Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Wrigley Field of Dreams?
Bloated with pufferbellies?
Sittin' this one out

 

[iskaboo]

Cats are Men in Black
Screw 'Hail to Purple and White'
Showing true colors?

 

[stpaulcat]

Cats come to Wrigley
not to chew gum, instead to
chew up the boilers

 

[wicker]

Game at Wrigley Field.
Famous tenant might now say
"Let's not play at all"

 

[stpaulcat]

Will Northwestern be
fifty yards short of a field,
or play on both ends?

 

[cattul]

fallen leaves mourning
summer gone, autumn dwindles
wins cling to the tree

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Purdue claims Big Drum
But Cats march to their own drums
To beat the Boilers

 

[Hungry Jack]

Cormac McCarthy
Could not pen a meaner tale
Than our fall from grace

 

[NUCat320]

Cormac McCarthy
Could not pen a meaner tale
Than our fall from grace

Charles Bukowski
Would include descent into
Alcoholic rage

 

[Ryanfield124]

Shamefully I watch
Knowing the outcome
Does anyone feel my pain.

 

[stpaulcat]

Shamefully I watch
Knowing the outcome
Does anyone feel my pain.

No, can't feel your pain,
Nor mine, I have become NUmb
Watching the carnage

 

[stpaulcat]

Charles Bukowski
Would include descent into
Alcoholic rage

Whoever thought of
Pulp fiction as medium
For NU football?

 

[loyolacat]

in comes another storm
NU stands, face into the wind
will they stand or fall

 

[RossMackey]

Purdue’s a-rollin’
Wrigley offers no respite
For NU’s malaise.

 

[AstroCat]

an ill fated year
an annus horribilis
let's kick some anus

 

[AstroCat]

On cold autumn nights
Uranus is visible
to the naked eye

 

[mountaindrew]

Purdue’s a-rollin’
Wrigley offers no respite
For NU’s malaise.

An impressive debut, Sir! Welcome to the NU board.

 

[mountaindrew]

in comes another storm
NU stands, face into the wind
will they stand or fall

Should CatManTrue, Turk
and Hungry Jack strap it on
We might beat Purdue

 

[Turk_rivals223269]

Jon cashing in big
Fitz sticking with disaster
Purdue winning big

 

[DaCat]

Harry Caray sang
Take me out to the ballgame...
Will the Cats show up?

 

[RossMackey]

An impressive debut, Sir! Welcome to the NU board.

thanks…

I wish my schedule allowed me to make the game tomorrow, but having game at Wrigley softens the blow— I relish any opportunity to visit your spectacular campus.

 

[Hungry Jack]

Should CatManTrue, Turk
and Hungry Jack strap it on
We might beat Purdue

A strapping lad was I
Ere aging reduced me to
Watching Aquaman

 

[stpaulcat]

On cold autumn nights
Uranus is visible
to the naked eye

In cold autumn in
Minnesota, Uranus
is not visible.

 

[NUCat320]

One thing I am sure:
Boilermakers won’t rush for
300 yards. Right?

 

[stpaulcat]

One thing I am sure:
Boilermakers won’t rush for
300 yards. Right?

Right O, 3-2-O
My bet, at least 3-2-O
Coincidence, NO?

 

[stpaulcat]

Expect likelyhood!
or unlikely likelyhood?
New NU mantra?

 

[ubercat]

This season’s mantra
Expectorate Victory
So watch where you step

 

[stpaulcat]

A cure to defeat
The likely expectorant
More red zone touchdowns

 

[NU Houston]

Fall follies lead to
Winter of our discontent
Spring eternal, hope!

 

[RossMackey]

Wrigley turf awful
Wright, O’Connell, and GK
shine for ol’ Purdue!