You can't make this shite up

[Been Jammin]

Client just came in to pick up his dog that he dropped off earlier today.

Was checking out at the reception desk and stated that he didn't want to sign the signature capture pad because the pen might have Corona virus on it.

He then spits twice on both of his hands, rubs them together, wipes it on his pants, picks up the pen and signs.

WTF?

 

[trapped_in_tx]

Common sense isn’t that common.

That’s all I got.

Well, maybe he thinks his spit has superpowers.

Ok, now, that’s all I’ve got.

 

[AC2017]

People are nuts.

But I think you'd know that after years on the Politics board Been.

 

[ExileOnPerkinsSt._rivals]

Client just came in to pick up his dog that he dropped off earlier today.

Was checking out at the reception desk and stated that he didn't want to sign the signature capture pad because the pen might have Corona virus on it.

He then spits twice on both of his hands, rubs them together, wipes it on his pants, picks up the pen and signs.

WTF?

I was trying to impress everyone in your office.

 

[Been Jammin]

I was trying to impress everyone in your office.

It didn’t work. They all think you are an *******. One of them even referred to you as a motherfuc.ker

 

[ExileOnPerkinsSt._rivals]

It didn’t work. They all think you are an *******. One of them even referred to you as a motherfuc.ker

Well I see it’s just another day in the neighborhood for me.

 

[wyomingosualum]

It was a long crappy day. I needed this. Thanks, fellas.

 

[MegaPoke]

Client just came in to pick up his dog that he dropped off earlier today.

Was checking out at the reception desk and stated that he didn't want to sign the signature capture pad because the pen might have Corona virus on it.

He then spits twice on both of his hands, rubs them together, wipes it on his pants, picks up the pen and signs.

WTF?

Was he wearing a gas mask?

 

[TulsaPokie]

Odds the guy was picking up a pit bull...nearly 100%

 

[Been Jammin]

Was he wearing a gas mask?

Nope.

 

[Been Jammin]

Odds the guy was picking up a pit bull...nearly 100%

Dude has one of the most fru-fru Cocker Spaniels you have ever seen. Treats it as if it is some combination of his only child and a grand champion show dog.

 

[Ostatedchi]

Client just came in to pick up his dog that he dropped off earlier today.

Was checking out at the reception desk and stated that he didn't want to sign the signature capture pad because the pen might have Corona virus on it.

He then spits twice on both of his hands, rubs them together, wipes it on his pants, picks up the pen and signs.

WTF?

 

[Been Jammin]

People are ********.

 

[Inky29]

You better not talk bad about me and Pickett like this when we leave your office.

 

[Been Jammin]

You better not talk bad about me and Pickett like this when we leave your office.

Of course not.

I know that you read this board.

 

[The Duke]

Common sense has declined dramatically over the last century; prior to that natural selection often took its course.

 

[TPOKE]

Common sense has declined dramatically over the last century; prior to that natural selection often took its course.

Common sense and common courtesy.