Norfolk State - First Game Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Norfolk State Spartans
Michigan State U Spartans
Rutgers beats them both.

 

[RUGrad2003]

This is so easy
I will play 4th string safety
Pass another beer

 

[Knight Shift]

Kickoff is at noon.
Will the blue lot be rocking?
You can bet on it

 

[DJ Spanky]

Rettig plays first half
Laviano comes in next
Shreds Norfolk State D

 

[DJ Spanky]

Kickoff is at noon.
Will the blue lot be rocking?
You can bet on it

That Haiku is so racist - what do you have against the Yellow, Red, Tan, Silver and Black lots?

 

[Knight Shift]

That Haiku is so racist - what do you have against the Yellow, Red, Tan, Silver and Black lots?

I like to pick on the blue lot ever since my kids were traumatized by our visit to DJ Spanky's tailgate. Bunch of hooligans in that lot.

 

[Knight Shift]

Scarlet, Yellow, Red,
Tan, Silver, Light Blue, Black, RAC,
They are all great lots.

 

[RUforester72]

First game of the year
Rutgers the big favorite
Must win by forty

 

[DJ Spanky]

I like to pick on the blue lot ever since my kids were traumatized by our visit to DJ Spanky's tailgate. Bunch of hooligans in that lot.

Hey, Hey, HEY! I resemble that remark!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.

 

[PatrickRU92]

We will spill their blood
And drink wine from severed skulls
CHOP f***ing heads off

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Spartan Band coming?
No matter. The Spartans all know..
that THIS IS SPARRRRRRRRRRRTA!


(Saturday, September 19 - International Talk Like a Pirate Day 2015) kay:

 

[mighty_knights]

Suspensions galore
Game will still be a blowout
Hope they bring the band!

 

[RuBird]

First game of the year
Rutgers the big favorite
Must win by forty

Flood cleared of charges
Rutgers destroys Norfolk State
NJ.com sucks

 

[mikershoein]

Spartans vs the Knights
Hope the bad storm stays away
Don't want to be wet

 

[RUTrack94]

Spartans of Norfolk
Hope you brought thy brown pants here
As thy *** is kicked

 

[RCTrooper]

We're big time football?
Fake IDs, Checking Kids'Grade
Sweep it under rug!

 

[RCTrooper]

We will spill their blood
And drink wine from severed skulls
CHOP f***ing heads off

Jesus Patrick. Pace yourself.......

 

[Knight Shift]

Jesus Patrick. Pace yourself.......

IIRC, Patrick is our resident Gangsta Haikuer. He likes to keep it real.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Spartans are coming
Kill! Kill! Blood makes the grass grow.
Even if it's turf.

 

[Knight Shift]

Star Ledger sucks ***.
N J Dot Com sucks *** too
Never click again.

 

[RUTrack94]

Rush, pass, score and crush
Three touchdowns are through the air
Four more by the run

 

[Knight Shift]

D. Hamilton out.
Kemoko questionable.
Keep offense on field.

 

[RCTrooper]

Salmon streams across grass
The band gets new uniforms!
Can Flood email Nike???

 

[Upstream]

Want to watch football
But 1AA games are boring
Hope its not too hot

 

[Knight Shift]

I support the team
Looking forward to kickoff
Keep chopping Rutgers

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

They invade R house?
I think not.. that is R thing
R HOME IN-VAD-ER

 

[BeantownKnight]

In three games ever
We scored 128 points
They didn't cross 50