OT: Women and plastic surgeryish things

[horshack.sixpack]

How did we get the point where we are with lip fillers? Had lunch with an otherwise professional woman today and was completely distracted by her lips. They look like someone drew a caricature of her and then implanted those lips on her real face. Tragic.

Are any dudes on this board attracted to these overstuffed lips? Maybe I'm the oddity in my disdain...

 

[Dawgg]

I mean... they have their place in the world.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

I'm right there with you. Also when did doing crazy things with eyelashes become desirable? Neither of these is as bad as a reasonably attractive woman with a nose ring though.

 

[11thEagleFan]

Put me down as also not thinking it’s attractive when a woman looks like she’s been stung by wasps in and around her mouth.

Fake tits however, receive my unwavering support.

 

[OG Goat Holder]

In the absence of any real maturity or intelligence, humans revert to animal instincts. Duck lips, fat hips, all that shizz is supposedly more attractive to males looking to mate. Signals that women have better babies or something to that effect.

Yeah, it’s THAT bad in this country. Ever heard of all this Chad/Stacy junk? Dudes are out there trying to find surgical ways to make their jawline more pronounced. We are off the damn rails.

We need a Fight Club level revolution.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

How did we get the point where we are with lip fillers? Had lunch with an otherwise professional woman today and was completely distracted by her lips. They look like someone drew a caricature of her and then implanted those lips on her real face. Tragic.

Are any dudes on this board attracted to these overstuffed lips? Maybe I'm the oddity in my disdain...

Not only that, some people like Big Asses, too.
Put me down for a ...NO.

 

[11thEagleFan]

Not only that, some people like Big Asses, too.
Put me down for a ...NO.

Agree to disagree, buddy. Fat bottomed girls are always welcome in the 11thEagle home.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Agree to disagree, buddy. Fat bottomed girls are always welcome in the 11thEagle home.

They make the rockin world go round.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Just wait until IMPP's next post embeds Sir Mix-a-lot's Baby Got Back & Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls...

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Agree to disagree, buddy. Fat bottomed girls are always welcome in the 11thEagle home.

One YES for 11th Eagle.

 

[johnson86-1]

Agree to disagree, buddy. Fat bottomed girls are always welcome in the 11thEagle home.

This has always been perplexing to me. I can understand wanting some curve there, but just big? I don't get it.

 

[johnson86-1]

How did we get the point where we are with lip fillers? Had lunch with an otherwise professional woman today and was completely distracted by her lips. They look like someone drew a caricature of her and then implanted those lips on her real face. Tragic.

Are any dudes on this board attracted to these overstuffed lips? Maybe I'm the oddity in my disdain...

I get liking full lips. But as far as I can tell everyone that gets injections ends up looking like a clown. Maybe 10% of the women that get them it looks awesome and I just don't notice that they got injections because it looks natural.

 

[Shmuley]

Millennia of natural selection. Millenia. There has always been, and always will be, an insatiable desire in both males and females to "attract" the opposite sex. We are hard wired for it. No amount of workplace sensitivity training will make any difference.

 

[ClintonInHelen]

I’d hit it…

 

[horshack.sixpack]

I get liking full lips. But as far as I can tell everyone that gets injections ends up looking like a clown. Maybe 10% of the women that get them it looks awesome and I just don't notice that they got injections because it looks natural.

maybe that's it. I only notice the bad ones?

 

[OG Goat Holder]

Millennia of natural selection. Millenia. There has always been, and always will be, an insatiable desire in both males and females to "attract" the opposite sex. We are hard wired for it. No amount of workplace sensitivity training will make any difference.

Agreed, but that makes light of our stupidity.

A healthy society would just accept themselves, eat clean and keep in shape (through a number of ways). Not this bunch. Got a bunch of 35 year old kids getting butt injections and sending dick pics.

 

[msualohadog]

I don't like clownface much either. Mom and Dad are enjoying their retirement in Naples. I went out to dinner with them and every single lady in the restaurant had plastic surgery. It looked like a bizarre clown convention. I'm not sure how these elderly ladies look at each other and say "I want my face to look like that"

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

This has always been perplexing to me. I can understand wanting some curve there, but just big? I don't get it.

Outside of the obvious cushion for the pushin', the more advanced riders know a big butt provides more force on the heel of the boot when she's stepping on your nipples during foreplay.

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

Botox conversations aren't nearly as uncommon as they used to be...

 

[kired]

I get liking full lips. But as far as I can tell everyone that gets injections ends up looking like a clown. Maybe 10% of the women that get them it looks awesome and I just don't notice that they got injections because it looks natural.

Problem is they can't stop. I'm in my 40s now so know plenty who've been getting a little something done here & there for 10-15 years. It was ok when they were 30 - I mean it was noticeable but not necessarily bad.

But now that it's been going on for years they just look weird and unnatural. They get addicted to it and do end up literally looking like a clown. It's sad

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Outside of the obvious cushion for the pushin', the more advanced riders know a big butt provides more force on the heel of the boot when she's stepping on your nipples during foreplay.

