OT: for you IPA haters

85Bears

All-American
Aug 31, 2019
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Only IPAs in Hell

“Longtime sinner and atheist Erick Bowser, who authored the report, died last week wearing an "I hope they serve beer in Hell" T-shirt. Bowser remained hopeful after his death, but he soon came to realize the only beer they had on draught in Hell was of the IPA variety. “
They don’t serve ice cold lager in hell, then it wouldn’t be hell
 

horshack.sixpack

All-American
Oct 30, 2012
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Well, that's enough to reform me. I'd rather not drink ever again than suffer through an IPA.
I like them at times. I attribute it to liking some bitter stuff. I take my coffee black and like dark chocolate 70%+, preferably.
 

GloryDawg

Heisman
Mar 3, 2005
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It’s a step above caffeine.***
Technically I can drink caffeine. The Word of Wisdom say no coffee or tea. It does not say caffeine. That came out in the 1830's. I kind of think if Coke and Pepsi was around it would have been on it. The Mormon Church use to own Pepsi Co.
 

horshack.sixpack

All-American
Oct 30, 2012
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Technically I can drink caffeine. The Word of Wisdom say no coffee or tea. It does not say caffeine. That came out in the 1830's. I kind of think if Coke and Pepsi was around it would have been on it. The Mormon Church use to own Pepsi Co.
you forgot these****
 

Chesusdog

All-American
May 2, 2006
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While not an IPA, Heineken tastes like weed smells: AKA a dead skunk in a yard with dog shlt, mowed over, and the bag left unemptied in the hot August sun for a few weeks.

I can't disagree with the smell but I don't mind the taste.
 

Villagedawg

All-Conference
Nov 16, 2005
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While not an IPA, Heineken tastes like weed smells: AKA a dead skunk in a yard with dog shlt, mowed over, and the bag left unemptied in the hot August sun for a few weeks.
That's from light getting through the green bottle and creating MBT. Tastes like skunk weed. Notice it it most green or clear bottled imports. When fresh it lacks the skunk.