OT: Old Bridge pasta scandal

[newell138]

Who dumped all the pasta in the woods?!??

https://patch.com/new-jersey/matawan-aberdeen/still-mystery-who-dumped-500-pounds-pasta-old-bridge

 

[BeantownKnight]

"Forget it, Newell ... it's Old Bridge."

 

[WhiteBus]

The pasta wasn't cooked. It softened in the rains since it was dumped.

 

[Knight Shift]

They found the culprit. What are the pastabilities this crime would be solved so quickly?

"Shah said the pasta had not been cooked but had been there only "for a short time but moisture did start to soften some of the pasta.""

https://www.app.com/story/news/loca.../05/05/old-bridge-pasta-nj-woods/70187179007/

 

[rurichdog]

They found the culprit. What are the pastabilities this crime would be solved so quickly?

"Shah said the pasta had not been cooked but had been there only "for a short time but moisture did start to soften some of the pasta.""

https://www.app.com/story/news/loca.../05/05/old-bridge-pasta-nj-woods/70187179007/

$200 for a WM Bagster pickup, or just dump it along the river bank?

I hate people.

 

[Frabjous_rivals]

The police have arrested Al Dente.

 

[mdk02]

The police have arrested Al Dente.

I though it was Dante Lottapasta.

 

[Willow88!]

they found it just "pas" "ta" the tree

 

[Zak57]

It was a military vet who's mom passed away.

 

[DanRU]

I have nothing but respect for anyone who serves in the Military but being a vet or having a parent pass away doesn't excuse illegal dumping. When my parents passed and we cleaned out the house, we paid the $500 for a dumpster.

 

[SouthJerseyRU]

it will be impastable to find out who did this.

 

[rurichdog]

it will be impastable to find out who did this.

Detective Mac Aroni is on the case

 

[NickRU714]

The police have arrested Al Dente.

Oh no! My dad has a friend named Al Dente. Hope it's not the same guy

 

[voltz99]

It was a military vet who's mom passed away.

Does not matter. He is a scumbag and a moron. He could have put it out with the regular trash. Might have taken two weeks max. My neighbor moved. They had more than 15 wheel barrels of garbage.

 

[denogla1]

Shrinkage!

 

[RU_87]

My first thought was maybe he put it out there thinking wildlife would eat it. Why put it in a landfill if deer, etc. will eat it. Although, I'm not a fan of feeding deer, etc. and having them keep coming back near residential

 

[Knight Shift]

The police have arrested Al Dente.

50 lashes with a wet noodle.

He almost escaped and said, Past La Vista, Baby.

This whole story seems pre-pasta-rous!

 

[Knight Shift]

When the police asked him why he dumped it instead of disposing of it properly, he replied:

"I cannelloni do so much, and it would have cost a pretty penne."