OT: Women are impossible to please

[RUTGERS95]

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Now.. that store should have a exclusive membership of some sort to represent how few women actually can choose a man rather that just pick the best option available from the men who would choose them. It's the store should be for men.. but the women can refuse to be sold.

Which is to say, this is just a joke.. like that of the OP.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Heard that before, but there's a lot of truth to it.

 

[hoquat63]

If a man is alone in the forest with no women around and he says something, is he still wrong?

 

[LETSGORU91_]

If a man is alone in the forest with no women around and he says something, is he still wrong?

Yes because they always seem to find out.

 

[Scarletnut]

Ahhh, women, can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.

 

[Purple-Ed]

I'm sorry ...

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Women want one man to fulfill thier every need.
Men want one need to be fullfilled by every woman.

 

[LeapinLou]

Lucky for me my wife cashed in on floor 2.

 

[Roy_Faulker]

Wow…Joyce has had a lot of work done.

 

[Brisket and Bourbon]

Hispanic women are at a whole other level of impossible.

 

[RUSK97]

If I were sold in this store, I think I’d be on offer in the basement.

 

[ashokan]

Hispanic women are at a whole other level of impossible.

The immigrant guys from Ecuador tell me that if they don't work there is "no push push in the noche" lol

 

[toby83]

What happened to her face?

 

[Brisket and Bourbon]

The immigrant guys from Ecuador tell me that if they don't work there is "no push push in the noche" lol

I’m the son of one and have 14 aunts and 30/47 first cousins that are female and Hispanic…as someone who likes quiet…it was hell…love em as I do 🫣

PS: yes my family was super catholic and contraception was not a thing for a while…hence those numbers

 

[Retired711]

*People* are impossible to please; women are just a subset.

 

[ashokan]

"There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper."

Camille Paglia

 

[Branchrentals]

 

[Ronnie_B]

Wow…Joyce has had a lot of work done.

I can't recall one instance of a woman getting plastic surgery done to their face and I said to myself "Damn, they look better!".

They always end up looking like a cat.

 

[newwavedave1]

If a man is alone in the forest with no women around and he says something, is he still wrong?

Great one!

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

If a man is alone in the forest with no women around and he says something, is he still wrong?

That man should pick up an axe and start chopping