OFFICIAL Penn State Haiku Thread
- Thread starter Knight Shift
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Rob's doing fine job
Who will Franklin compliment?
Steve? George? Dick? Harry?
Dangerfield once said
I don't get any respect
But we know Rodney
Who will Franklin compliment?
Steve? George? Dick? Harry?
Dangerfield once said
I don't get any respect
But we know Rodney
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Rutgers opponent
Protecting Sandusky U
Let us ne'er forget
Protecting Sandusky U
Let us ne'er forget
Ash sucks sucks sucks sucks
Really Ash totally sucks
He just sucks sucks sucks
Really Ash totally sucks
He just sucks sucks sucks
Cowardly Lion
Skulking through Happy Valley
Courage has left him
All of his masters
Followed the yellow brick road
And found themselves lost
Skulking through Happy Valley
Courage has left him
All of his masters
Followed the yellow brick road
And found themselves lost
Board is misery
If Rob is back as head coach
Knight Report melt down
If Rob is back as head coach
Knight Report melt down
My next door neighbor
Called Buckeye - Lions contest
Caligula Bowl
He thinks boths schools are
Bereft of moral stature
I can't say he's wrong
Called Buckeye - Lions contest
Caligula Bowl
He thinks boths schools are
Bereft of moral stature
I can't say he's wrong
Stop playing football
And commit personal fouls
Instead. Thug it up
Like Charlestown Chiefs
Of cinematic renown
Knights now watchable
And commit personal fouls
Instead. Thug it up
Like Charlestown Chiefs
Of cinematic renown
Knights now watchable
really hate franklin
twenty-fourteen.. sad we lost
next head coach beats them
twenty-fourteen.. sad we lost
next head coach beats them
The board is toxic
I'm trying to stay away
Can't resist haikus
I've got a feeling
Rutgers beats the Pedos
Our fans still complain
Misery is right
As Knight Shift earlier said
Will a win heal wounds?
I'm trying to stay away
Can't resist haikus
I've got a feeling
Rutgers beats the Pedos
Our fans still complain
Misery is right
As Knight Shift earlier said
Will a win heal wounds?
Win opens new wounds
Penn State did not try, show up
Rutgers never "wins"
In jaded fans eyes
Rutgers gets lucky with wins
Or other team sucked
Denigrating wins
Its what some fans like to do
Burn team to ashes
Sad mentality
Players have feelings, you know
Win- nice for the team
Ash is coming back?
Will he stay or will he go?
Anybody's guess.
Multiple threads here
Speculation is rampant
No bobble head--hmmm.
Kyle Flood bobble head
Like Brady Bunch Tiki charm
Bad luck for Knight Shift
Our office caught fire
And caused Knight Shift big health scare
No surfing for me.
All is well now though
Football not so important
Glad to be alive
Positive outlook
Even when football is bad
It will get better
Someday, we will win
Not as soon as many want
Not much we can do.
Will he stay or will he go?
Anybody's guess.
Multiple threads here
Speculation is rampant
No bobble head--hmmm.
Kyle Flood bobble head
Like Brady Bunch Tiki charm
Bad luck for Knight Shift
Our office caught fire
And caused Knight Shift big health scare
No surfing for me.
All is well now though
Football not so important
Glad to be alive
Positive outlook
Even when football is bad
It will get better
Someday, we will win
Not as soon as many want
Not much we can do.
Rutgers Scarlet Knights
I predict an upset Sat
20 to 14
A man can have hope
That his haiku wish comes true
Like playing lotto
I predict an upset Sat
20 to 14
A man can have hope
That his haiku wish comes true
Like playing lotto
Keep choppin that wood
Burn chopped wood in the fireplace
Get rid of the ash
Burn chopped wood in the fireplace
Get rid of the ash
Love the Rutgers board
Arguing over haikus
Meter and structure
Arguing over haikus
Meter and structure
Al gets killed for post
Won’t apologize for fandom
RU beats State Penn
Won’t apologize for fandom
RU beats State Penn
Fans irritated
Take it out on each other
Like some families
You support the coach
You get the name "Mrs. Coach"
Call me Mrs. Program
Take it out on each other
Like some families
You support the coach
You get the name "Mrs. Coach"
Call me Mrs. Program
Tough being a fan
Will never apologize
Scarlet Knights my team!
Will never apologize
Scarlet Knights my team!
Don't ever give up
Even if under flood waters
Or buried in ash
Better days ahead
How far ahead, we don't know
Can't get any worse
Even if under flood waters
Or buried in ash
Better days ahead
How far ahead, we don't know
Can't get any worse
Don't stop believing
Apropos to fans, LeGrand
His, our day will come.
Apropos to fans, LeGrand
His, our day will come.
Hope for the future
Art Blackshear and Pacheco
Need some big Fatties
On D there is hope
Mikey T, Lumor and Fogg
Forming foundation
Art Blackshear and Pacheco
Need some big Fatties
On D there is hope
Mikey T, Lumor and Fogg
Forming foundation
Looking at next year
Debate needs to be answered
Red or white helmets
Debate needs to be answered
Red or white helmets