 

[Double Dawg]

There is a difference between a nice *** & a fat ***. According to Dad, a nice one is less than 1 axe-handle wide.

 

[Irondawg]

I have this conversation with my wife all the time where I tell her that I hope she doesn’t want to look like half her peers do these days because it just doesn’t look good on most of them.

There are some exceptions, but most people come out looking less attractive in my opinion.

 

[Blldawg87]

Worse than that, why 80s looking mom jeans....terrible.

What happened to tight low riding jeans on women. How could they ever think these styles are appealing

 

[Dawgg]

Worse than that, why 80s looking mom jeans....terrible.

This is the real pandemic^

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

Worse than that, why 80s looking mom jeans....terrible.

What happened to tight low riding jeans on women. How could they ever think these styles are appealing

The 17ing late 80's and early 90's are Gen Z's deal man. And it's horrible. For those that haven't gone skiing recently... These are back and it's an instant signal that you are a megadouche. It's a great way to get a loogie in your double porter stout seasonal IPA at the lodge.

 

[Augustus McCrae]

Outside of the obvious cushion for the pushin', the more advanced riders know a big butt provides more force on the heel of the boot when she's stepping on your nipples during foreplay.

Long, dark winters up in your part of the country. I guess you have to find something for entertainment.

 

[Blldawg87]

The 17ing late 80's and early 90's are Gen Z's deal man. And it's horrible. For those that haven't gone skiing recently... These are back and it's an instant signal that you are a megadouche. It's a great way to get a loogie in your double porter stout seasonal IPA at the lodge.

Skiing is for fun, wearing mom is a disaster that hides something the whole world should be able to see!

And definitely not limited to Gen Z

 

[jethreauxdawg]

How did we get the point where we are with lip fillers? Had lunch with an otherwise professional woman today and was completely distracted by her lips. They look like someone drew a caricature of her and then implanted those lips on her real face. Tragic.
Are any dudes on this board attracted to these overstuffed lips? Maybe I'm the oddity in my disdain...

Botox injections in the face, no bueno. Well done breast augmentation, muy bueno.

 

[was21]

How did we get the point where we are with lip fillers? Had lunch with an otherwise professional woman today and was completely distracted by her lips. They look like someone drew a caricature of her and then implanted those lips on her real face. Tragic.

Are any dudes on this board attracted to these overstuffed lips? Maybe I'm the oddity in my disdain...

If it makes them feel good about themselves and they can afford it, go for it. OTOH, over time it can become addictive (so I'm told). Vanity can be a curse. I've seen some naturally beautiful women end up favoring ducks as far as their faces. After awhile and repeated treatments, they all end up looking like ducks in the face. JMHO. It's interesting that most European women don't go for it but in the United States is where it's off the wall.

 

[Dawgbite]

Im curious what these big asses are going to look like after about 30 years of gravity tugging on them.

 

[She Mate Me]

I think almost all cosmetic surgery is pretty vain and pointless if it's not correcting something pretty serious or somewhat necessary to continue a career (actors).

I realize many will disagree.

 

[M R DAWGS]

Millennia of natural selection. Millenia. There has always been, and always will be, an insatiable desire in both males and females to "attract" the opposite sex. We are hard wired for it. No amount of workplace sensitivity training will make any difference.

Well what’s with the LGBTQRS’s?

Wiring is off?

I think so.

 

[ronpolk]

You boomers are old as 17****

 

[Dawgbite]

How did we get the point where we are with lip fillers? Had lunch with an otherwise professional woman today and was completely distracted by her lips. They look like someone drew a caricature of her and then implanted those lips on her real face. Tragic.

Are any dudes on this board attracted to these overstuffed lips? Maybe I'm the oddity in my disdain...

Couldve you at least slipped a picture of the hussy? I mean all you had to do was check your email or something and snap a covert picture.

 

[PBRME]

Put me down as also not thinking it’s attractive when a woman looks like she’s been stung by wasps in and around her mouth.

Fake tits however, receive my unwavering support.

I’ll pass on fakes. Was drunk one night and had a pair pulled out in front of me that were hard as a rock and misaligned nipples. My drunk brain tried to straighten up the nipples until the room started spinning.

 

[Cantdoitsal]

Without reading a damn post on this thread I'm just gonna throw in an "I'd Hit It" which would not be going out on a limb cuz I'm 60 now and prolly would hit most anything breathing these days.

 

[40mikemike]

If it’s fake, I’m gonna have to pass on it. Doesn’t matter if it’s fake chicken breasts or human breasts. Fake lips are the absolute worst. I just can’t do it.

 

[The Peeper]

If it’s fake, I’m gonna have to pass on it. Doesn’t matter if it’s fake chicken breasts or human breasts. Fake lips are the absolute worst. I just can’t do it.

Same here, doesn't matter if it's fingernails, lips, hair extensions, eyelashes, a fat arse, or hooters that look like a half grapefruit glued on a chest, I'm not a fan

 

[patdog]

Generally, if you don't have some deformity or real health issues, you're better off not getting any plastic surgery. So many of these women who are trying to look hot just look like clowns.