So I'm "asking for a friend" for a trendy first date restaurant to take a smoking hot mid-30's milf. I don't think I can take her to my early 20's haunts in New Brunswick (I'm RC class of '11). I'm looking for something more sophisticated. Not stodgy but far from casual. Looking for a 10-15 mile radius from NB.
And yes I know the requirements but I will only post her pic if the date bombs. Date is midweek.
Like others have alluded to:
(1) Pics or it never happened. Not only if the date bombs. You can blur out her naughty bits if you want.
(2) Maybe you mean "phoning a friend"? Because "asking for a friend" implies that you're not asking for yourself. Kind of like going to the psychiatrist and then asking, for a friend, about said friend's homicidal urges. Or said friend's inability to get it on w/women anymore (which might be tied to aforementioned homicidal urges).
(3) Is said strumpet actually a mother? If not, I think you mean a cougar, given that she's older than you. Doesn't Rutgers teach this stuff?
(4) Save some money on dinner and just go to Stuff yer Face. Then spend what you saved at dinner on hookers and blow. If the milf/cougar/strumpet is any kind of fun at all; she'll have a great time. Otherwise, dump her smoking hot *** at the bus station. More blow for you and the hookers.
(5) Don't you know any nice girls your own age?