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pisgah101 said:
She'd beat the crap outta that chicken
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only if Mayweather agrees to tie one hand to one of his feet...She has as much chance against any good male boxer of winning as D. Patrick does of winning a race. I do assume that you are kidding.
 
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skysdad

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UNC wanted to put up a Chuck Norris banner in the Dean Dome because the assumed like every one else he was a Tar Heel fan. He turned it down because he didn't know anything about UNC, the Dean Dome or Wanda's "nanner puddin". OFC
 
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Chuck Norris climbed Mt. Everest only wearing gym shorts while carrying snow skies on his back. When he got to the top he skied down without the use of poles . OFC
 
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Did you guys know that Chuck Norris was a heavily recruited 5 star point guard who Roy visited 17 times and made multiple offers trying to get him to the hill. Steat said Norris was a true UNC lock so Coach K didn't even recruit him. Keryosey accused Lance Thomas of receiving improper benefits again for the 2400th time because of a jewelry scandal, Chapelheeled said that (iho) Norris would average a triple double but (iho only), Dsouthr wrote several books about Chuck and Smooth as Butter said Norris would be much improved in his freshman year and asked everyone he met if they thought Norris would be the NCAA Freshman and NPOTY. Did you also know that Norris learned martial arts and went into acting instead of playing basketball and Gary 7 accused the refs of cheating to keep him out of Chapel Hill. Did you guys know that?
 
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Great thread, Sky!

It's a well known fact that Chuck Norris has never broken a promise.



OFC
 
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skysdad

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gottagonow said:
Did you guys know that Chuck Norris was a heavily recruited 5 star point guard who Roy visited 17 times and made multiple offers trying to get him to the hill. Steat said Norris was a true UNC lock so Coach K didn't even recruit him. Keryosey accused Lance Thomas of receiving improper benefits again for the 2400th time because of a jewelry scandal, Chapelheeled said that (iho) Norris would average a triple double but (iho only), Dsouthr wrote several books about Chuck and Smooth as Butter said Norris would be much improved in his freshman year and asked everyone he met if they thought Norris would be the NCAA Freshman and NPOTY. Did you also know that Norris learned martial arts and went into acting instead of playing basketball and Gary 7 accused the refs of cheating to keep him out of Chapel Hill. Did you guys know that?
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LOL Nice job gotta. OFC
 
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skysdad

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Chuck Norris has a Sasquatch as a pet. Feeds him old, spoiled "nanner puddin." Named him Tar Foot. OFC
 
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skysdad

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I was watching Walker, Texas Ranger tonight and I saw Cordell Walker aka chuck Norris wipe one tear out of one eye. But that was it. One tear. One eye. A real little tear at that. OFC
 
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One night Chuck Norris's wife refused to make him a sandwich. So he roundhouse kicked her into last week. Then he roundhouse kicked himself into last week so he could get roundhouse kick her back to this week to make his sandwich.
 
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skysdad

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Chuck Norris told his chef he wanted two eggs. One scrambled and one fried. The chef came back with the eggs reversed. He fried one and scrambled the other. Chuck Norris made him do it over. Took him 6 dozen eggs before he got it right. OFC
 
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Chuck Norris called 911 to order Chinese Food and the operator had it delivered
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