about our boys, and you'll have his attention.
There are a lot of great posters here,
So without further ado,
There SoCal Dukie, QC Dukie, and Duke Hokie too.
Dukiejay keeps everyone straight,
But that doesn't mean,
he won't join the debate.
OAD is one of our favs,
He destroys holes fans,
And make them his slaves.
Quavarius will talk to you,
And treat you with class,
And so will that other dude,
Who goes by Tlass.
If you're feeling froggy,
And want to start a spat,
Go ahead and challenge,
The man we call Datt.
Jwill will join in, and share his knowledge,
He'll talk both.
Pro and college.
I thought this would be fun,
To pass the time,
But I'm about done,
Almost out of rhymes,
Yeah this team, may takes a few licks,
But we all believe, they can win #6.
If I left you out, don't get uptight,
It's just that my mind,
Is bogged with Miller lite.
Wishing everyone a great day,
And to all, a good night.
This is awesome DukefanKY. LMAO! Gotta ask though, have u been drinking?! Lol
 

Showenuff

Heisman
Nov 21, 2006
21,624
14,224
0
That rhyme was awesome, I've got to admit, but in a few days, I will crush this ****. I've been letting others rhyme, and having some fun, but now it's time to bring the Show Gun. I can't start tonight, it takes heavy thinking, it won't ******* work cause tonight I've been drinking. When the egg nog slacks off and I'm done with the rum, I'll lay down my rhyme and you all will get some. :D
 

skysdad

Heisman
Mar 3, 2006
42,753
22,653
0
That rhyme was awesome, I've got to admit, but in a few days, I will crush this ****. I've been letting others rhyme, and having some fun, but now it's time to bring the Show Gun. I can't start tonight, it takes heavy thinking, it won't ****ing work cause tonight I've been drinking. When the egg nog slacks off and I'm done with the rum, I'll lay down my rhyme and you all will get some. :D


Danged Show. OFC
 

SwatX1

Heisman
Jan 4, 2011
8,338
10,583
68
Strap in boys, and hold on tight
Show has thrown down the gauntlet tonight!
He made some threats, but I don't think they are idle.
He's gonna work us,
Like an orchestrated recital.
When he speaks the word,
It always rings true,
This spells disaster,
For me and for you.
If we are lucky,
He'll let us live,
But his rhymes cut,
Like a prison shiv.
I'm glad he's a Duke fan,
And not Kentucky.
For that one thing,
We are all so lucky.
If we went to war,
And needed A man for point,
I'd take him,
Over anyone in this joint.
Wait. Why am I kissing his butt,
This is my world, he's a squirrel trying to get a nut.
I'm just playin'
Havin some fun
Now I'll wait for a reply,
From the shogun!!
This could go on forever,
And never end at all,
Two bulls like us,
Going balls to the wall.
This could get nasty,
It really could,
But that won't happen,
Cause this is the brotherhood.
 

OldasdirtDevil

Heisman
Nov 16, 2009
19,469
15,753
0
Absolutely AWESOME, DukeKY! I needed a little laughter. And I don't know which one was better, 'Twas the Duke before Christmas, or the 'Show Throwdown'!!!

OFC
 

SwatX1

Heisman
Jan 4, 2011
8,338
10,583
68
Absolutely AWESOME, DukeKY! I needed a little laughter. And I don't know which one was better, 'Twas the Duke before Christmas, or the 'Show Throwdown'!!!

OFC

Glad you liked it Dirt.
We are in Fla on vacation so I haven't been looking at the board as much. I hope things are well for your family.