OFFICIAL Husker Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Huskies beat Huskers
EMU did beat Rutgers
Rutgers beats Huskers

 

[ClassOf02v.2]

Hut-hut-haike!

 

[RRRRUUUU]

Corn corn corn corn corn corn corn
Corn corn corn corn corn
Make them eat some of that corn

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Hut-hut-haike!

Haiku or haike
5-7-5 is the format
Please stick to the rules

 

[Doctor Worm]

Nebraska loses
Penny Hofstadter is sad
Not tonight, Leonard

 

[DJ Spanky]

Stopped long losing streak.
Please let's not start another!
Let's beat Nebraska!

 

[Knight Shift]

Nebraska looks bad
We will soon know if RU
Is Big 10 ready

 

[RutHut_rivals]

We can only win
If we get more creative
Open the playbook

 

[Knight Shift]

We can also win
If Tanner Lee sucks again
We can only hope

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Bolin or Lewis
New QB controversy
Not in Ash's eyes

 

[jmg75]

Seems the Cornhuskers
These days can't cut the mustard
Lincoln's lost luster

Post pre-game bluster
We'll have a knuckle duster
Kill the Cornhuskers

 

[DJ Spanky]

Let's send those Huskers
Out to detassle some corn
After we smoke them.

We can only win
If we get more creative
Open the playbook

We can also win
If Tanner Lee sucks again
We can only hope

We can only win
By the team scoring more points
Then them. (Just sayin'.)

 

[Knight Shift]

Let's send those Huskers
Out to detassle some corn
After we smoke them.



We can only win
By the team scoring more points
Then them. (Just sayin'.)

Many ways to win
"Win" in eye of beholder
Moral victories

Did you ever win
Participation trophy?
Nope. Did not think so.

 

[RUsince52]

Souffle the Huskers
Can of corn for the Scarlet
Sweet return trip home

Back to Lincoln Neb
Won't need a map this time
We have Lewis and Clark

 

[DJ Spanky]

Many ways to win
"Win" in eye of beerholder
Moral victories

IFIFY!
Remember what's important!
Football and Tailgates!

 

[Knight Shift]

IFIFY!
Remember what's important!
Football and Tailgates!

Spanky's beer goggles
Make many things look better
Until next morning.

 

[G-Bake]

Bolin gets the start
He gets us to the redzone
Lewis takes it in

 

[RUforester72]

Cornhuskers reeling
Scarlet Knights like to roast corn
On the tips of swords!

 

[MorrisAsh]

Next week's viral thread:
"Should've hired Bo Polini"
Husker Du lead died!

 

[PatrickRU92]

Corn dipped in blood
It will be yellow no longer
We drain their life source

 

[jmg75]

Children of the corn
Emerge from the killing field
Dripping Husker blood

Don't know what it is
Patrick RU ninety two
We like violence

 

[Knight Shift]

Patrick brings the gore
Not the hanging chads loser
Blood, guts, kick in nuts

 

[Knight Shift]

JMG steps up
Huskers cower in fear of
Bloody Saturday

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Seems the Cornhuskers
These days can't cut the mustard
Lincoln's lost luster

Post pre-game bluster
We'll have a knuckle duster
Kill the Cornhuskers

"Lincoln's lost luster"
Haiku and same syllable
Good combination

 

[jmg75]

Hang the Cornhuskers
On crosses of twisted husks
Pluck out their eyeballs

Getting blood thirsty
This is but a football game
But blood lust rises

 

[Scarlet16e2]

We need an upset
Just what the doctor ordered
One can only hope

 

[DJ Spanky]

Moral Victory
Is not what we're looking for
Let's beat Nebraska!

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Must use play action
Cannot establish the run
With nine in the box

 

[Doctor Worm]

Moral Victory
Is not what we're looking for
Let's beat Nebraska!

Morality, bah!
None evident in this thread
Scoreboard victory!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Haiku thread lagging
Must bump it up to the top.
Just like Tango Two.

 

[RuBird]

Ash signature win
Will happen later this year
We still win THIS game

 

[RutgersRockies]

Bugeaters are lame
Cornhuskers are even worse
Scarlet Knights are great

 

[Doctor Worm]

Bugeaters? Who knew?
Also Rattlesnake Boys. Yuck!
Creative farmers.

 

[Knight Shift]

We beat our chests here
Talking smack via Haiku
Hope team follows suit

 

[stuw6]

If still in the game
Let's attempt to win this time
dumb to lose by less

 

[RUforester72]

Amazed that a win
Turns this board to optimists
Knights victorious!

 

[Knight Shift]

Here's a bad idea
Let's form a board Haiku team
To replace dance team

 

[Doctor Worm]

Amazed that a win
Turns this board to optimists
Knights victorious!

Irrational fans
With exuberance to match
It's fun while it lasts

Clarification
Irrationality - good!
That's why we are fans

 

[Knight Shift]

Tanner Lee - more picks
Than a Kentucky coal mine
When under pressure

 

[RuBird]

Rutgers wins by 3
Nebraska loses again
Turay with a sack