OFFICIAL Buckeye Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

We can win this game!
Simon throws five hundred yards
A fan can dream big

 

[Knight Shift]

Board taken over
By message board geniuses
Trolls are running wild

 

[ClassOf02v.2]

We will lose big time
But someday we’ll have enough
I still love Rutgers

 

[wicker]

Hide kick returner?
Hide the women and children
From this week's bloodbath.

 

[MrsScrew_rivals32693]

Finally, birds done
we move west to the buckeyes
We must pray hard now

 

[RuBird]

Evan or Noah
Maybe Johnny Wildcat
Will not matter much

 

[Knight Shift]

Lloyd Christmas once said
You're telling me there's a chance
Don't stop believin'

 

[RUScrew85]

We gonna get whipped.
Maybe not as bad as past.
Still a good whippin.

 

[MrsScrew_rivals32693]

We gonna get asses whipped.
Maybe not as bad as past.
Still a good whippin.

You were so close here
First line is 5 not 7
I still love you lots

 

[Knight Shift]

You were so close here
First line is 5 not 7
I still love you lots

When I see him next
His ear may get very wet
Bring him a barf bag

 

[rurichdog]

Give Schiano time!
The Sunshine Pumpers rejoice.
Yay! Lose by 50.

 

[Doctor Worm]

Steel does sharpen steel
That which does not kill, strengthens
All cliches needed

 

[DJ Spanky]

Let's survive the game
And come home fully healthy
For the Cornhuskers.

 

[MrsScrew_rivals32693]

I fixed it for you, Princess.

This is not Haiku
Please follow all the thread rules
KnightShift will be sad

 

[RUScrew85]

This is not Haiku
Please follow all the thread rules
KnightShift will be sad

Oh Queen of tailgates
Earlier Haiku is fixed
You bring neverending joy?

 

[RUScrew85]

Let's survive the game
And come home fully healthy
For the Cornhuskers.

From the Cornhuskers
Does more asskickin await?
Time will surely tell

 

[Knight Shift]

Oh Queen of tailgates
Earlier Haiku is fixed
You bring neverending joy?

You two very cute
A couple that cheers together
Drinks beers together?

 

[DJ Spanky]

From the Cornhuskers
Does more asskickin await?
Time will surely tell

No way, not at all
Nebraska ripe for the win
Let's grill some fresh corn!

 

[HeywoodGiant]

Cry baby knight fans
too busy crying in beer
miss upset of year

 

[Doctor Worm]

No way, not at all
Nebraska ripe for the win
Let's grill some fresh corn!

Disturbing thread turn
Looking past Ohio State
FOCUS now we must!

 

[LJK80]

OSU too good
Let's hope for the best and pray
Injuries are small

 

[RUScrew85]

You two very cute
A couple that cheers together
Drinks beers together?

No No No No No
No No No No No No No
No No No No No

 

[RUScrew85]

Cry baby knight fans
too busy crying in beer
miss upset of year

Yeah, what he says there
Tots not delusional - wink
Or stop day drinking?

 

[RUScrew85]

No way, not at all
Nebraska ripe for the win
Let's grill some fresh corn!

From your mouth - God's Ears
Huskers best chance for fourth win
Wish that isn't last

 

[Knight Shift]

From your mouth - God's Ears
Huskers best chance for fourth win
Wish that isn't last

We gonna win these:
Hoosiers, Huskers and Spartans
Hope that Terps implode

Regarding Spartans
Mel Tucker-fake wood chopper
Last year was mirage

Goes without saying
F the Nittany Lions
Pray for miracle

 

[DJ Spanky]

From your mouth - God's Ears
Huskers best chance for fourth win
Wish that isn't last

Don't think that's the case
I think Indiana is
Ripe for the taking.

 

[Knight Shift]

Don't think that's the case
I think Indiana is
Ripe for the taking.

Hoosiers are hot mess
But they pull it out each game
Just like Sandusky

 

[MrsScrew_rivals32693]

Ohio buck nuts
A tough nut for us to crack
Hopefully we score

 

[Knight Shift]

THE Buckeyes roster
More stars than Hollywood walk
Stars don't win games though

 

[RU at the shore]

Buckeye week is tough
Upset ? Can it just be close
Lets just stay healthy

 

[RU at the shore]

Haiku confusion
Trying for five seven five
Does question mark count

 

[Doctor Worm]

Buckeyes roster
More stars than Hollywood walk
Stars don't win games though

Please check your first line
Haiku enforcer has erred
Our faith is shaken

 

[Knight Shift]

Please check your first line
Haiku enforcer has erred
Our faith is shaken

THE Buckeyes roster
More stars than Hollywood walk
Stars don't win games though

There-we happy now?
Less errors than Escobar
He made up for it

 

[wicker]

So many mistakes
In this week's haiku meter.
Gleeson writing them?

 

[Knight Shift]

So many mistakes
In this week's haiku meter.
Gleeson writing them?

It's five, seven, five?
Looked to sideline, no guidance
Penalty flag thrown!!!

 

[Knight Shift]

Simon says hut, hike!
Or do they just clap hands now?
Put ball in right arm?

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

THE.. Ohio State
Rutgers will defeat them by...
Playing Basketball

Rutgers Football Team
would defeat Ohio State's..
Playing Basketball

Rutgers Football Team
is smarter and more handsome
great human beings

So here is the plan..
replace the goalposts with hoops
kickoff a B-ball

 

[BeantownKnight]

I have an idea:
let's forfeit the game, then we
only lose 2-0

 

[RUforester72]

Just a bunch of nuts.
crack the shell, send them to hell!
Scarlet Knights do well!

 

[Morrischiano2]

Spend family time
From 3:30 to 7
Let’s pick some apples!