OT: OFFICIAL Akron Zips HAIKU Thread

[Knight Shift]

Zippity doo dah
MACtion at SHI Stadium
Knights will zap the Zips.

 

[RUforester72]

And here come the Zips!
(Whatever the hell that is.)
Knights will zip the Zips.

 

[Knight Shift]

Noon kickoff in rain?
Crowd counters will be crowing
Fans, bring your ponchos!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Well, yes, they're the Zips
Acceptable: at least they're
Not called the Rubbers

 

[Knight Shift]

Well, yes, they're the Zips
Acceptable: at least they're
Not called the Rubbers

If it rains too hard
Rubbers may come in handy
At least in Blue lot

 

[DJ Spanky]

If it rains too hard
Rubbers may come in handy
At least in Blue lot

The Black Lot is paved
Tailgate will camp out under
The solar arrays

 

[Knight Shift]

The Black Lot is paved
Tailgate will camp out under
The solar arrays

Still bring some rubbers
They always come in handy
Prevent hearing AIDS.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Still bring some rubbers
They always come in handy
Prevent hearing AIDS.

Rubbers?!? Ah, c'mon!
We're not playing the Trojans!
It's only the Zips.

 

[teafan]

And here come the Zips!
(Whatever the hell that is.)
Knights will zip the Zips.

Hope that what happened to Tennessee when they asked what a Rutgers is, doesn't happen to us

 

[Knight Shift]

Rubbers?!? Ah, c'mon!
We're not playing the Trojans!
It's only the Zips.

If we lock the Zips
Rubbers unnecessary
Urine trouble, then!

OR

If we lock the Zips
Rubbers unnecessary
You're in trouble, then!

 

[Knight Shift]

Hope that what happened to Tennessee when they asked what a Rutgers is, happens to us

A zips fan, eh?
Haiku rules very simple
It's five seven five

A fun tradition
Everything gets mocked in these
This is not trash talk

What is a Rutgers?
Yeah, that did not end well
For the Volunteers

You guys like Moorhead?
Rhetorical question!
Wear your rubbers, zips!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Wet and rainy day
Zip the rubbers on the field
Cast aside after

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Turf field, rain comes down,
Scarlet Knights wear victory’s crown,
Zips can’t take them down.

 

[RUforester72]

Rain will not dampen
the joy of the B1G SHI crowd
unless you’re a zipper

 

[DJ Spanky]

Haiku thread falling
To the bottom of the page
Must bump to revive!

 

[Knight Shift]

Haiku thread falling
To the bottom of the page
Must bump to revive!

Haikus never die
They sink below useless threads
Fly high Haiku thread

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

The hump-day Haikus
assure Rutgers' victory
so haiku today!

Bonus Limerick:
Akron thought they could compete,
But Rutgers was quick on their feet.
With Monangai runs,
They had all the fun,
And left Akron tasting defeat!

 

[Knight Shift]

Men close your zippers
Very carefully; Just ask
Ben Stiller-missed prom.

 

[wicker]

Akron, Ohio
The world's rubber capital
So win and hook up

Rutgers stadium
Where the rubber meets the road
Knights go two and oh

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Classic chrome Zippo
Flicks open, lighting cigar
Cause Zips scored zippo

 

[teafan]

A zips fan, eh?
Haiku rules very simple
It's five seven five

A fun tradition
Everything gets mocked in these
This is not trash talk

What is a Rutgers?
Yeah, that did not end well
For the Volunteers

You guys like Moorhead?
Rhetorical question!
Wear your rubbers, zips!

I corrected the post, it should have said "hope it doesn't happen to us"

 

[RUforester72]

Gotta do the bump
Cause the Zips are gonna lose
So we do the bump

 

[DJ Spanky]

Zipping to the game
Avoiding all the raindrops
Diluting my scotch.

 

[Knight Shift]

A mixed drink question
Scotch and water is a thing?
Zipped in flask stays dry.

 

[Knight Shift]

Zipping to the game
Avoiding all the raindrops
Diluting my scotch.

Buried yet again
In a sea of one post threads
Put a Zip on it!!!

 

[rurichdog]

Of course it's going
to rain the one day we have
a game. Beat the Zips.