Woman snatches Rolex

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Now that’s a cooter poot I’d like to see!

 

HotMop

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The way your Mommy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And she'd be damned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on her boy's birthright. So she hid it in the one place she knew she could hide somethin'. Her snatch . Five long years, she wore this watch up her snatch. Then when she died of dysentery, she gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my *** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
 

dawgman42

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This thread is still in training mode until CiH and tacodawg provide their input.
 

Cantdoitsal

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Watch placed in a bio-hazard bag. Maybe the "lucky cop" wasn't that lucky afterall? How's he gonna splain this to his better half?
 
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